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09-23-2007 , 01:55 AM
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so im waiting for a seat tonight and his eminence strolls by a few times and i can smell the sweet gum he is chewing. i just ate a steakburger so my breath is a little foul and i don't like that. anyways, i say David give me a piece of gum. he looks at me and realizes i am not a woman under 21 and says i don't have any. i have a sick read that he did have some and ask him again, this time reminding him that i bought 8 of his books. no dice. so now i ask 2p2 to get revenge on this gum tightwad and ask him for a piece when you see him. please report back with results.
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09-23-2007 , 01:59 AM
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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?
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09-23-2007 , 02:00 AM
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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?
not if it prevents you from getting asked many times in the future.
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09-23-2007 , 02:04 AM
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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?
this has nothing to do with sklansky bucks, D U C Y?
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09-23-2007 , 02:05 AM
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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time
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09-23-2007 , 02:09 AM
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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time
sklansy can chew gum, play poker, lie about his woman friends age, sweat a horse race, not give me a piece of gum, kill jesus, say the guy he just killed never existed, deny me a piece of gum, not play poker while playing poker, all at the same time. don't ever underestimate what a man can do.
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09-23-2007 , 02:26 AM
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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?
this has nothing to do with sklansky bucks, D U C Y?
but it has everything to do with sklansky's bucks.
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09-23-2007 , 03:10 AM
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but it has everything to do with sklansky's bucks.
had to read it twice
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09-23-2007 , 03:48 AM
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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time
sklansy can chew gum, play poker, lie about his woman friends age, sweat a horse race, not give me a piece of gum, kill jesus, say the guy he just killed never existed, deny me a piece of gum, not play poker while playing poker, all at the same time. don't ever underestimate what a man can do.
Thought the OP was weak, but this made up for it.
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09-23-2007 , 05:00 AM
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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time
sklansy can chew gum, play poker, lie about his woman friends age, sweat a horse race, not give me a piece of gum, kill jesus, say the guy he just killed never existed, deny me a piece of gum, not play poker while playing poker, all at the same time. don't ever underestimate what a man can do.
Thought the OP was weak, but this made up for it.
don't try to quantify sklansky
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09-23-2007 , 05:06 AM
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you guys get to see Sklansky live and in person
i've never been to vegas or the US
Does he get recognized often?
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09-23-2007 , 05:15 AM
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Thanks to Megans Law he is forced to introduce himself before they have time to recognise him.
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09-23-2007 , 07:25 AM
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lol pedophiles
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09-23-2007 , 09:57 AM
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Thanks to Megans Law he is forced to introduce himself before they have time to recognise him.
actually, you may be on to something. maybe hes not allowed to give any sorts of candy to any persons appearing to be under the age of 25. if this is so david, i am sorry and understand.
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09-24-2007 , 11:23 AM
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This whole thread is sick.

lol
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09-24-2007 , 12:09 PM
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So is this just saying your some bust-o punk poker player that can't even afford gum and has to beg for it from some player who's website you post on and because you have 'contributed' in the past he some how owes you some gum...I've posted 200 times and I think Skansky owes me a Happy Meal

Alright everyone, next time you see Skansky ask him for a happy meal
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09-24-2007 , 12:11 PM
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What a [censored] schmohawk.
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09-24-2007 , 01:02 PM
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thread surprisingly delivers
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09-24-2007 , 01:32 PM
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So is this just saying your some bust-o punk poker player that can't even afford gum and has to beg for it from some player who's website you post on and because you have 'contributed' in the past he some how owes you some gum...I've posted 200 times and I think Skansky owes me a Happy Meal

Alright everyone, next time you see Skansky ask him for a happy meal
wow you must not know that i am like loaded, but TY for contribution.
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09-24-2007 , 01:33 PM
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thread surprisingly delivers
whats the surprise? i started it.

i am actually disappointed it didn't take off as i think it borders comedic genius.
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09-24-2007 , 01:45 PM
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sublime - you thought wrong.
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09-24-2007 , 02:01 PM
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wow you must not know that i am like loaded, but TY for contribution.
sweet, stake me, will provide returns in chewing gum
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09-24-2007 , 02:22 PM
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so im waiting for a seat tonight and his eminence strolls by a few times and i can smell the sweet gum he is chewing. i just ate a steakburger so my breath is a little foul and i don't like that. anyways, i say David give me a piece of gum. he looks at me and realizes i am not a woman under 21 and says i don't have any. i have a sick read that he did have some and ask him again, this time reminding him that i bought 8 of his books. no dice. so now i ask 2p2 to get revenge on this gum tightwad and ask him for a piece when you see him. please report back with results.
At least he authographed my copy of Theory of Poker the night I met you at the Bellagio .
Not to mention Brandi gave me one of her lobster tacos
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09-24-2007 , 03:56 PM
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so now i ask 2p2 to get revenge on this gum tightwad and ask him for a piece when you see him. please report back with results.
Should we all use the same line? "Hey David. Some chubby kid said you're giving away gum." Or, "Hey David. I've got a 16 year old sister I'll introduce you to, if only you'll give me a piece of gum."
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09-24-2007 , 06:44 PM
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I will ask Skalansdky for gum.
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