Not a chance. I'm sure that he is secretly thrilled by this thread, and he views the posters in here as jealous haters whose spite simply confirms his own awesomeness.

True toolboxes never believe that they are toolboxes.

I think you got yourself a Theorem there. The Tool-Box Theorem, also known as the Doug Lee Theorem.

Lmao, I should take a psychology doctorate program, and use that as my thesis.

yes but do non tool boxes think they are tool boxes? No, therefore no one ever thinks they are a tool box.

You just blew my mind.

Those who are toolboxes occasionally, but not professionally, often realize that they display tool box behavior from time to time. They may even apologize for it.

super solid

I saw Doug Lee last night, he was nontoolbox enough to let me take a picture:

^

HOLY ****, that picture's so messed up.

If the toolbox sits at a donkament table and no one realizes that he's the toolbox....... Does he still have his decoder ring on?

PLEASE GOD, let Doug Lee win this year's main event so this thread can be rejuvenated and once again hilarious.

i could honestly pay 10% of my BR for this to happen... it would be so awesome.

In before BR or HU4ROLLZ jokes

This is so true.

Ah, but that would be the worst thing because Doug would no longer be the toolbox that we could all laugh at for how delusional and pathetic he is. He would be like Jamie Gold, a player that is easy to hate for a being a douchbag that won the ME. So from self-deluded toolbox to self-affirmed douchbag, I would never want that for the Superbomber!

Can u morons stop giggling back and forth so its easier to see the funny stories from non busto fanboys that are actually in vegas. im tired of sifting through pages of nvg crap for a few nuggets of gold. thx.

Check page two of this post: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...48/index2.html

Mod please drag these pictures into this thread for an all time classic.

vanetian 2k table behind me doug lee just had floor called by dealer because doug was making the dealer uncomfortable by the way he was staring at him (in an angry I want to kill you way). Doug was not happy

dealer has not been watching much poker on tv imo

http://www.cardplayer.com/cptv/chann...-50k-h-o-r-s-e


epic?

We don't need no stinking Mods:

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All credit to: SinkRox, ItsRainingMen, and asdfhgfpo respectively.

Never read this thread but sat with doug at the 2k venetian today.
Highlights: He asks the dealer to mix up the cards by spreading them on the table. Dealer says sorry sir we don't do that here. Obv he asks floor to come and floor says no big deal, you can mix them up if a player asks. Doug then berates dealer for telling him the wrong answer. Dealer acts like he'd like to punch lee in the face but politely says that's not the usually way its done.

Doug lee in button vs sb battle calls with 76 on A A Q 9 board after button bet the turn with 55. River A and check check, and they split. Lee says I called because I could have hit a 6 or 7 and I didn't think you had anything.

Is this guy really 26? Thought for sure he was like 40.

there must have been other pair or 4 ACES on the board, right?

I think he meant river was a Q or a 9?

Thank you these are classics.