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06-02-2013 , 10:06 AM
Gl op, EAD
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06-02-2013 , 10:06 AM
Op, you are handling it wrong. Tell them you cheat and steal and you will be accepted immediately.
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06-02-2013 , 10:34 AM
Take your sarcasm and cynicism elsewhere, pal, this thread is for believers
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06-02-2013 , 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I vouch for this player
I vouch for this vouch
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06-02-2013 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by RG01
Well i'm completely 100% motivated to learn more about poker, i have watched every episode of poker available on youtube etc
That's impressive!
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06-02-2013 , 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Rob_10108
Very impressive OP, I have no doubt you are well on your way to becoming the very best poker pro you can be. All the best!

Op's the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down
Op's the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down
RG01's the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep him dow-ow-ow-ow-own

and thats a lock!
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06-02-2013 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Prophet
just google Jared Huggins, you'll see what I mean.
Is that one of the loose cannons who was on the pokerstars big game? I remember him lol.

Can't believe how popular this thread is to be honest, never expected this in a million years haha. Thanks everyone for their support
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06-02-2013 , 11:59 AM
Ryan "The Cinamon" Graham
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06-02-2013 , 12:18 PM
It's like a 19 year-old Allan Kessler.
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06-02-2013 , 12:42 PM
I know this whole thing is a joke by the way haha.

I didn't believe it to begin with but after all the replies and all the people who replied in the topic and the fact it is my dream to become a pro i started to believe it :P

Meh, can't say i'm not disappointed, it is my dream after all.

But hey, i have a sense of humour so no hard feelings :P you big bunch of dream-crushing ***** haha.
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06-02-2013 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RG01
I know this whole thing is a joke by the way haha.

I didn't believe it to begin with but after all the replies and all the people who replied in the topic and the fact it is my dream to become a pro i started to believe it :P

Meh, can't say i'm not disappointed, it is my dream after all.

But hey, i have a sense of humour so no hard feelings :P you big bunch of dream-crushing ***** haha.
OP should get banned for not continuing reverse trolling 2p2. OP, in the future, just keep playing along.
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06-02-2013 , 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by g00t4life
I vouch for this vouch
I vouch for this vouch of a vouch.
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06-02-2013 , 01:52 PM
Another Lock thread went wrong
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06-02-2013 , 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by umakenocentsbro
Can others apply?
Why would you want to after looking at his credentials you have no shot
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06-02-2013 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkoPolo
OP should get banned for not continuing reverse trolling 2p2. OP, in the future, just keep playing along.
I bet that he found out about after his 29th post, got really pissed, but calmed down and decided to "play it cool" making us think that he was joking too all along.
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06-02-2013 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RG01
I know this whole thing is a joke by the way haha.

I didn't believe it to begin with but after all the replies and all the people who replied in the topic and the fact it is my dream to become a pro i started to believe it :P

Meh, can't say i'm not disappointed, it is my dream after all.

But hey, i have a sense of humour so no hard feelings :P you big bunch of dream-crushing ***** haha.
RG how do you know this is a joke? People are pulling for you somehow someway, it doesn't have to be EAD or lock does it.

The least you could do is take yourself seriously.

No joke, dont bail on us now. You have no idea the power of the internet, look at these jokers getting prom dates with swimsuit models. The only joke is that you are too honest to be associated with lock.

Good Luck man, stay in there.
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06-02-2013 , 02:16 PM
You forgot to include the pic of you with a loaf on your head
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06-02-2013 , 02:25 PM
A little cruel for my taste, but OP seems to be taking it really well, which is a strong sign of a good predisposition toward life, something essential to succeeding at anything and being happy.

OP, here's my best advice condensed:

- Don't masturbate, save your energy. (very serious)
- Mindfulness Meditation daily.
- Exercise daily.

Do those three things and you'll absolutely crush anything you set your mind to.

GL
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06-02-2013 , 02:34 PM
posting in epic 5 star thread


Spoiler:
voted 5 stars
Spoiler:
fu lock poker
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06-02-2013 , 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by robot_dox
I vouch for this vouch of a vouch.
Fourthed
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06-02-2013 , 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by grenzen
The only joke is that you are too honest to be associated with lock.
+1
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06-02-2013 , 02:52 PM
WTF? This wasn't serious? I opened a twitter account just to follow RG's progress
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06-02-2013 , 02:56 PM
up until OP admitting to trolling this thread was pure gold
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06-02-2013 , 03:03 PM
Judging by the title I thought Latka Gravas started this thread.
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06-02-2013 , 03:04 PM
I actually applied for this a few years ago. I got an in person interview. I turned up and was really excited, but I choked in the interview. Which turned out to be a good thing (or so he told me). Never got a call back. While I was there I snapped a quick shot of the room on my phone.

Spoiler:

Guess I found out what EAD stood for
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