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Old 11-20-2010, 06:36 PM   #2326
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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Old 11-20-2010, 09:55 PM   #2327
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:47 AM   #2328
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what????
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Old 11-21-2010, 03:13 AM   #2329
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Your quite clearly a ******. Just a quick FYI, in a NO LIMIT game he can open to whatever he likes therefore 12 ad 17 are quite acceptable
lol, you haven't played much 2/5 have you?
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Old 11-21-2010, 09:48 AM   #2330
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doug it's not cool to drug unsuspecting females
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Old 11-22-2010, 01:16 AM   #2331
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Need to rename the thread to Doug Lee, biggest player ever?
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Old 11-22-2010, 05:57 PM   #2332
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I ran across this thread again, and it's always good for a laugh.

For grins, I ran Doug in sharkscope and got these impressive results:


Username: Doug Lee
Games Played: 25
Average Profit: -$11,971
Average Stake: $11,675
Average ROI: -100%
Total Profit: -$299,284
Form: Super Tilt
Ability/100: 66
Network: LiveEvents


I particularily like the -100% ROI.
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:25 PM   #2333
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Was sat in a 2-5 game at Venetian with 'The toolbox', actually couldnt believe it was him. You know, one of those moments when it hits you that your sitting next to an icon.

I remember Doug opening pots to 11 and 12 and berating people for opening to 15 and 17. One guy snapped back at him and Doug told him basically he better mind his business. This guy then decide to call him 'Bruce' for the next half hour.

'Is that a raise Bruce' or 'Hey Bruce, how much you have behind'. This continued for a while till DL called a floor person to try get the guy removed saying he was abusing him.

Pretty soon this guy started rolling off Bruce Lee quotes like 'A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough' or 'Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind'

After 10 inutes of this Dl stormed away from the table to a chorus of 'See ya Bruce' from everyone.

Epic
This is my favorite Doug lee story (and that says a lot). Heck, it might be one of my all time favorite stories ever. Thanks for sharing!
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:56 PM   #2334
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Why is Doug Lee a toolbox?
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Old 11-22-2010, 07:17 PM   #2335
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read the thread moran
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Old 11-22-2010, 07:29 PM   #2336
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bruce story made me re-lol
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Old 11-22-2010, 07:33 PM   #2337
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So the chick likes to lick boxes?
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Old 11-22-2010, 08:14 PM   #2338
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Pretty sure at the Venetian 2/5 you're only allowed to open in increments of $5...
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:56 PM   #2339
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Ya seriously...I renew my claim of absolute B.S....who
opens to $11 and $12 at 2/5?
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:57 PM   #2340
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:00 AM   #2341
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Hmmm...Doug Lee toolbox is the 4th autocomplete for Doug Lee on Google right now...not too shabby
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:32 AM   #2342
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So the chick likes to lick boxes?
Winnah.

But...box...singular!
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Old 11-23-2010, 05:07 PM   #2343
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Tool fetish, obv.
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:25 AM   #2344
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Bump for my all-time favorite thread on 2p2.
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:45 AM   #2345
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More stories please! I hope this thread never ends. I hope when you enter "Doug Lee" into google, this thread pops to the top of the list.


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Old 11-25-2010, 01:03 AM   #2346
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Scenario#1:
He explained to the hot drunk chick that he was Doug Lee, a famous poker player who can be seen on tv. He threw in that he plays high stakes and is totally loaded. Then had a camera already prepared to snap the picture in hope that people wont think of him as a toolbox. It did not work.

Scenario#2:
Drunk chick is drunk as does that randomly because she thinks it's funny to hit on random old asian men - happened to be Doug Lee. Now he carries this picture in his wallet.
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Old 11-25-2010, 01:38 AM   #2347
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Looks like this thread could get WAY better very soon!
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Old 11-25-2010, 01:54 AM   #2348
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never has a vegas ho been paid so much, to do so little.
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:35 PM   #2349
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This started my Thanksgiving off right. HA!
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Old 11-25-2010, 01:05 PM   #2350
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Obviously a photoshop. Here are the original pictures:

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