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Old 07-21-2009, 04:27 PM   #1401
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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Old 07-21-2009, 05:07 PM   #1402
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do you think he writes all this stuff by himself in third person???

"and very rarely can be bluffed. "

sign #1 that you are a hero-calling bad lag donk. I know this because I had a phase of it
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:36 PM   #1403
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sign #1 that you are a hero-calling bad lag donk. I know this because I had a phase of it
Is that you, Mr. Negreanu????
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:39 PM   #1404
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Just read this thread. Holy crap, how did I miss this? It was worth the 2 hrs. it took. Toolbox lives!
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:09 PM   #1405
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Just read this thread. Holy crap, how did I miss this? It was worth the 2 hrs. it took. Toolbox lives!
Thank God it was only 15 pages deep.
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:27 PM   #1406
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:04 AM   #1407
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:26 AM   #1408
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The page count is irrelevant. At some point, there will be so many posts that even 1,000 per page won't be enough.

"There are eight million doug lee toolbox stories in Sin City. This hasn't been one of them."
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:33 AM   #1409
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are there any SEO guys with tips on how to get this thread #1 when you google doug lee?
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:37 AM   #1410
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Hi Guys,

Does anyone know how to save contacts to the sim card on an Iphone instead of all contacts saving to the handset. I need to send a handset off to be repaired.
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:43 AM   #1411
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

why are you guys doing this to this poor man? doug lee is harmless. you should be spreading your wrath to more deserving characters -- guys like devilfish or tony g. or the ultimate toolbox that is josh arieh. how bout hellmuth and annie duke?
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:25 AM   #1412
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why are you guys doing this to this poor man? doug lee is harmless. you should be spreading your wrath to more deserving characters -- guys like devilfish or tony g. or the ultimate toolbox that is josh arieh. how bout hellmuth and annie duke?
It's a complex issue, Arnold_O.

I personally despise Tony G. I think he's a total ass and he should get beat up several times for what he does. Phil Hellmuth is also a complete ahole. Annie Duke is less of one at the tables (afaik), but she's a scumbag for defending UB the way she does.

You see, Doug Lee Toolbox is unique. He is a toolbox angleshooter..... the supreme toolbox, if you will.

Another thing is... Annie and Phil have had plenty of threads made about them.

Doug Lee toolbox gets one. This one.

I would welcome some real-life anecdotes of non-toolbox behavior exhibited by Doug Lee toolbox, but I'm guessing we won't see much here.

Yes, I hate Tony G. much more. He's an ahole.

Doug Lee has a certain humorous quality that these other people you mention do not have. Perhaps that's it in a nutshell. He's amusing..... even when he's being a complete toolbox. It's not always a "laugh at him" type of amusement. Sometimes it's a "laugh at the situation" kind of humor...... although most of the time it's both.

Those other people you mention are just aholes who should probably get beaten up and certainly (especially in Hellmuth's/Tony G's case) shouldn't have the fans that they do.

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Old 07-22-2009, 03:19 AM   #1413
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It's a complex issue, Arnold_O.

I personally despise Tony G. I think he's a total ass and he should get beat up several times for what he does. Phil Hellmuth is also a complete ahole. Annie Duke is less of one at the tables (afaik), but she's a scumbag for defending UB the way she does.

You see, Doug Lee Toolbox is unique. He is a toolbox angleshooter..... the supreme toolbox, if you will.

Another thing is... Annie and Phil have had plenty of threads made about them.

Doug Lee toolbox gets one. This one.

I would welcome some real-life anecdotes of non-toolbox behavior exhibited by Doug Lee toolbox, but I'm guessing we won't see much here.

Yes, I hate Tony G. much more. He's an ahole.

Doug Lee has a certain humorous quality that these other people you mention do not have. Perhaps that's it in a nutshell. He's amusing..... even when he's being a complete toolbox. It's not always a "laugh at him" type of amusement. Sometimes it's a "laugh at the situation" kind of humor...... although most of the time it's both.

Those other people you mention are just aholes who should probably get beaten up and certainly (especially in Hellmuth's/Tony G's case) shouldn't have the fans that they do.

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Why you dissin on Tony G?

He is the best and my favourite player.

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Old 07-22-2009, 08:48 AM   #1414
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why are you guys doing this to this poor man? doug lee is harmless. you should be spreading your wrath to more deserving characters -- guys like devilfish or tony g. or the ultimate toolbox that is josh arieh. how bout hellmuth and annie duke?
Do you realize that by saying the words "Doug Lee" and "Ultimate Toolbox"; that you in fact raising his google count?
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:55 AM   #1415
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Why are you guys doing this. Hahahaha thats ****ing priceless.

Did you even read this thread ?
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:56 AM   #1416
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You're not going to beat Wikipedia, and probably not pokerpages.
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:22 PM   #1417
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Well 2 days of work was well worth it. I may be the first to say that during long live sessions I have actually done some things tool-boxish at 1/1000th the degree of Doug Lee and I feel dirty. I vow to clean up my act forever at the table. Thank you Doug Lee for showing me the errors of my ways- as if I was .001% like you, I would most definatly quit poker and become the Arab guy in Beerfest giving Z jobs.
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:36 PM   #1418
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Everyone: stop with your ******ed comments. This is a place for stories of Doug's toolishness. We need more reports from the field, not inane chatter.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:01 PM   #1419
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Does anyone know how to save contacts to the sim card on an Iphone instead of all contacts saving to the handset. I need to send a handset off to be repaired.

You need an Iphone toolbox - we only haz Doug Lee ones - sorry.
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Old 07-22-2009, 04:53 PM   #1420
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Okay. This is my first attempt at a chop (used GIMP).

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Old 07-22-2009, 05:08 PM   #1421
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^^^ Nice work!
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Old 07-22-2009, 05:14 PM   #1422
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^^^ Nice work!
Thank you!

I watched a nice and simple video on the web to help me. It's actually really fun! I'll definitely do more since I kinda know the basics now.

Here's the video in case anyone else wants to try it out.
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Old 07-22-2009, 05:20 PM   #1423
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Okay. This is my first attempt at a chop (used GIMP).

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Old 07-22-2009, 06:29 PM   #1424
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The funny part is he looks like a gay cowboy that can't get enough of holding his gun.
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:04 AM   #1425
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Reading the thread for the first time. I dont think anything on 2+2 has made me lose it this much before.
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