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01-16-2011 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bananathursdays
To make a similar comparison baseball players did not gain a huge edge from taking steroids:

Adderal is the steroids for poker you have this analagy wrong and if you'd like to know if i took poker steroids while playing, yes i took steroids bc theyre not illegal yet.



I find it hysterical you find this hysterical:

go ahead and call me retarrded and say things like this if you need to blow off some steam


sucks you already had those reads on us:

I didn't and never used HM but whatever.. and have you ever heard of adjusting? If you were playing the same exact way everyday I'm pretty sure that's why you downswung not because of me...


Also When you google your name, Harry Kaczka, and the first thing that comes up is this thread, you might regret it when your in your mid 40's:

I don't intend to live until I'm 40, looks like i solved that problem.


Every second you waste on this thread you could be improving your game, but hey what do i know about playing good poker.
do you actually realise how immature you sound?

Im not surprised that some snotty kid MA'ed. You cant expect teenagers to have great ethics and be mature, theyre making a ******** of money, which creates the same kind of attitude you see in trust fund babies. Im sure Harry will be like all the other ones who says hes quitting poker and then hes back in a couple of months and will say how hes sorry he MA'ed and he realises the error of his ways blah blah blah, its all ********.
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01-16-2011 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Bananathursdays
I'm not excusing what happened, but GordyLamb only existed because i sent $10k to a friends account because i lost a bet, and then i flew home and it was still there so i gambled it on 25/50 and then the rest happened. So although it doesn't matter, i didn't just send the gordylamb account a 25/50 bankroll to start ****ing with ppl, was an accident. wat.
sure, keep telling yourself that's what happened.
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01-16-2011 , 12:22 AM
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01-16-2011 , 12:25 AM
These are all people who have never been in my kitchen.
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01-16-2011 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Bananathursdays



I don't intend to live until I'm 40, looks like i solved that problem.


I do not think that is a good thing.
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01-16-2011 , 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Rnr_Rnr_Hobgoblin
These are all people who have never been in my kitchen.
cliff
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01-16-2011 , 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Rnr_Rnr_Hobgoblin
These are all people who have never been in my kitchen.
That you know of....
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01-16-2011 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Bananathursdays
I'm gonna start out with a nice big virtual finger to the computer screen...are you visualizing it? ok good let me begin.

Lemme start out saying i never mutliaccounted on ftp and the coolmoney thing was some ridiculous ghosting run that was a longass time ago when ghosting wsn't even a big deal but w/e hate me for it the moneys in my bank account.


Im glad i barely play online poker anymore yall are reetards..anyone here wanna give me some ethics advice on paying smart asians to do my homework for me at college next yr? is that gonna be considered ghosting or multiaccounting i cant be sure and i wouldnt wanna get my grades confiscated.

Saying i stole $1million from the poker community is pretty hysterical statement, i promise you your hole cards were safely hidden. I'd put it more like "made more than anyone ever at 2550plo in a month, raped almost everyone (lolrumprammer), and ppl just got stubborn kept playing a good player over and over (leak imo?). Saying "oh but the READS, i had all these ill READS on booby wtf mate so scammed." Dont be absurd and blame me for downswings you are fooling yourself drop down limits and learn the game better if you truly believe your reads on me were going to save you. When you start out playing a new player, what's the first thing you do...develop reads. If you're reads on Booby were so great wouldnt you have figured out it was me after getting the EXACT same reads on Gordy? GL explaining.

All the good players knew it was me, listen to sauce how much more obvious could it be? To come out and publicly admit it would be just straight hating money at that point. Molswi congrats on the witch hunt sucks you didnt get a refund tho . Tcorbin, detective of the year award, want a medal or maybe 50k back? As for sooted and zam, you guys are trying really hard good job and gl with the character defamation like it matters. Everyone who knows me knows i am a good person you're all just in a bias position to hate me (should meet me maybe), but im sorry i don't care.

