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01-22-2008 , 06:33 AM

#51

QuimKnight

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 693

n job Randy

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01-22-2008 , 08:39 AM

#52

beaver

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 668

What did you do with the money, Randy?

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01-22-2008 , 08:55 AM

#53

anonyn1234

Guest

Posts: n/a

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KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: dont play with me you little abortion

nice.....f*** the scammers and f*** the douchebags in this thread!

nicely dreamcrushed sir

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01-22-2008 , 09:24 AM

#54

gieroy

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 218

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KidHoldem [7:24 P.M.]: 1**** Revere Street Southfield Migh
KidHoldem [7:24 P.M.]: the cops can be there in minutes i am sure
KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: cmon motha....you think Nazhat will be a little perturbed?
KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: 248-***-9849
KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: dont play with me you little abortion
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: aight
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: you got my info big deal come visit me
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: your good
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: alright ma bad for ****in with you i guess

lmao, wp sir

Last edited by Nick B.; 01-22-2008 at 02:07 PM.

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01-22-2008 , 09:44 AM

#55

Mike Kelley

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,670

He was probably just watching the tables Google12345 was sitting at. When Randy typed in the chat he saw it and replied on the messenger or whatever.

Rocket Science.

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01-22-2008 , 09:56 AM

#56

Cruzincat

adept

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 741

You should go ahead and post his other screen names here.

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01-22-2008 , 10:06 AM

#57

wet work

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,260

"don't play with me you little abortion" LMAO.

LOL. I like the part where he talks about being in jail and saying "you got nothin comin"
I bet he got that from the book of the same name.

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01-22-2008 , 10:16 AM

#58

Cat

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,455

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Originally Posted by Hotel Detect

Ppl at the beginning of this thread were giving OP way too much S*&@ because they didn't even bother to read the transcript. It is absolutely hilarious and some very good work indeed.

QFT. Very nicely done Randy

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01-22-2008 , 10:19 AM

#59

caught_clean

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,085

Wow I was guilty of thinking this was lame as well... until I read the entire thing very well done Randy. Posting the mutts other screen names is probably a good idea to.

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01-22-2008 , 10:42 AM

#60

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

Youd think a con artist would understand the difference between a bribe and blackmail. Funny read and good dreamcrush, but you have to accept that you did scam someone and you did profit by it.

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01-22-2008 , 10:51 AM

#61

3 VCOs

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 70

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Originally Posted by Randy Jensen

KidHoldem [7:12 P.M.]: stupid mooley

racist imo

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01-22-2008 , 11:02 AM

#62

LegendLength

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 324

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Originally Posted by Randy Jensen

JStrangle [7:22 P.M.]: I LIVE IN DETROIT AND I GOT PEOPLE THAT WOULD LOVE TO TAKE 1000 TO KILL YOU
JStrangle [7:22 P.M.]: SO IM SORRY
JStrangle [7:22 P.M.]: BUT I GOTTA DO
JStrangle [7:22 P.M.]: IT
JStrangle [7:22 P.M.]: I KNOW I GOT NOTHIN COMMIN
JStrangle [7:22 P.M.]: BUT YOU DO
KidHoldem [7:22 P.M.]: not my problem you live in a ghetto
JStrangle [7:23 P.M.]: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME COMMIN TO END YOU LIFE
JStrangle [7:23 P.M.]: ????????
KidHoldem [7:24 P.M.]: 1**** Revere Street Southfield Migh
KidHoldem [7:24 P.M.]: the cops can be there in minutes i am sure
KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: cmon motha....you think Nazhat will be a little perturbed?
KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: 248-***-9849
KidHoldem [7:25 P.M.]: dont play with me you little abortion
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: aight
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: you got my info big deal come visit me
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: your good
JStrangle [7:26 P.M.]: alright ma bad for ****in with you i guess
KidHoldem [7:27 P.M.]: ship me 500 and i forget about it

Heh.

Last edited by Nick B.; 01-22-2008 at 02:07 PM.

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01-22-2008 , 11:22 AM

#63

SneakyFerret

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,885

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Originally Posted by Anton Narki

QFT

Maybe you already know this site,
but i had a lot of fun there.

http://419eater.com/

aaaaaand there's what I'll be doing at work from now on

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01-22-2008 , 11:23 AM

#64

BH2O

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 189

Sounds like the only scammer was you.

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01-22-2008 , 11:43 AM

#65

Anton Narki

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 357

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Originally Posted by SneakyFerret

aaaaaand there's what I'll be doing at work from now on

Some of the stories, especially the older ones, are pretty boring,
but this one is great:

Nasty Squirrel

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01-22-2008 , 11:56 AM

#66

sternroolz

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,704

Randy comes off as a douchebag in his television appearances. Also, it doesn't help that he refers to himself in the third person by a self appointed nickname. Finally he started this horrible thread:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ad.php?t=42811

So I think the people that were hating went into this thread with bias against Jensen, and rightfully so.

However, the entirety of the chat was funny as hell. Good fortune to run into an even bigger douchebag, and an idiot one at that.

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01-22-2008 , 11:59 AM

#67

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

This post is not full of FAIL.

I love the part where he shat himself.

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01-22-2008 , 12:09 PM

#68

Ineedaride2

Politics Court Jester

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 25,080

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Originally Posted by BH2O

Sounds like the only scammer was you.

WTF is wrong with these people?

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01-22-2008 , 12:10 PM

#69

Brocktoon

Unreada Bill

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 8,675

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Originally Posted by BH2O

Sounds like the only scammer was you.

Please die. This goes for the other idiots in the thread who either didn't read the OP or are too stupid for words.

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01-22-2008 , 01:09 PM

#70

metamath

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 532

just to be clear, google12345 ain't the scammer.

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01-22-2008 , 01:14 PM

#71

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,230

While I don't care what he did or that he got the $600, it sure took him a lot of effort. He posted about 3 hours worth of IM conversation, and that was after it all happened. He had phone conversations and previous IM conversations, so he probably spent close to 10 hours on this little game he was playing...