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02-02-2019 , 07:34 PM

#26

illdonk

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Originally Posted by epcfast

I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.

Holy crap. Did somebody ask for a tattoo of John Wayne Gacy wearing a citrus juicer? Because in that case, nailed it.

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Originally Posted by DarkOne

Starting with index finger Spade Heart Diamond Club

Only option, obvs.

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02-02-2019 , 07:36 PM

#27

gregorio

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Grunch
If you're getting a poker tattoo you definitely need help

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02-02-2019 , 08:22 PM

#28

borg23

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Originally Posted by TheFly

Might want to watch this video first:

I love the line: "The instant you see someone with a poker tattoo, you know they have no game whatsoever, none" LMAO!

it's true. everyone i've ever seen with a poker tattoo sucks at poker.

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02-02-2019 , 08:24 PM

#29

Pensfan

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Originally Posted by illdonk

Holy crap. Did somebody ask for a tattoo of John Wayne Gacy wearing a citrus juicer? Because in that case, nailed it.

Wow, just wow.

Destruction level=100

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02-02-2019 , 08:40 PM

#30

Hoopster81

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Originally Posted by arcdog

“Say yes even if they don’t ask” on lower back

Needs more love

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02-02-2019 , 09:02 PM

#31

harkin

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Cannot believe how long the ridiculous tattoo fad has lasted, esp w the wimminz.

It used to just be gang members, hoads, enlisted men, hookers and cons.....and the yakuza.

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02-02-2019 , 09:10 PM

#32

Pensfan

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Originally Posted by borg23

it's true. everyone i've ever seen with a poker tattoo sucks at poker.

This checks out. I suck at poker and was thinking about getting one. Gonna get "Short Stacked" tatted above my d**k.

It was my wife's suggestion. Come to think of it, she doesn't play poker.....

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02-02-2019 , 09:18 PM

#33

Sellout

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She have "ALL IN" above her vag?

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02-02-2019 , 09:23 PM

#34

Pensfan

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Originally Posted by Sellout

She have "ALL IN" above her vag?

Yes, but "drawing dead" above het butt.

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02-02-2019 , 09:31 PM

#35

Sellout

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Was expecting C-Bet there.

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02-02-2019 , 09:38 PM

#36

SuitedJunk

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Order of the suit values in a deck...

Clubs Diamonds Hearts Spades

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02-03-2019 , 10:15 AM

#37

DK Barrel

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Do spade, heart, diamond, spade

When someone asks where's the club, tell them you don't play unsuited hands.

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02-03-2019 , 10:53 AM

#38

Avaritia

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imo

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02-03-2019 , 12:00 PM

#39

ajmf5

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Originally Posted by epcfast

I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.

I would never take off my long sleeves if I had that, but at the same time it’s glorious

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02-03-2019 , 12:08 PM

#40

p2ryan

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get Leviticus 19:28 "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

itll go perfectly with your cross tattoo

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02-03-2019 , 12:25 PM

#41

JohnFR

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Originally Posted by Avaritia

imo

Thread has officially delivered.

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02-03-2019 , 12:35 PM

#42

Lurshy

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Originally Posted by Avaritia

imo

Props+

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02-03-2019 , 12:52 PM

#43

Tim Teufel

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Originally Posted by gregorio

Grunch
If you're getting a poker tattoo you definitely need help

Same with anyone that says grunch

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02-03-2019 , 01:09 PM

#44

epcfast

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Quote:

Originally Posted by epcfast

I got a joker on my arm and still regret it.

Not poker related but I've got this one on my other arm

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02-03-2019 , 01:28 PM

#45

MCAChiTown

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Bro, why it say Bob Marly(no e) under a picture of Jimi Hendrix?

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02-03-2019 , 01:31 PM

#46

illdonk

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If you gotta ask, you’ll never know.

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02-03-2019 , 02:01 PM

#47

UrPerfectAsYouAre

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Grunch
If you're getting a poker tattoo you definitely need help

A well done tattoo is SEXY. Plus it gives you supernatural powers. Get a tattoo of ACES you will become a poker shark. Don't argue with me the paranormal is my area of expertise.

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02-03-2019 , 02:04 PM

#48

MCAChiTown

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Quote:

Originally Posted by illdonk

If you gotta ask, you’ll never know.

You've piqued my curiosity almost enough to look into it, but on the other hand I'm lazy and feel like I'll probably just be disappointed. Never knowing is probably for the best.