Greatest Sayings About Poker/Gambling - Poker News

What are some of the most common poker expressions and sayings that we all hear again and again...what are some are your favorites?

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.

Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.

You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once.

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing.

If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.

...What else you got?

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04-11-2021 , 08:28 PM

Doorbread

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 9,750

you call its gonna be all over the baby

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04-11-2021 , 10:06 PM

PUSATFH

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 341

The stakes are high and so am I.

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04-11-2021 , 10:41 PM

Dr. Meh

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 3,342

“Dnegs is the greatest player of all time”

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04-11-2021 , 10:41 PM

Dr. Meh

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 3,342

“I knew you had it but I called anyway.”

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04-11-2021 , 10:47 PM

BarrySanders

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,390

"TAKE MANEY
THE F DO"

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04-11-2021 , 10:51 PM

ladybruin

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,978

I think this is a saying about freezeout tournaments...

"We only have two lives and the second one begins when we realize we only have one."

Or maybe that is a Confucius saying about life.

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04-11-2021 , 11:07 PM

MCAChiTown

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Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 3,532

Gossip: Best Gambling Quotes Ever

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04-11-2021 , 11:08 PM

persianpunisher

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Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 2,818

I WONT MILLION

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04-11-2021 , 11:55 PM

#10

LimpDitka

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,024

Fast forward to 1:12 "Pokah is nice.. i luv to play pokah" *Rubs titties

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04-12-2021 , 01:27 AM

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Rmbxr9

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,814

I had Twips

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04-12-2021 , 03:09 AM

#12

SimpleRick

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Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 4,660

Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.

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04-12-2021 , 03:19 AM

#13

Masq

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,008

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Originally Posted by SimpleRick

Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.

Beat me to it

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04-12-2021 , 04:33 AM

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SootedPowa

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Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 3,322

Some sayings can be a tell on the persons gambling skill for example

"A push is a win!!" - rallying cry of degenerates everywhere playing blackjack

Also anyone who repeats the story of Ace/King being nicknamed Anna Kournikova and why that is at a live poker table is 100% a noob.

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04-12-2021 , 05:43 AM

#15

Morphismus

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

"You lost Bro"

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04-12-2021 , 10:16 AM

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Da_Nit

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Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 9,382

It’s 6 to 5 and pick em. Might be a bit too old school.

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04-12-2021 , 11:23 AM

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DaveC95818

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,129

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

"You lost Bro"

Rob Salaburu lives. Best new post-modern quote.

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04-12-2021 , 02:03 PM

#18

reezer63

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Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 126

You're hardly ever drawing dead

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04-12-2021 , 03:05 PM

#19

mesmerized

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 946

Ziigmund: u have to be american,only usa people r so stupid

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...s-chat-298095/

ziigmund had great lines

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04-12-2021 , 03:32 PM

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Adrianople

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Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 270

I said top-top!

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04-12-2021 , 07:34 PM

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PeteBlow

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 14,550

'He called with a Jack high!'

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04-12-2021 , 08:39 PM

#22

Notor1ous

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 622

F u luck

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04-12-2021 , 09:02 PM

#23

Steffen89

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 58

easiest way to become a millionaire through gambling is to start off as a billionaire

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04-12-2021 , 09:13 PM

#24

Monteroy

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 16,729

"You're a poker player!"

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04-13-2021 , 12:30 AM

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WillYumTX

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 329

"The next best thing to playing poker and winning is playing poker and losing."

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