To be honest, once you translated his drunken ramble he actually made sense. His bit about not letting the rising blinds and antes adversely affect your play seems pretty spot on.
That being said, lets not get him on the list of people testifying before Congress about poker. Okay?
Off topic, does anyone remember some sort of commercial that had Scotty in (think there was a video on YouTube but I am unable to find it). I think it was set in a grocery store and Scotty foiled a robbery attempt.
lol I love how scotty portrays the big blind as some sort of "super vilian" like its a monster coming to eat you. Dont fear the big blind ba ba ba baby