Naturally, but sorry to say you seem completely not aware of potential outcomes from your actions. Plus 'know-it-best-attitude' doesn't help.

Yep this really would have been a black mark on Full Tilt's otherwise excellent reputation.

Glorious.. Absolutely glorious.

I am not the one who stole his bracelet and hurt his dog. I would put him in jail if I could. There's a potential outcome I'd be satisfied with.

Thread has potential.
At what point does "rough play" become rape?

Voted 5 stars, thanks for the funnies

So, what did he actually do to the dog? You said on twitter "hurt his dog" like 17 times, obviously nothing really happened or you would say something less vague. What did he do? Accidentally step on the poor feller's hind leg?

Can't speak for Jimmy, but jumping into this thread to argue the same points probably isn't what he had in mind when he said 'shut the **** up'

Definitely ciringe-worthy. I'm a dad and I get sticking up for your boy, but damn...

You seem completely oblivious to how it looks watching a grown man's mom step up for him and threaten to call someone's parents. Do you bathe him and tuck him in at night too? Talk about humiliating.

lol awesome.

Sorry Gobbo, kinda feel for you

I'm sure the bracelet and dog stuff is annoying too.

moms and internet$ dont mix bruv

Five star thread *****

A lot of times when I confide in my mom something similar to this happens on a smaller scale. Just like anybody, people need to vent their emotions sometimes. Moms tend to think their children, especially sons, are presidential candidates when it comes to morality and truths.

Junglen isn't exactly a prime candidate for public office, but it's probable that either he told you that information in confidence, or you have exaggerated his story (as many moms, including mine, often do) in order to justify the public outing.

Now you are in a weird spot because you're thinking well I just wanted to protect my son from being taken advantage of. But you can't apologize to a guy who for all intents and purposes may be a d-bag.

You also have to eat some humble pie because your son is an adult and can handle his own baggage. With your motherly instincts of protection giving yourself nearly full confidence that you were in the right by airing this out, you continue to defend yourself by repeating the things Adam supposedly did. Instead of doing this you could just drop it and all parties are probably better off. (Which you are doing, so that's cool, thank you for the entertainment at other peoples expense!)

In summary:

He's an adult...stfu and let him deal w/ it.

This.

Was there penetration?

Gobbomom,

It seems like the obvious consequence to you saying things that embarrass your son is for him to stop sharing parts of his life with you.

Seriously, if somebody starts spilling the beans about what happened and we get some substantial back and forth between involved parties......then we have true potential for a goat thread. I know its early but thus has all the makings of a doozy. Sup bro.

I find that more times then not, the accuser is more likely to have committed the crime then the accused.

Was the braclet made of chocolate??

This is one of the greatest threads ever.

Looking forward to Fricke v. Junglen. Courts need real cases like this. One-legged, 80 pound kid accused of hurting dog and stealing poker bracelet from 300 pound shut-in while his mom takes to twitter to out the little guy.

Can we get a pic of gobbos mom? Pref a bathing suit pic or link to topless.

This is why the internet was created.

Wrong, shame on you for your incredible lack of awareness. Everyone is in utter disbelief of your audacity. What you said was completely inappropriate, petty, and reflects more on yourself than anyone else involved.

Gobbomom,

I heard Adam Junglen voted for Romney.

Judge Judy imo

Dear Gobbomom,

You obviously care about Jimmy very much, but what you are doing is not productive in anyway and can only be embarrassing to him. You are doing more harm than good. Jimmy is a well known good guy and very capable of handling his own problems. Let him work it out for himself.

Thank you,
Jimmy's friend

Wow Gobbomom has over 7k posts. Wow.