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06-30-2019 , 05:43 PM

#126

All Hail Circe

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,594

" I`m not going to lose it, I am going to gamble it! "

- Axel Freed from the Original movie: "The Gambler"

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07-01-2019 , 01:04 AM

#127

freestreetcommando

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 220

"Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that has made this country so great." Walter Mathau

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07-02-2019 , 05:30 PM

#128

ukbilly

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 1,867

I don't like to gamble but if theres one thing im willing to bet on its myself.

Beyonce.

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07-02-2019 , 05:35 PM

#129

ukbilly

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 1,867

Please lord let me prove that winning the lotto wont spoil me.

Ukbilly last 20 years.

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07-02-2019 , 07:36 PM

#130

RoyHobbs

journeyman

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 286

“ You Can Beat a Race, But You Can’t Beat the Races. “

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07-02-2019 , 09:19 PM

#131

Numbnutlow

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 429

Friend walking by on the street "You still gamble?"
Me "Only with my life!"

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07-02-2019 , 10:36 PM

#132

neverbeclever

banned

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,405

Send us another live one!

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07-03-2019 , 06:26 PM

#133

ImNotSoGood

adept

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 977

“I’m good at poker”

- Vanessa Rousso

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07-03-2019 , 08:28 PM

#134

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

Quote:

Originally Posted by illdonk

“Barely understandable chatlogs are not quotes.”

— Winston Churchill.

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07-03-2019 , 10:24 PM

#135

Fluffy68

banned

Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 157

More rake is better

-DNegs

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07-04-2019 , 12:57 AM

#136

muttiah

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 25,025

"No-limit holdem is about putting a man to a decision for all his chips"

- Doyle Brunson

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07-04-2019 , 01:14 AM

#137

wowsooooted

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,077

"LOL documents"

- Barry Greenstein

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07-05-2019 , 07:06 PM

#138

ukbilly

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 1,867

There is nothing so uncertain as a sure thing.

Unknown.

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07-05-2019 , 08:41 PM

#139

Carl_LaFong

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 632

From my little chickadee...

Cousin Zeb
“is this a game of chance?”

Cuthbert J Twillie
“not the way I play it, no”

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07-05-2019 , 11:50 PM

#140

jjjou812

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,656

Me: Hey Walt, how is it going?

Walt: Man, these guys are killing me. I can't win a hand and am stuck 3 buy ins..... but you know me, I'm not a quitter!

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07-07-2019 , 01:05 PM

#141

Nepeeme2008

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 2,913

Buddy of mine after raising blind and flopping two pair and winning an all in.
"I invented donkey"

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07-08-2019 , 05:43 PM

#142

HurtLocker

adept

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 798

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImNotSoGood

“I’m good at poker”

- Vanessa Rousso

Wrong. It wasn't that. It is "I'm an excellent driver." by Dustin Hoffman

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07-09-2019 , 12:42 PM

#143

TJ Eckleburg12

Only Gives Out Winners

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,133

Overheard at a 1/2 table:

"What's the worst downswing you can have at 5/10 and still be a winning player?"

First guy: "I've been down 30k and come back"

2nd guy: "I have a buddy who's been stuck 50k in that game"

Last guy: "I dunno, I always move up before it gets that bad"

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07-09-2019 , 02:42 PM

#144

IneptandUnruley

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 137

"I gotta hand like a foot..."

– Toothless Old Man

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07-09-2019 , 06:24 PM

#145

HurtLocker

adept

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 798

"I just want to wish you all gl. We're all counting on you." - Leslie Nielsen in Airplane.

(P.S. - I wouldn't doubt for a second there were some passengers on that trip playing some poker. Perhaps, the black brothers who spoke Jive?)

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07-09-2019 , 06:33 PM

#146

Foxxy Woods

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 719

I don't gamble for the money. I do it for the action.

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07-09-2019 , 10:25 PM

#147

ilike23bet

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 249

If it was raining pussy I’d get hit in the head with a dick

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10-24-2020 , 12:21 PM

#148

jjb511

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 671

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurtLocker

"Playing poker is a hard way to make an easy living."

I would like to know the identity of the first person to say this. Thanks

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10-24-2020 , 12:28 PM

#149

CBorders

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16,505

swongs r 1 thing
rigged is another

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10-24-2020 , 01:07 PM

#150

joe_seboks_luck

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 600

"Some day, somewhere … a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is never broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that the jack of spades will jump out of this deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son … do not bet him, for as sure as you do you are going to get an ear full of cider. "

Damon Runyon, The Idyll of Miss Sarah Brown.

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