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08-20-2011 , 09:23 AM

alecr45

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Those of us familiar with the "toolbox" will find this hilarious.
I guess he has to try to get his ego stroked somewhere...

http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1089768

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08-20-2011 , 09:31 AM

gav800

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,702

Lol'd.

The first couple of answers are pretty funny, worth a quick read maybe.

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08-20-2011 , 09:32 AM

akcbr954

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 334

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Originally Posted by knish View Post
great that you're taking time to help us fish out doug

basically, my question relates to triple range merging. i have heard alot about it and know it is key to being a good poker-er, but i dont really understand it. can you help me out?

Triple Range Merging is just one of those fancy terms internet kids like to use. I don't use it. I rely on my instincts and knowledge of the players and the game. Know the math, understand how to manipulate the table, and know the rules so you can use them to your advantage, and I think you will find that you do not need to triple range merge.

-Doug Lee

looool

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08-20-2011 , 09:36 AM

DonkeyFishFight

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This thread brings potential.

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08-20-2011 , 09:39 AM

killabeekill

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Thats why they call me Doug"The Canadian Superbomber" Lee.

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08-20-2011 , 09:39 AM

Interceptor

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 65

Zynga players are people who don't know how to play NLH and want to just play and meet people. I taught +8 friends on FB on how to play NLH on those social networking sites poker apps.

Anyway, I don't know why DL stuck his head there or how he found that forum. It's not even poker there, it's just a virtual game. And, I never met or heard someone with as much ego as he has. Not even Donald Trump, who is a big douche.

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08-20-2011 , 09:40 AM

satellite84

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,607

"I know that people are afraid to get involved in a big pot with me, because if the pot is big the chances are that I will win it."

He's such a winner. I could learn a lot from him. It appears that he has never actually lost a hand, he simply ran out of chips to bet with and build the pot large enough for him to emerge victorious yet again.

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08-20-2011 , 09:40 AM

gav800

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,702

^ Thanks for pointing this out. (Interceptor)

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08-20-2011 , 09:43 AM

beastjr

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,371

Know the rules so you can use them to your advantage

ie.... make sure you know how to angle shoot people well

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08-20-2011 , 09:43 AM

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FishTaco

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 29

Huge fail on the part of Craftsman for not signing Doug Lee by now.

Awesome find, ty.

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I know that people are afraid to get involved in a big pot with me, because if the pot is big the chances are that I will win it.

For me, bluffing has a very high EV. People recognize me from TV, and because of that they try to play pots with me. I use that TV image to strike fear into my opponent when I can

I like how in the first sentence people are afraid to play pots with Doug, but miraculously one sentence later they want to because he is a huge star.

Last edited by FishTaco; 08-20-2011 at 09:51 AM. Reason: to add the edit

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08-20-2011 , 09:50 AM

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HankZata40

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 231

Really looking forward to the day I get seated at a table with him. I might just ask him if he could get me Joe Hachem's autograph, LOL...

I never did read through much of the "Biggest Toolbox" thread because there was just so many replies but now if thinking it is a must read. Is there any cliffs available?

Thanks

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08-20-2011 , 09:50 AM

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Roger Mainfield

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Pretty sweet gimmick.

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08-20-2011 , 10:02 AM

#13

FishTaco

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 29

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Originally Posted by HankZata40

iirc:
Doug Lee rises to the level of imaginary poker superstar without peer.
Doug Lee gets hated on by the entire world, obv jealousy.
Doug Lee surpasses Pam Anderson as world's largest toolbox.
Doug Lee wiki changed to reflect toolbox status. Lots. Good times.
Doug Lee panned by the entire world.
Doug Lee stops looking in mirrors because even his own reflection calls him a toolbox.
Doug Lee never got it.
Doug Lee still doesn't get it.
The End.

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08-20-2011 , 10:09 AM

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OMGKaraScott

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Would be awesome if this wasn't level. But on the other hand, awesome level.

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08-20-2011 , 10:15 AM

#15

DRybes

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,039

This is related to a larger awesomeness on Zynga, from over in BBV, that's worth a look if you thought this was funny.

Zynga's BBV Clone

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08-20-2011 , 10:19 AM

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atthebottom77

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If I ever get stuck for big money on Zynga, I know who to hire as a coach.

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08-20-2011 , 10:27 AM

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AirStyle

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omg this is a gift from the heavens

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08-20-2011 , 10:38 AM

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rakemeplz

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Guy does a solid job triple range merging with the real doug lee.

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08-20-2011 , 11:05 AM

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whpatterson

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I think its pretty obvious it IS NOT Doug Lee. But still very entertaining none the less.

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08-20-2011 , 11:08 AM

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rookiepsu

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Most obvious gimmick ever.

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08-20-2011 , 11:10 AM

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LolDonkamentz

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,563

"Hi thanks for helping out and answering questions for us beginner poker players! I'm not sure who you are and haven't seen you on tv, but greatly appreciate your expert opinions. Since you are such good friends, is there any way you could get me Joe Hachem's autograph? I have many famous poker players' autographs, but have been unable to get his. Much appreciated! Thanks again Don."

If this thread had been started a few months ago I'd think it was one of you, however someone beat us to it, taking the piss....

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08-20-2011 , 12:14 PM

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Papashango

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Originally Posted by rookiepsu

Most obvious gimmick ever.

This.

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08-20-2011 , 12:17 PM

#23

J0hny

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Mother of god

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08-20-2011 , 01:06 PM

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atthebottom77

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,487

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Originally Posted by Papashango

This.

how can you be sure it not doug pulling a reverse troll?

Last edited by atthebottom77; 08-20-2011 at 01:07 PM. Reason: he's just sitting back laughing

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08-20-2011 , 01:09 PM

#25

YB2009

dats ruff

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7,410

he had me @ "Hello."

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