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08-31-2010 , 08:42 PM

#151

wathappened

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"Audentes fortuna iuvat."

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08-31-2010 , 08:45 PM

#152

SuckMyBlind

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 39

... but sometimes, this is an unavoidable situation
- OINK??!!
- Kenny Tran can't believe it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvfpC7VrMP4

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08-31-2010 , 08:46 PM

#153

VoiceofTJ

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 347

mix down and distribute.

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08-31-2010 , 08:50 PM

#154

mauro_er

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 27

"I can dodge bullets baby!!" -Phil Helmuth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzc1MKEgU4U

An another one i like it very much is: "In order to survive you must be willing to die" --Amir Vahedi (RIP)

Last edited by mauro_er; 08-31-2010 at 09:00 PM.

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08-31-2010 , 08:59 PM

#155

gulon

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 614

"Someone wake up emil!"

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08-31-2010 , 09:01 PM

#156

troll_itt

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 468

She said, "yeah" and giggled.

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08-31-2010 , 09:23 PM

#157

rubslotionskin

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 477

"Gamble" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgOlf...eature=related

"your in trouble" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5QHZ1IY3-M

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08-31-2010 , 09:32 PM

#158

DWetzel

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 42,349

"Mathematics aren't very intelligent."

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08-31-2010 , 09:42 PM

#159

Leroy_Jenkins45

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

" I check raise you with the lights off " Sammy Farha

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08-31-2010 , 09:45 PM

#160

JulesDeane

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 721

"The man who invented chips was smart. The man who invented poker was a genius". That just SLAYS it!

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08-31-2010 , 09:52 PM

#161

fishnchipsplease

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 476

'FU skill' - Ziigmund
'I can bodge bullets baby' Hellmuth

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09-01-2010 , 02:48 AM

#162

wathappened

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"ELLO GOVNA' FANCY A BURN?"

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09-01-2010 , 03:58 AM

#163

snafoo

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,463

Piscis fortuna iuvat

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12-31-2010 , 06:45 PM

#164

tiltnonstop

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,385

You´re a disgrace to the game - Tony G

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dowHd...eature=related

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01-01-2011 , 07:28 PM

#165

CTriverrat

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 676

"HONEY!. . .here we go they dealt me kings vs aces again!"- Hellmuthian classic

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01-01-2011 , 07:39 PM

#166

someguy9

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhidow

"one ****ing time"

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01-01-2011 , 07:41 PM

#167

LVGambler

banned

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,884

"I'll be back as soon as the old lady coughs up some money!"

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01-01-2011 , 07:56 PM

#168

benjam2k4

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 45

I had queens! - Darvin moon to his wife when he had KQ

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01-01-2011 , 08:01 PM

#169

billstraightener

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,081

We are all samurais

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01-01-2011 , 08:03 PM

#170

Bad_News_Brown

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 61

"Shut up you stink! you fardkeen icehole guy!! (in Russian)" - Nikolay Losev to Brandon Cantu.

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01-01-2011 , 08:15 PM

#171

kazzzz

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,588

lmao fishament

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01-01-2011 , 09:19 PM

#172

Machmood

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,227

Barry G to Dwan talking about his skills in stud hi lo

Barry -You've never sat down and been in a bad game
Dwan - Is that a compliment?

What an idiot

Edit: after watching the prahlad fight with lisandro....

Norm chad: Like a cold soar, these things tend to fester

Last edited by Machmood; 01-01-2011 at 09:41 PM.