DRybes (the brilliant creator of the Bing Blang Blaow song) and I have put together a song based on the "Chainsaw the Spider" character (original photoshop thread). It is based on "Boris the Spider" by the Who, so if you aren't familiar with that song you will think we are on crack, so listen to the original first:






Click here for 720p version with better sound quality.

Lyrics/Concept: Dr. Spaceman
Music/Vocals/Production: DRybes
Growl: The M.F.
Music Composed by: The Who
Inspiration: Allen "Chainsaw" Kessler


Lyrics:

He's crawling up the Vegas strip,
Bald and pasty, not too hip,
Now he's sitting in his bed,
Complaining in a tourney thread.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

He's at the MGM today,
For $30 free slot play,
Tonight he's going to the V,
Where he gets buffets for free.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

Mincash, mincash
Mincash, mincash
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy

He attracts the real hot chicks,
By playing in the 8-game mix,
They just can't resist the charms,
Of his sticky spider arms.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

Mincash, mincash
Mincash, mincash
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy

If your blinds go up too fast,
He will whine on Pokercast,
The payout structure must be right,
Or you'll be spider food tonight.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

haha thought it was very weird at first but by the end I was dying

awesome

in

in case this turns out to be another legendary thread

nice work guys. Playing online and singing "foldy foldy foldy foldy!" whenever my cards hit the muck now.

So awesome

7st!

Dr. "everything i touch turns to gold" Spaceman

Nice work as always sir.

hahaha i like that alot! WP guys

LOLd like never before. WP.

LOL! love it!

a+

Best line imo.

Another piece of awesomeness.

For some reason it was incredibly difficult to do that part.

nice enjoyed it

This was lame. Obv bling blang bleow was one hit wonder. gg.

I will not tolerate anyone dissing on The Who itt. But me, go for it. It helps to know the original.

Choosing 720p makes a difference

Had to watch twice to like it - now I am a fan. ty

in before chainsaaawwwwww <3

in

LMFAO, haha so awesome !

Let's face it though, you're writing songs about him and no one's writing about you.

Awesome Spaceman! Spidey Chainsaw lives! Always laugh when I see that.

not bad

Awesome spaceman! we shuld hook up : ) j/k....maybe