Get a sharpie and autograph the charger.

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 36733
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LarsLuzak (BTN/SB): $24498.50
Patrik Antonius (BB): $70365.25

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
LarsLuzak raises to $3000, Patrik Antonius calls $2000

Flop: ($6000.00) 9 4 8 (2 players)
Patrik Antonius checks, LarsLuzak bets $4000, Patrik Antonius raises to $18000, LarsLuzak raises to $21498.50 all in, Patrik Antonius calls $3498.50

Turn: ($48997.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($48997.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $48997.00
LarsLuzak shows 8 2 (a pair of Eights)
Patrik Antonius shows A 4 (a pair of Fours)
LarsLuzak wins $48996.50
(Rake: $0.50)

what did he say and how did he reaction tom

What do do you do when a stranger from your plane wants to give you $900

fellate...

durrrr's BBV thread about this.

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 36736
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LarsLuzak (BTN/SB): $49995.25
Patrik Antonius (BB): $44865.50

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
LarsLuzak raises to $3000, Patrik Antonius raises to $9000, LarsLuzak raises to $27000, Patrik Antonius calls $18000

Flop: ($54000.00) Q 7 6 (2 players)
Patrik Antonius bets $17865.50 all in, LarsLuzak calls $17865.50

Turn: ($89731.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($89731.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $89731.00
LarsLuzak shows K A K A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Patrik Antonius shows J 5 J 8 (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
LarsLuzak wins $89730.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 36741
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Patrik Antonius (BTN/SB): $143486.00
LarsLuzak (BB): $54491.50

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
Patrik Antonius raises to $3000, LarsLuzak calls $2000

Flop: ($6000.00) 3 7 9 (2 players)
LarsLuzak checks, Patrik Antonius bets $5000, LarsLuzak raises to $21000, Patrik Antonius calls $16000

Turn: ($48000.00) J (2 players)
LarsLuzak bets $30491.50 all in, Patrik Antonius calls $30491.50

River: ($108983.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $108983.00
Patrik Antonius shows 5 8 6 A (a straight, Seven high)
LarsLuzak shows K 5 3 7 (a flush, Nine high)
LarsLuzak wins $108982.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 36743
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Patrik Antonius (BB): $90494.50
LarsLuzak (BTN/SB): $107482.50

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
LarsLuzak raises to $3000, Patrik Antonius raises to $9000, LarsLuzak raises to $27000, Patrik Antonius calls $18000

Flop: ($54000.00) 6 T 5 (2 players)
Patrik Antonius requests TIME, Patrik Antonius bets $54000, LarsLuzak raises to $80482.50 all in, Patrik Antonius calls $9494.50 all in

Turn: ($180989.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($180989.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $180989.00
Patrik Antonius shows K Q A 8 (a pair of Tens)
LarsLuzak shows A 7 A J (two pair, Aces and Tens)
LarsLuzak wins $180988.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker Game #10584261182: Table Ivey (6 max) - $500/$1000 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 7:57:49 ET - 2009/02/12 (partial)
Patrik Antonius has requested TIME
Patrik Antonius bets $27,000
LarsLuzak has 15 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak calls $27,000
*** RIVER *** [As Jd Qh Ts] [Js]
Patrik Antonius has 15 seconds left to act
Patrik Antonius bets $51,999, and is all in
LarsLuzak calls $44,859.75, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $7,139.25 returned to Patrik Antonius
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Patrik Antonius shows [Ac Th] two pair, Aces and Jacks
LarsLuzak shows [Kc Jc] a straight, Ace high
LarsLuzak wins the pot ($187,719) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $187,719.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [As Jd Qh Ts Js]
Seat 1: LarsLuzak (small blind) showed [Kc Jc] and won ($187,719) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: Patrik Antonius (big blind) showed [Ac Th] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players - View hand 36751
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Urindanger (BB): $37499.00
JohnnyPav (CO): $40998.00
Patrik Antonius (BTN): $220577.50
LarsLuzak (SB): $67973.00

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
2 folds, LarsLuzak calls $500, Urindanger raises to $3000, LarsLuzak calls $2000

Flop: ($6000.00) 7 3 6 (2 players)
LarsLuzak checks, Urindanger bets $4000, LarsLuzak calls $4000

Turn: ($14000.00) 5 (2 players)
LarsLuzak checks, Urindanger bets $14000, LarsLuzak raises to $53000, Urindanger calls $16499 all in

River: ($74998.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $74998.00
Urindanger shows 8 5 9 4 (a straight, Nine high)
LarsLuzak shows 6 2 4 3 (a straight, Seven high)
Urindanger wins $74996.00
(Rake: $2.00)

I don't have access to outlets in peasant class.

I am always wondering one thing.
Why are players always sitting short in these 5/1k games? I mean people like Urindanger or durrr should be rolled for it I imagine, yet they don't seem to top up.

Not many have mid 7 figure bankrolls to handle the variance. If you are full stacked and everyone else is shortstacked you are at a disadvantage.

Wtf are you talking about.

That's a pretty jackass move durrrr did to his friend.

Why do you think people bitch about shortstackers and ImsaKidd drives a Ferrari?

Cause they ruin the game

Cause it's still profitable

Oh, and the notion "effective stacks"

Too busto to afford a veyron or a proper tram obv.
Shorties have no advantage whatsoever when the effective stack size is like 30 to 10bb.

omg i laughed at a 4th film comment

If you cover everyone at the table you cant double up.

which means to make a lot of money you have to make the best hand more often whereas short stacking its easier to get in with someone calling light

What are you talking about???

If everyone has <30bb, durrrr has effectively <30bb, wether he sits with 30bb, 100bb or 1000000000000000bb.

He says that since everyone is so short and getting it in so light, you don't need to make better hands as often to make a lot of money as long you keep getting it lighter and shorter everytime. Or something like that.

Yeah and that it's harder for durrrr than for the shorties?

seems iffy from God

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players - View hand 36768
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Urindanger (SB): $114341.00
Patrik Antonius (BB): $228817.00
JohnnyPav (CO): $18500.00
LarsLuzak (BTN): $32200.00

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
2 folds, Urindanger raises to $3000, Patrik Antonius raises to $9000, Urindanger raises to $27000, Patrik Antonius calls $18000

Flop: ($54000.00) 5 6 4 (2 players)
Urindanger bets $24000, Patrik Antonius raises to $126000, Urindanger calls $63341 all in

Turn: ($228682.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($228682.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $228682.00
Urindanger shows 5 T A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Patrik Antonius shows T 8 T 9 (a pair of Tens)
Urindanger wins $228680.00
(Rake: $2.00)