I doubt ill be playing much anymore, but it's been a fun run with this poker thing and after pca im moving on to the real world and the things i missed out on while living in some stupid fantasy land of numbers on a screen. THEY ARE NUMBERS ON A SCREEN, remember that and youll keep your sanity... maybe. To all my friends in the poker community, i apologize for the secrecy i never meant it to be this way and i wish you all the best of luck. Haters can hate but i hope all the ashmans, mizzis, gordos, junglemen, isildurs, galfonds, urnotindangers, marcheses, MATTMERF and reynolds n friends bust you all. BOOBY OUTTY. <3
are you saying there shouldn't any consequences if you have someone else do your work in college?
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01-16-2011 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by pkz
are you saying there shouldn't any consequences if you have someone else do your work in college?
I am not sure he knows that cheating is wrong. I also do not think he knows that if he gets caught cheating on anything in college, he will be kicked out very fast.
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01-16-2011 , 12:32 AM
I actually do semi-agree with Harry on some of his points. He didn't really 'steal a million' out of the poker community as such. His opponents that consistently played him really should have been able to see he played good and exactly like the booby account after a very short time of him being around. People don't just turn up and start asking for 6-tabling HU matches without having had some experience.

However, he still used another account with the intent that people wouldn't know who he was at first and it would take people a little while to adjust. Obviously the better players/ ones with less ego are going to adjust quicker but you're still gaining an advantage on all the regs by breaking the site's terms and conditions. It's pretty hard to quantify how much of an edge it gives but there's just tons of spots when playing a random that I just shrug and fold thinking 'no way a random is bluffing there' where I am snap-calling vs you. I just find it a bit cheeky that you think you can do it then post here that all of u are losers and tell us to fk off. There's no need to try and make yourself out to be some sort of poker renegade. I just think it comes across as a bit childish. Like I said to you - I just think its nice if you try and be decent to people - maybe that's just naive.

Having said all that - don't quit poker. You juice up the 6max games too much (though not as much as you used to u friggin nit).
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01-16-2011 , 12:34 AM
JFC the real crime is that someone with such a pathetic outlook on life (ie; I don't plan on living til 40) has so much financial success.

BTW, Harry, you are a down syndrome looking POS
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01-16-2011 , 12:35 AM
This Harry Kaczka guy sure sounds like an incredible douche.

Harry Kaczka, I think you underestimate the consequences of having your name pop up on google seaches relating to poker cheating, but time will tell I guess.
Please don't change your plans of not making it till 40, too many people already on this planet.
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01-16-2011 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by gavz101
I actually do semi-agree with Harry on some of his points. He didn't really 'steal a million' out of the poker community as such. His opponents that consistently played him really should have been able to see he played good and exactly like the booby account after a very short time of him being around. People don't just turn up and start asking for 6-tabling HU matches without having had some experience.

However, he still used another account with the intent that people wouldn't know who he was at first and it would take people a little while to adjust. Obviously the better players/ ones with less ego are going to adjust quicker but you're still gaining an advantage on all the regs by breaking the site's terms and conditions. It's pretty hard to quantify how much of an edge it gives but there's just tons of spots when playing a random that I just shrug and fold thinking 'no way a random is bluffing there' where I am snap-calling vs you. I just find it a bit cheeky that you think you can do it then post here that all of u are losers and tell us to fk off. There's no need to try and make yourself out to be some sort of poker renegade. I just think it comes across as a bit childish. Like I said to you - I just think its nice if you try and be decent to people - maybe that's just naive.

Having said all that - don't quit poker. You juice up the 6max games too much (though not as much as you used to u friggin nit).
good post

give this man a banana
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01-16-2011 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Zam
Harry Kaczka your arguing over stupid things.

I am 100x more upset with how stars handled it, then you playing under gordy.
So this thread should be more about pokerstars shortcomings than slipping my full name into every post to work the google angle? you're a cutey <3
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01-16-2011 , 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by gavz101
I just think it comes across as a bit childish. Like I said to you - I just think its nice if you try and be decent to people - maybe that's just naive.

