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Old 07-16-2009, 01:28 AM   #1376
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

http://tweet.pkrrd.com/blogfessional...-balloon-party

Toolbox sighting at 11:17 lol wtf
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:45 AM   #1377
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Too drunk to speak, imo.

Also, BJ Nemeth pulls a creeper toolbox move at 7:10.
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:51 PM   #1378
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Too drunk to speak, imo.

Also, BJ Nemeth pulls a creeper toolbox move at 7:10.
Wow that certainly was a strange move by the perverse Nemeth.

But since this is a Doug Lee threat, I'll give BJ more **** because he didn't use the opportunity to harass the Super bomber - at least in a passive aggressive, subtle way.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:04 AM   #1379
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The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing in this website.

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The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing on the Web

FYP

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Old 07-19-2009, 12:16 AM   #1380
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Who invited Doug to this party? Was he Pam Brunson's date?

Calling out the photoshop wizards...
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Old 07-19-2009, 05:47 AM   #1381
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ive seen doug out here a few times... earlier today playing blackjack for 1k a hand at the bellagio. I wanted him to lose, but he won like 5 out of 6, so I left hoping that it would jinx him.

On to a better story... im semi-deep in one of the venetian deepstacks. I have probably the most attractive dealer that the venetian has, dealing. Blonde young, prolly like 24. So Doug Lee walks by and gives her a wink and like some gay little facial expression. Im sitting in the 1 seat so I ask her if she knows that guy? And she goes, yeah thats doug lee, we are really good friends. Hes a poker pro, hes been on tv a lot. Youve never heard of him? I just pretend like I never have and she is like shocked. It was pretty funny in person because at first I thought he was just being douchey and trying to hit on this dealer.

Hes always just like lurking around. Bothers me.
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Old 07-19-2009, 06:00 AM   #1382
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Doug Lee had a quiet WSOP. Just one cash for $6,253. Too many donks around, me thinks.
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Old 07-19-2009, 10:25 AM   #1383
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As a working musician I dedicate this to the one & only Doug Lee. Here you go!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utQbV_Wrf14
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Old 07-19-2009, 10:38 AM   #1384
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

So Pancho, is she JapIndian? Great voice.
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Old 07-19-2009, 10:57 AM   #1385
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So Pancho, is she JapIndian? Great voice.
Hey thank! She's Latino/Hispanic of Mexican descent. I thought we did a good cover there.
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:10 AM   #1386
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Is this the guy?

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Old 07-19-2009, 05:35 PM   #1387
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I don't think so.
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Old 07-19-2009, 06:46 PM   #1388
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LMAO
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Old 07-20-2009, 12:20 AM   #1389
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Had a run in with Doug Lee at the wsop this year. Was waiting for a 1k sat to start when he walked in to sign up for a 325 (must not be that robusto...?).

The lady in charge of organizing the sats and seats fans out the seat cards face down as is done for everyone. He twists her hand up, bending it at the wrist, in order to see each seat number, thinks for 5 seconds and picks one to his liking. Im just staring with a huge smile on my face. The lady rolls her eyes and decides not to stop him from his usual angleshooting.

A couple minutes later i realize i have to get a pic with Doug since i love this thread so much and have never posted in it. I yell "Doug!" from a couple tables away as he's going to sit down and he looks at me funny without saying anything. I make a picture motion and ask if i can get one with him. He doesnt say anything but turns his head and gives me the finger curl "come here" motion.

I get my friend to take our pic and i ask him how his WSOP is going. Instead of answering he asks where im from. Instead of answering i tell him im a big fan and i read about him on the internet a lot (hint hint).

One HUGE mistake i make is forgetting to ask to wear his ring in the pic or to at least make him do the fist thing with his ring. FAIL, i know.

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:38 AM   #1390
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Had a run in with Doug Lee at the wsop this year. Was waiting for a 1k sat to start when he walked in to sign up for a 325 (must not be that robusto...?).

The lady in charge of organizing the sats and seats fans out the seat cards face down as is done for everyone. He twists her hand up, bending it at the wrist, in order to see each seat number, thinks for 5 seconds and picks one to his liking. Im just staring with a huge smile on my face. The lady rolls her eyes and decides not to stop him from his usual angleshooting.

