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Old 05-27-2009, 07:46 AM   #976
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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HAHAHAHA wtf is wrong with this clown?? Why does his website have a picture of the Hachem family like 40 years ago?? Taking pictures of framed pictures of other peoples families FTW I guess.

[ ] All fathered by the same guy
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:02 AM   #977
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

his name is doug lee
slowroll/angle your face off
buy his herbs and stuff

doug lee poker canadian superbomber the giant douche toolbox seller ftw
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:24 AM   #978
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his name is doug lee
slowroll/angle your face off
buy his herbs and stuff
Was that a Doug Lee haiku?

Big ups for starting. Anyone else ready to release some Doug Lee poetry?
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:28 AM   #979
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Doug Lee haiku #2

My name is Doug Lee
Here to take all your money
Yes just like on TV
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:33 AM   #980
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Doug Lee haiku #2

My name is Doug Lee
Here to take all your money
Yes just like on TV
5,7,6 imo
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:54 AM   #981
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5,7,6 imo
Haiku Tutorial

I've often been told that the syllable count doesn't have to be exact. But I guess I could've left out the first syllable of the last line. Do you think it would've been better that way?

Doug Lee Poker. gogogo
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Old 05-27-2009, 12:23 PM   #982
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Haiku Tutorial

I've often been told that the syllable count doesn't have to be exact. But I guess I could've left out the first syllable of the last line. Do you think it would've been better that way?

Doug Lee Poker. gogogo

lol haiku nittage - sorry.
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:28 PM   #983
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

My name is Doug Lee.
I am the biggest toolbox.
See ya on the felt!
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:33 PM   #984
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Was that a Doug Lee haiku?

Big ups for starting. Anyone else ready to release some Doug Lee poetry?
See page 64... i was quickly outdone.. or out-ku'ed
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:29 PM   #985
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

On the day before
I went through the Rio door
Saw toolbox on floor


I witnessed the t-box at the Rio yesterday, but I didn't see him do anything douche baggy, but alas there are still 6 more weeks....
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:41 PM   #986
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I don't know where the whole Doug Lee hate comes from. Yes he has made a few questionable slow roll-esque calls but hes done pretty well in his ventures to the nosebleeds.

I met him at last years WSOP (pic below). I was suprised by how tall he was. The guy was like 18 inches taller than me

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Old 05-27-2009, 09:57 PM   #987
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwKxOXSpGE

good job Doug
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:11 AM   #988
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2:05 - double fistpump from the toolbox
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:56 AM   #989
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2:05 - double fistpump from the toolbox
also if you just write #t=2m05s at the end of a youtube link it magically transports your viewer to the spot
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:26 AM   #990
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From Eskimo Clarks Twitter:

eskimoclark doug lee staked me in 40000 mega sat. busted set over set. doug lee offered lessons for a fee. even i not that desperate
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:33 AM   #991
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I don't know where the whole Doug Lee hate comes from. Yes he has made a few questionable slow roll-esque calls but hes done pretty well in his ventures to the nosebleeds.

I met him at last years WSOP (pic below). I was suprised by how tall he was. The guy was like 18 inches taller than me

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Old 05-28-2009, 03:50 AM   #992
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"I tell you when Doug Lee feels good about a hand, your hand is all but dead."

- Norman Chad, (said about Doug's 53 vs. QQ)

"Nice Hand"

- Jennifer Harman
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:51 AM   #993
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

sick poker instincts
when doug lee has that feeling
your gay hand is dead
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:54 AM   #994
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:45 PM   #995
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sick poker instincts
when doug lee has that feeling
your gay hand is dead
hahahahahaha

"your gay hand is dead" made me lol really hard for some reason
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:50 PM   #996
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hahahahahaha

"your gay hand is dead" made me lol really hard for some reason


maybe because you r a tard, thats why
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:15 PM   #997
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pushing all his chips
bold and fearless risk taker
doug is my hero

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Old 05-28-2009, 02:15 PM   #998
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pushing all his chips
bold and fearless risk taker
doug is my hero

LOLZ, A+ fo' sho'. The "bold and fearless risk taker" line sounds like something
taken out of some totalitarian leaders propaganda pamphlet.
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:03 PM   #999
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

The double fist pump video I've seen a million times and it never gets old. What is gross is how quickly he says "What I tell you?" and then quickly says "quads" that he needs the case 3 to come out. Douchebaggery at its best. Then at the end with the handshake how he again says "I told you" is yet another doosheree.
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:20 PM   #1000
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Can anyone confirm if Doug Lee is in today's 40K WSOP 2009 event
and who is sponsor is ?
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