Having said all that - don't quit poker. You juice up the 6max games too much (though not as much as you used to u friggin nit).
Ya most of my posts on 2p2 are pretty childish and I'd consider myself pretty childish irl (lol what is 2p2 fakelife?) so that's just kindof me.

I'll try not to quit lol but you can blame the bumhunters!
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01-16-2011 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bananathursdays
So this thread should be more about pokerstars shortcomings than slipping my full name into every post to work the google angle? you're a cutey <3
Thanks babe. I mean if you want me to stop give me a good reason why?

In fact if you can prove you didn't play on Iswher I will edit your name out of all my posts ( will ask the mods ) and will not post or speak about this gordylamb thing ever again.

But lets be real, ^^^^, this is never going to happen!

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01-16-2011 , 12:44 AM
Harry i always thought you were a cutie :rawr:

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01-16-2011 , 12:46 AM
in fairness,

he's a real flakey guy..

(not his fault ?)

Last edited by moving shapes; 01-16-2011 at 12:47 AM. Reason: oh, who said he was a real flakey guy and bailed him out?
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01-16-2011 , 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Zam
Thanks babe. I mean if you want me to stop give me a good reason why?
cuz he's not gonna make it to 40, so who cares...
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01-16-2011 , 12:47 AM
Why did you play on the Gordylamb account Booby?
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01-16-2011 , 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by 4CardGrind
Why did you play on the Gordylamb account Booby?
As i said i transferred 10k to a friends account because i lost a bet to him where he got to play 5/10 on a stake for 2 hours and go 50/50 on what he made. He basically broke even and we forgot to send the money back for a few days b/c i was traveling. When i got home i gambled it at 25/50 for fun and it turned into some ridiculous thing. This is not some excuse this is actually the story and it's pretty funny imo, i do not feel the need to excuse my actions because i did not cheat, cheating is wrong yo.
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01-16-2011 , 12:54 AM
Harry Kaczka, is he from Poland or something?
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01-16-2011 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by gavz101
I actually do semi-agree with Harry on some of his points. He didn't really 'steal a million' out of the poker community as such. His opponents that consistently played him really should have been able to see he played good and exactly like the booby account after a very short time of him being around. People don't just turn up and start asking for 6-tabling HU matches without having had some experience.
this is what i was saying, and idiots are calling me dumb.
he ran like god and that is the only thing i feel is unfair lol. zam i think its time to let it go, hes ugly and a complete douche, i think that's punishment enough.
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01-16-2011 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by sauce123
this MA was particularly funny because gordy and banana played identically preflop, chatted identically and were never seen together at the same time. just not subtle at all.
Pretty sure both screen names played a few of the same MTTs.
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01-16-2011 , 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bananathursdays
As i said i transferred 10k to a friends account because i lost a bet to him where he got to play 5/10 on a stake for 2 hours and go 50/50 on what he made. He basically broke even and we forgot to send the money back for a few days b/c i was traveling. When i got home i gambled it at 25/50 for fun and it turned into some ridiculous thing. This is not some excuse this is actually the story and it's pretty funny imo, i do not feel the need to excuse my actions because i did not cheat, cheating is wrong yo.
I believe this story 100%, no joke. This is pbly exactly what happened, I don't doubt it.

What's amazing is that you don't consider it cheating when obviously the sick heater you went on had a lot to do with the fact that most of your opponents didn't know who you were.

Are you seriously telling us that it didn't cross your mind for one second that you were gaining an edge by playing from that account?

You obviously know it was wrong and you just don't give a ****.
Just means you're a sociopath and good luck dealing with the rest of your life (short, as you said, so good for you), but I'm glad to take 10% of my attention from multitabling to bring some public awareness to the fact that you're a scumbag.

Before some post about how this isn't my business, it absolutely is my business and the business of every single online poker player to make sure we out scumbags like this one and clear our industry of this kind of BS.
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