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Old 02-04-2019, 10:56 PM   #76
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

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Fantasy? We have been married for 15 years and have two kids and live in a very happy marriage.
Pay no attention to the haters, I think they are sweet.
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Old 02-09-2019, 11:19 PM   #77
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

Go for the triple Phil

Kinda like the below triple Mike
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Old 02-09-2019, 11:44 PM   #78
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Hey Iím considering getting a poker tattoo on my left hand
I want my knuckles on my left hand to have the suit on each finger. Iím considering getting it done in Colour but Iíd prefer black with shading
I already have a cross on my right hand knuckle so thatís a no go and my left arm is going to be a sleeve.

I said to myself after my first 10k in poker profit was done Iíd get this done but Iím at about 22k right now.

I know itís a big move and Iíve played the game since oct 2010 so it isnít just like something dumb or done on a whim.

I need to know which order to do the suit from right to left so stick out your left hand and from right to left looking at it spade club diamond heart etc thanks and I want it black because my sleeve will be all black I donít like colour tattoos cheerw
Order of the Suits are as follows:

Spades
Hearts
Four leaf clover
Diamonds
Make sure you use color for the clover, as playing cards too often are in black lie you say you want, and it would look like a club or something
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Old 02-10-2019, 06:23 AM   #79
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

I kind of like the understated khqh married couple tattoos, but uhhhh does everyone realise that cards are not poker
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Old 02-10-2019, 12:16 PM   #80
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I kind of like the understated khqh married couple tattoos, but uhhhh does everyone realise that cards are not poker
You could get another chip on your shoulder maybe?
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Old 02-10-2019, 12:59 PM   #81
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

you came to the right place sir, and may i suggest a tattoo of a spider on your face. No one will ever **** with you if you get that one, believe me

or maybe a picture of your favorite poker player (me) on your shoulder because, you know, gotta spread the love
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Old 02-10-2019, 02:25 PM   #82
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I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.


Is this seriously your tattoo?

Haha sorry but it looks like a tatted portrait of John Wayne Gacy as Pogo the Clown post stroke with an Elmers glue cap for a hat.
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Old 02-10-2019, 03:50 PM   #83
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

OP,

Don't. Unless you're an obese 60 years old biker, obviously.

Last edited by Kamikam; 02-10-2019 at 03:53 PM. Reason: Actually, just don't.
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Old 02-10-2019, 04:50 PM   #84
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Is this seriously your tattoo?

Haha sorry but it looks like a tatted portrait of John Wayne Gacy as Pogo the Clown post stroke with an Elmers glue cap for a hat.
That was exactly how I described what I wanted to the artist!
Is that you Buck?
Sorry I went elsewhere for my Bob Marley tattoo.
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Old 02-11-2019, 01:33 AM   #85
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That was exactly how I described what I wanted to the artist!
Is that you Buck?
Sorry I went elsewhere for my Bob Marley tattoo.
lol, hey, no regerts, man.

The artwork is pretty good, he just spelled the name wrong.
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Old 02-11-2019, 01:52 PM   #86
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I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.


Isn't that the guy that got kicked out of Devo when they caught him whippin it?
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Old 02-11-2019, 04:50 PM   #87
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I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.


I can't stop laughing, this is so good
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:42 PM   #88
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I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.


Why on earth would you regret it
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:44 PM   #89
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bet the tattooist was laughin for the rest of the day Good lord lol

And yeah OP defo needs help!
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:49 PM   #90
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Looks like it was done in kindagarten class



Sorry, im sure it looks better irl!
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Old 02-11-2019, 06:15 PM   #91
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I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.


OMG
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:12 PM   #92
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I'm going to pay for my son to get the same one next year for his 14th birthday.
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Old 02-12-2019, 12:00 AM   #93
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He must have lost a big bet...
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Old 02-12-2019, 02:48 AM   #94
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epcfast is winning the thread.

Nice setup, and hit it outta park.
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:52 AM   #95
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

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Hey Iím considering getting a poker tattoo on my left hand
I want my knuckles on my left hand to have the suit on each finger. Iím considering getting it done in Colour but Iíd prefer black with shading
I already have a cross on my right hand knuckle so thatís a no go and my left arm is going to be a sleeve.

I said to myself after my first 10k in poker profit was done Iíd get this done but Iím at about 22k right now.

I know itís a big move and Iíve played the game since oct 2010 so it isnít just like something dumb or done on a whim.

I need to know which order to do the suit from right to left so stick out your left hand and from right to left looking at it spade club diamond heart etc thanks and I want it black because my sleeve will be all black I donít like colour tattoos cheerw
Forget colors. It is the worst. Even moreso on knuckles. Actually, you have to know that knuckles tatts, joints tatts etc are the worst as they fade out the quickest. Be ready to end up with some weird black spots on your hand in less than ten years. Anyway, good luck in the kitchen
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:25 PM   #96
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epcfast is winning the thread.

Nice setup, and hit it outta park.
Agreed, absolutely....
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Old 02-15-2019, 01:20 PM   #97
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

Offer Pokerstars to buy some advertising space on your forehead so you don't have to dip into your bankroll to buy the tat.
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Old 02-15-2019, 04:19 PM   #98
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Offer Pokerstars to buy some advertising space on your forehead so you don't have to dip into your bankroll to buy the tat.
That was a pretty common practice back in the day when online gambling launched.

Google golden palace + tattoo forehead

http://www.manolith.com/2012/11/01/p...ey-now-photos/
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Old 02-18-2019, 02:55 PM   #99
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Re: Getting a poker tattoo need help

Get one of Pinocchio's face on your crotch and tell the ladies it's your "lie detector"..... or an ace on your fore arm.
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:47 AM   #100
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Why on earth would you regret it
he regrets not getting a matching one on the other arm.
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