The good people of Hartlepool hanged a shipwrecked monkey (who was wearing a french uniform) as a spy after holding a trial on the beach.
Their football team is affectionately known as the monkey hangers.
The good people of Hartlepool are monitoring the situation in Bobby's room closely.
This will reach the ultimate in epicness when folks take cardboard cutouts of Cyrill with them for photos all over the world ala Flat Stanley. Google if you haven't heard of Flat Stanley.