I know this whole thing is a joke by the way haha.
I didn't believe it to begin with but after all the replies and all the people who replied in the topic and the fact it is my dream to become a pro i started to believe it :P
Meh, can't say i'm not disappointed, it is my dream after all.
But hey, i have a sense of humour so no hard feelings :P you big bunch of dream-crushing *****
haha.