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Old 07-09-2009, 09:55 AM   #1351
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Re: Why is doug lee a toolbox?

Just read it.
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Old 07-09-2009, 12:18 PM   #1352
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

We just like to call him toolbox cause he gives others the tools to fix their lives...(?)
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:27 PM   #1353
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Re: Why is doug lee a toolbox?

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Still pretty new to this forum.
Welcome.

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I noticed a thread that was like 100 pages on him being a toolbox
Go into "My 2+2" and switch to 100 posts per page. It will make things a lot easier.

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...i read the first couple of pages and it never explained why. In another thread DN even mentioned that doug was a toolbox. What did this guy do to piss off so many people?
Seriously...100 posts per page, settle in for 30 minutes. You will not regret it. The slow-rolling...the blackjack...the constant lies...the attempted douche-out of the last-longer bet...all gold.
When "gobboboy" makes an appearance...pay special attention. Some of the funniest stuff on the forum all year (Because he's f---ing gobboboy)
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:03 PM   #1354
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More stories please! I hope this thread never ends. I hope when you enter "Doug Lee" into google, this thread pops to the top of the list.
Close, its number 4 as of now.
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:10 AM   #1355
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

The Facebook Zynga Poker WSOP Team is waiting to meet the "Bomber"
http://www.twitpic.com/9pe4h
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:47 AM   #1356
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I ran into Doug Lee after busting from the deepstack at Venetian. He was looking at registration for a 130 satty. I asked him to play with me and we could do a last longer. He replied with a cool "Sorry man, thought it was a 540" So I decide to do something specifically with this thread in mind. I asked him to sign a 100 dollar bill for me. He says ok but is adamant about finding a felt pen. He tells me " I know everyone here....they'll give ME a felt pen." After walking around with him for a couple of minutes, he decided that it was best to sign it with a pen and highlight it. I should also mention that I wasn't sure if I had given him a bill yet or not. (before he walked me around the Venetian in search of a felt pen) This caused to empty his pockets to make sure, which had nothing in them btw... It was a good time. Pics Attached. Sorry for poor quality. It's from my phone.


Inscription says: Doug Lee WSOP 10k Circuit Champion @ Rio

BTW...thinking about framing it and auctioning off for Barry's charity....insight plz.

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/s...13-09_0221.jpg


http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/s...13-09_0217.jpg
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:51 AM   #1357
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

sik,another missed epic thread rofl.A+
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:52 AM   #1358
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:12 AM   #1359
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

"dougie the shed"

made my day
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:32 AM   #1360
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I think that may be worth less than $100 now.
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:42 AM   #1361
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I think that may be worth more than $100 now.

FIFY
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Old 07-13-2009, 07:19 AM   #1362
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing in this thread.
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Old 07-13-2009, 10:41 AM   #1363
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The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing in this website.
FYP
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:54 AM   #1364
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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Bahhstan- "If you knew I had you, then why did you bet the pot on the Riveraaah"

Douggy-"Blocker bet, it's a play most people at your level of play aren't familiar with"

Me- "Ummm I thought a blocker bet was like when you bet like....."
funniest &*&^ ever!
and to the newer noobs other than myself ,
DEF worth the entire read.
no cliff notes would do it justice.
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Old 07-13-2009, 07:36 PM   #1365
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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I spoke with Doug at one of the tourneys at the Commerce.

He is aware of this thread.
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was he proud of being compared to efficient reliable machinery?
My understanding is that Phil Hellmuth is not dissatisfied with the attention that being compared to a douche bag gets him, and that is simply an efficient reliable piece of equipment. Surely Doug is proud to hold at least that distinction above Mr. Hellmuth?

Surely you are Allen?

p.s. Have you ever rubbed that in his (Phil's) face? I'm curious how he'd respond.

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Old 07-13-2009, 10:02 PM   #1366
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The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing on the internet.
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FYP
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Poasting in epic thread. Doug Lee toolbox Doug Lee toolbox.
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:37 PM   #1367
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thread never stops delivering!
"Is like Karl Malone baby!"
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:05 AM   #1368
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Just changed my avatar from ziigmund to Doug Lee!
That's cool, but you should change it to Hedberg, bro.

Man was a genius. Cheers.

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Old 07-14-2009, 12:29 AM   #1369
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Hurry up...I got $25/$50 tables waiting for me..Doug Lee.

Roddick's look of "Why do i have to do this ****?" is valuable enough, but the fact that Sharapova's subconscious rape-radar is going off is not only a testament to her finely tuned reflexes, but is priceless.

Even in public, if you're anywhere near Richard Brodie and Doug Lee you're best off crossing them legs and cinching that skirt. (Hundred bucks says Roddick was thinking "No way i leave Maria alone with these two.")

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Old 07-14-2009, 12:47 AM   #1370
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Society's greatest investment was investing in Doug Lee!
FYP

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Old 07-14-2009, 01:20 AM   #1371
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Don't do that again. I think i just laughed myself an ulcer at that.
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:04 AM   #1372
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

http://www.dougleepoker.com/images/2...diariMagic.wmv


Generally dislike partaking in a group pillory of someone I don't know - but Doug just makes it so easy. Look how he stares into the camera the whole time. Jesus.
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Old 07-14-2009, 05:56 PM   #1373
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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http://www.dougleepoker.com/images/2...diariMagic.wmv


Generally dislike partaking in a group pillory of someone I don't know - but Doug just makes it so easy. Look how he stares into the camera the whole time. Jesus.
Fantastic addition to the thread. SOOOOO awkward...
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:05 PM   #1374
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I have this image of Doug Lee reading this thread every night before bed and crying himself to sleep... even toolboxes feel pain imo
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:10 PM   #1375
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http://www.dougleepoker.com/images/2...diariMagic.wmv


Generally dislike partaking in a group pillory of someone I don't know - but Doug just makes it so easy. Look how he stares into the camera the whole time. Jesus.
That is some great 5-star addage to the thread.
LOL, you can tell he totally positions himself to smile and be in the frame.... LOL

DL-TB strikes again.
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