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10-10-2011 , 03:01 PM

majestick

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This made me chuckle:

http://www.highstakesdb.com/forum/Topic573140.aspx

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10-10-2011 , 03:10 PM

AsRequested

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It was a pot so huge that both Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie temporarily stopped blowing Patrik at the time to congratulate him...

:-)

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10-10-2011 , 03:28 PM

Joee

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Originally Posted by PA[

It was accepted that as Patrik was so sexy that he could make men wet, it was felt unsafe to let him play at a table where the dealers were mostly women, because of the fact that 'excessive pussy moistness' could result in other players actually drowning.

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10-10-2011 , 03:38 PM

CrazyNL

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lololol

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10-10-2011 , 03:50 PM

ucantcme63

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The hand of course came against the hapless Swedish idiot Isildur, who was in the middle of blowing away his luckbox $4 million dollar profit in 'Brewsters Millions' fashion, to any skilled or deserving high stakes pro (or as it worked out, Brian 'Chubs' Hastings instead....)

classic

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10-10-2011 , 04:19 PM

ar0undtheworld

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lol incredible article only cause a lot of it is true.

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10-10-2011 , 06:02 PM

aseHigh

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funny

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10-10-2011 , 06:12 PM

DirtySanchez80

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gold

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10-10-2011 , 07:03 PM

EYESCREW

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(Note: if you're American you'll know it as that 'small island off the western coast of Australia' because with your intense knowledge of world geography, it's a ****ing miracle if you even know where Canada is.)

What the ****??? Everybody knows Finland is off the Western coast of South America. Even us dum Americans.

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10-10-2011 , 07:04 PM

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traxagain

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not funny

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10-10-2011 , 07:13 PM

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ChristopherEucken1

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Originally Posted by traxagain

not funny

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10-10-2011 , 07:37 PM

#12

TensRUs

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+1

[x] teh ****z

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10-10-2011 , 07:46 PM

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Bill_Clinton

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Originally Posted by traxagain

not funny

+1, it's very bad humour.

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10-10-2011 , 10:12 PM

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majestick

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Originally Posted by Bill_Clinton

+1, it's very bad humour.

Whereas calling yourself Bill Clinton (from Canada) is comedy gold

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10-10-2011 , 10:35 PM

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I Gotta Push

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please close this thread

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10-11-2011 , 12:21 AM

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patrik46

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i lol'd irl

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10-11-2011 , 12:47 AM

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GiantWalleye

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rofl, this is awesome

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10-11-2011 , 12:52 AM

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bbq

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Funny, but it dragged on a bit. If he had shorted it down it would make for a very nice PTR profile description

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10-11-2011 , 01:43 AM

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realmaniac1

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lmao great read

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10-11-2011 , 02:39 AM

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Singum

centurion

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awesome writing

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