A couple minutes later i realize i have to get a pic with Doug since i love this thread so much and have never posted in it. I yell "Doug!" from a couple tables away as he's going to sit down and he looks at me funny without saying anything. I make a picture motion and ask if i can get one with him. He doesnt say anything but turns his head and gives me the finger curl "come here" motion.

I get my friend to take our pic and i ask him how his WSOP is going. Instead of answering he asks where im from. Instead of answering i tell him im a big fan and i read about him on the internet a lot (hint hint).

One HUGE mistake i make is forgetting to ask to wear his ring in the pic or to at least make him do the fist thing with his ring. FAIL, i know.

Awesome!

What a douchebag!

btw..... it looks like he is wearing the ring.


Doug Lee toolbox Doug Lee toolbox

p.s. wait.... you were gonna ask him if you could wear his ring? I think I get it. You know he never takes it off. I'm guessing he faps with that hand, too.

Circuit power ring pose would've been safer (just make sure you don't get zapped).

Doug Lee toolbox

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Old 07-20-2009, 12:45 AM   #1391
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You cannot kill this thread. Much like Doug Lee, it would simply regenerate itself.
Rereading thread for 3rd time. This quote takes the cake though so far.

OMG LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Old 07-20-2009, 01:06 AM   #1392
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with all the dough lee hate here im sure like a quarter of u wud blow him
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Old 07-20-2009, 01:24 AM   #1393
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with all the Doug Lee toolbox hate here im sure i wud accept twenty-five cents to blow him
FYP


His name is on this page over a hundred times, yet you still can't spell it???

Stop trying to derail the thread, please.
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Old 07-20-2009, 09:48 PM   #1394
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I must say.. it took me quite a while to get through 93 pages of posts. Several grueling hours as a matter of fact. However every single page brought new and unexplored hilarity to my life.

Thanks to everyone who contributed. I'm working on a few photoshops to make my small contribution to this devoted 2+2 pastime.
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Old 07-20-2009, 10:00 PM   #1395
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through 93 pages of posts.
[ ] 93 pages
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:05 AM   #1396
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There are ... 93 pages...
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:09 AM   #1397
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There are ... 93 pages...
You can change how many posts you want per page, so for some people, there aren't 93 pages.

But basically, the guy just wanted to get to use the checkboxes that so many douches on this forum love.
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:15 AM   #1398
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There are ... 93 pages...
I'll help you out since I just recently found this out myself (with help from another poster).

Go to My 2+2 at the top and then Edit Options.

Scroll to the Thread Options part and make the number of posts per page 100.

Now you'll only have fourteen pages of the Doug Lee toolbox thread to click through!


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Old 07-21-2009, 10:21 AM   #1399
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[ ] 93 pages

[ ] awesome



This would have been a thread to change that setting for. I appreciate the heads up.

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Old 07-21-2009, 11:49 AM   #1400
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Had a run in with Doug Lee at the wsop this year. Was waiting for a 1k sat to start when he walked in to sign up for a 325 (must not be that robusto...?).

The lady in charge of organizing the sats and seats fans out the seat cards face down as is done for everyone. He twists her hand up, bending it at the wrist, in order to see each seat number, thinks for 5 seconds and picks one to his liking. Im just staring with a huge smile on my face. The lady rolls her eyes and decides not to stop him from his usual angleshooting.

A couple minutes later i realize i have to get a pic with Doug since i love this thread so much and have never posted in it. I yell "Doug!" from a couple tables away as he's going to sit down and he looks at me funny without saying anything. I make a picture motion and ask if i can get one with him. He doesnt say anything but turns his head and gives me the finger curl "come here" motion.

I get my friend to take our pic and i ask him how his WSOP is going. Instead of answering he asks where im from. Instead of answering i tell him im a big fan and i read about him on the internet a lot (hint hint).

One HUGE mistake i make is forgetting to ask to wear his ring in the pic or to at least make him do the fist thing with his ring. FAIL, i know.

The Doug doesnt take questions... only asks them! lolz
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