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09-19-2011 , 06:20 AM

majestick

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 129

Haven't been a member here long enough to know whether you're allowed to include a link to other forums (if not, mods please don't get too pi*ssed off with me, just close the thread), but on the HSDB site right now there's a link to three of the funniest poker stories they've ever had there (the first one is surreal, the second one is brilliant, the third one is the funniest)

Have a look if you wish:

http://www.highstakesdb.com/forum/Topic597595-70-1.aspx

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09-19-2011 , 06:28 AM

newk

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 524

if you want a good laugh do an advanced search and under user name search for king niche...the guy is a literary genius.

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09-19-2011 , 06:30 AM

AirStyle

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 389

In 2009 Patrik was controversially turned away from entering the WSOP main Event at the last minute... which the Finnish Secret Service declared was because he was 'too good', accusing the CIA of not letting him play because he conflicted with the American wish to let their own 'Tiger Woods clone' Phil Ivey win....

HAHAHAHAHHA

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09-19-2011 , 06:31 AM

AirStyle

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 389

3rd post deffo best

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09-19-2011 , 06:32 AM

PunnyYouSayThat

Tattoo Commissioner

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Originally Posted by AirStyle

wat

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09-19-2011 , 06:34 AM

majestick

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 129

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Originally Posted by newk

if you want a good laugh do an advanced search and under user name search for king niche...the guy is a literary genius.

On the HSDB site, or on here...?
Funny poker stories are always worth a read.
P.S. Is it you...?

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09-19-2011 , 06:36 AM

newk

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 524

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Originally Posted by majestick

On the HSDB site, or on here...?
Funny poker stories are always worth a read.
P.S. Is it you...?

its on here, and i wish i had 1/2 a percent of the talent this man holds.

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09-19-2011 , 06:38 AM

majestick

centurion

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"I could see Ivey was inexperienced and useless, I just had to wait for the right moment. In the final hand I raised, and he came over the top with a reraise, I looked down and saw a beautiful J7 of hearts. Reading him like a book I moved all in. He reluctantly called, tabling just AA…..they weren’t even suited!"

This bit in the second one made me laugh...

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09-19-2011 , 06:52 AM

majestick

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 129

In 2009 Patrik won the largest online pot ever recorded...
It was a pot so huge that both Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie temporarily stopped blowing Patrik at the time to congratulate him...

The third one is definitely the funniest one...

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09-19-2011 , 08:39 AM

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majestick

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 129

Having done a search of their site, this one about Isildur may actually be the funniest: http://www.highstakesdb.com/forum/Topic575789.aspx

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09-19-2011 , 04:45 PM

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MrBump

WINNING

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Originally Posted by majestick

Better than I was expecting

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09-19-2011 , 08:38 PM

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Kiknjville

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 18

the stories were kind of weak but those boobs bumping into the window were funny.

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09-19-2011 , 08:43 PM

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atthebottom77

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,487

like a naked Kathy Liebert sitting on little Danny Negreanu's face....

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09-19-2011 , 09:22 PM

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SpeedLimiter

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,116

did you hear the funny poker story about the website spending all the players funds and getting shut down

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