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Old 08-06-2009, 01:02 AM   #1451
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

hai doug

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Old 08-06-2009, 01:02 AM   #1452
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Hi Doug

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Old 08-06-2009, 02:45 AM   #1453
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I was at his table in the WSOP $1500 6-handed event for the last few levels of day 1. I'm new to poker and so I obv. didn't have a clue who he was but my impressions of him were that he was a really nice guy. I had a short stack during bubble time but I was excited to have run deep in the tournament and having a good time so I would joke with him and the other big stack at the table when they raised my blinds. I like to think I have a decent bs detector and to me he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy at the table in a non-angle shooting way. After we bagged up our chips he even came over and said he was happy to see me make the money and we spoke for a few minutes. The next day I passed his table when I was heading to the restroom and he smiled and asked if I had doubled up. The whole time I was around him he never mentioned who he was or acted in a holier-than-thou I-have-a-ring-lol way at all. I finally found out who he was by asking another player after he had left. I guess someone had to post something nice about him before 1500 posts in his thread

cliffnotes: played w/ Doug irl and he didn't seem like a toolbox.


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Old 08-06-2009, 02:49 AM   #1454
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

cpt doug had a guy behind him the whole time when he was playing maybe his pimp maybe his boyfriend i dont know but it was strange
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Old 08-06-2009, 04:50 AM   #1455
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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I was at his table in the WSOP $1500 6-handed event for the last few levels of day 1. I'm new to poker and so I obv. didn't have a clue who he was but my impressions of him were that he was a really nice guy. I had a short stack during bubble time but I was excited to have run deep in the tournament and having a good time so I would joke with him and the other big stack at the table when they raised my blinds. I like to think I have a decent bs detector and to me he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy at the table in a non-angle shooting way. After we bagged up our chips he even came over and said he was happy to see me make the money and we spoke for a few minutes. The next day I passed his table when I was heading to the restroom and he smiled and asked if I had doubled up. The whole time I was around him he never mentioned who he was or acted in a holier-than-thou I-have-a-ring-lol way at all. I finally found out who he was by asking another player after he had left. I guess someone had to post something nice about him before 1500 posts in his thread

cliffnotes: played w/ Doug irl and he didn't seem like a toolbox.


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Hi Doug,

Nice hit and run at the Bellagio.
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:02 AM   #1456
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I knew I'd catch some grief for being a new member here but now everyone thinks I'm Doug Lee? Awesome...
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:08 AM   #1457
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:11 AM   #1458
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I was at his table in the WSOP $1500 6-handed event for the last few levels of day 1. I'm new to poker and so I obv. didn't have a clue who he was but my impressions of him were that he was a really nice guy. I had a short stack during bubble time but I was excited to have run deep in the tournament and having a good time so I would joke with him and the other big stack at the table when they raised my blinds. I like to think I have a decent bs detector and to me he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy at the table in a non-angle shooting way. After we bagged up our chips he even came over and said he was happy to see me make the money and we spoke for a few minutes. The next day I passed his table when I was heading to the restroom and he smiled and asked if I had doubled up. The whole time I was around him he never mentioned who he was or acted in a holier-than-thou I-have-a-ring-lol way at all. I finally found out who he was by asking another player after he had left. I guess someone had to post something nice about him before 1500 posts in his thread

cliffnotes: played w/ Doug irl and he didn't seem like a toolbox.


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Lol didnt once tell you who he was, unless he asked you "do you know who I am" then this obv never happened.

Nice try Doug
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:49 AM   #1459
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?



OP:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=712




OP:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=740

2nd one had me in tears haha.

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Old 08-06-2009, 06:35 AM   #1460
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First one is priceless imo Nice work
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:51 AM   #1461
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Maybe change the title from "Toy Doug Lee" to "Tool story"?
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Old 08-06-2009, 08:41 PM   #1462
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Maybe change the title from "Toy Doug Lee" to "Tool story"?
Brilliant!

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Old 08-07-2009, 01:36 AM   #1463
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

First post here on 2+2....(small brag) can someone write a Doug Lee Haiku please?
 
Old 08-07-2009, 01:38 AM   #1464
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

ned? NED RYERSON!!!

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Old 08-07-2009, 01:42 AM   #1465
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yea thats me! I haven't seen Doug Lee in 10 years then he comes up and buys Medical, dental, life, fire, home insurance! BING!
 
Old 08-07-2009, 02:02 AM   #1466
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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I was at his table in the WSOP $1500 6-handed event for the last few levels of day 1. I'm new to poker and so I obv. didn't have a clue who he was but my impressions of him were that he was a really nice guy. I had a short stack during bubble time but I was excited to have run deep in the tournament and having a good time so I would joke with him and the other big stack at the table when they raised my blinds. I like to think I have a decent bs detector and to me he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy at the table in a non-angle shooting way. After we bagged up our chips he even came over and said he was happy to see me make the money and we spoke for a few minutes. The next day I passed his table when I was heading to the restroom and he smiled and asked if I had doubled up. The whole time I was around him he never mentioned who he was or acted in a holier-than-thou I-have-a-ring-lol way at all. I finally found out who he was by asking another player after he had left. I guess someone had to post something nice about him before 1500 posts in his thread

cliffnotes: played w/ Doug irl and he didn't seem like a toolbox.


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captainpicard.jpg

We don't take too kindly to non-toolbox sightings of Doug "The Canadian Super-Toolbox" Lee in these parts of the forum.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:21 AM   #1467
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

So i just saw Doug Lee at the Casino playing 100/200, i sit at the table, and he looks over at me and says "You want lessons on how to be a balla, like me or what"
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:49 AM   #1468
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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First post here on 2+2....(small brag) can someone write a Doug Lee Haiku please?
A modern day haiku. For 2+2 and you.


Faster than Huck's mile,
Doug Lee Toolbox bares his ring
And sweaty faced smile.


p.s.- I know haikus don't usually rhyme, but I like breaking some rules (in poetry).

There's an English version called a lune. Basically more can be said in less syllables in English, so it is 353 or 535. Examples:


Circuit ring
Please don't zap me, Doug
Toolbox lives


I have seen Doug Lee
On T.V.
Send pic with email
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:58 AM   #1469
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BING again! great poetry. heres another Haiku:

doug lee is da man
jen harman aint got nothin
neither does jesus
 
Old 08-07-2009, 02:59 AM   #1470
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I knew I'd catch some grief for being a new member here but now everyone thinks I'm Doug Lee? Awesome...


that's actually a nice TR. hey atleast he was nice fellas
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Old 08-08-2009, 04:50 PM   #1471
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So i just saw Doug Lee at the Casino playing 100/200, i sit at the table, and he looks over at me and says "You want lessons on how to be a balla, like me or what"
so did you take him up on the offer?? which casino?
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Old 08-08-2009, 08:49 PM   #1472
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Vegas in 06;
Only TV Pro was Doug;
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:29 PM   #1473
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why are you guys doing this to this poor man? doug lee is harmless. you should be spreading your wrath to more deserving characters -- guys like devilfish or tony g. or the ultimate toolbox that is josh arieh. how bout hellmuth and annie duke?
annie duke wat ? did i missed something ?
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:20 AM   #1474
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To be caught on film
In the company of fame
makes me very hard
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:33 AM   #1475
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Yeah can we start an Ali Nejad - 2nd biggest toolbox ever? Thread?
what did exactly ali nejad did ? som link or smth pls ?
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