Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 38 - Poker News

NL soulja · 05-12-2009, 03:23 PM

I think B820 should take a picture with pictures of Doug taking pictures with pictures of famous poker players. And then show it on the felt!!

Trex · 05-12-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by B840

I'm 38 years old but that doesnt stop me from getting with groupies young enough to be my daughter. They usually come up to me and tell me I look familiar. I tell them they probably saw me on TV and from there it's all you can eat baby! See ya on the felt!!

I guess I'm bored enough to have to prove that you're not, in fact, Doug Lee.

May 1st, 2008: You make the WSOP Circuit Event at Caesars Las Vegas Final Table, therefore, the day before that was April 30th. If you were playing in the tournament, then why were you creating this thread with a Youtube link to a stupid video of Dirt Nasty, right here: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76...1980-a-192545/.

June 17, 2008: You make a reply in a thread about Thuy Doan regarding making her first WSOP FT where you say(https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54.../index2.html):

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Oh wow, you can play poker and cute too. I think you're my dream girl.

Now, would a man who said this:

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that doesnt stop me from getting with groupies young enough to be my daughter.

Be worried about flirting with a girl on the internet? Also, if you're playing poker so much, Mr. Doug Lee, you should be meeting female poker players all the time, so this person should be no big deal to you.

Nov 19, 2008: Posting in the "Beat: Craig Marquis" thread, you made this reply to someone who mentioned a "crumpet"(https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54.../index6.html):

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Crumpets!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahah Oh I love me some crumpets!!! WTF is a crumpet????

Shouldn't someone who has traveled as extensively as you, Mr. Doug Lee, know what a crumpet is?

March 30, 2009: You make a post about being 20 years old, drinking beer in a park, and being attacked by gang members, who you refer to as "crips"(https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/27...89/index7.html). According to this: http://www.insideprison.com/prison_gang_profile_CR.asp, crips didn't come into Canada until the early 1990s. You would have been 20 in 1991, at the very beginning of the spread of the crips, and even so, they were only in Toronto at this time, not Calgary, where you lived.

Okay. I'm done. Glad that killed some time.

B840 · 05-12-2009, 04:37 PM

Umm, I'm pretty sure everyone knows i'm not Doug Lee, you nerd. See ya on the felt!!

Nicky Balls · 05-12-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by B840

Umm, I'm pretty sure everyone knows i'm not Doug Lee, you nerd. See ya on the felt!!

are you serious? i really thought you where

B840 · 05-12-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky Balls

are you serious? i really thought you where

I wish I where.

Trex · 05-12-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by B840

Umm, I'm pretty sure everyone knows i'm not Doug Lee, you nerd. See ya on the felt!!

I DID IT. EXPOSED.

The Hands · 05-12-2009, 04:57 PM

Nice one, Trex

B840 · 05-12-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trex

I DID IT. EXPOSED.

You should consider being some kind of 2+2 detective or something.

eatsommathat · 05-12-2009, 05:02 PM

so seeing us on the felt is just a big tease then? go f*** yourself.

phunkyplum · 05-12-2009, 05:11 PM

adding to my post count

jontsef · 05-12-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trex

I guess I'm bored enough to have to prove that you're not, in fact, Doug Lee.

May 1st, 2008: You make the WSOP Circuit Event at Caesars Las Vegas Final Table, therefore, the day before that was April 30th. If you were playing in the tournament, then why were you creating this thread with a Youtube link to a stupid video of Dirt Nasty, right here: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76...1980-a-192545/.

June 17, 2008: You make a reply in a thread about Thuy Doan regarding making her first WSOP FT where you say(https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54.../index2.html):

Now, would a man who said this:

Be worried about flirting with a girl on the internet? Also, if you're playing poker so much, Mr. Doug Lee, you should be meeting female poker players all the time, so this person should be no big deal to you.

Nov 19, 2008: Posting in the "Beat: Craig Marquis" thread, you made this reply to someone who mentioned a "crumpet"(https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54.../index6.html):

Shouldn't someone who has traveled as extensively as you, Mr. Doug Lee, know what a crumpet is?

March 30, 2009: You make a post about being 20 years old, drinking beer in a park, and being attacked by gang members, who you refer to as "crips"(https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/27...89/index7.html). According to this: http://www.insideprison.com/prison_gang_profile_CR.asp, crips didn't come into Canada until the early 1990s. You would have been 20 in 1991, at the very beginning of the spread of the crips, and even so, they were only in Toronto at this time, not Calgary, where you lived.

Okay. I'm done. Glad that killed some time.

nah, not convincing enough

thethethe · 05-12-2009, 06:23 PM

case for

Bill Murphy · 05-12-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bawookles

And now to add insult to injury, read how poker genius Erica Schoenberg smooth calls Doug Lee for all of his chips....

http://www.insidepokermag.co.uk/poke..._strategy.html

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By Erica Schoenberg March 2007

Swimming with sharks
I often find myself referring back to the WPT World Championship, not only because I went so deep in the tournament (thus making it more memorable for me), but because I played so many fascinating hands with every type of player imaginable. One that always sticks out in my mind was against a player named Doug Lee. To point out just how much of a maniac Doug is, his nickname is the ‘Canadian Super Bomber’ – no doubt, for his utterly relentless, attacking play! And, while I do consider him to be a wild player, he is an extremely tough opponent who won a WSOP circuit event in 2005 and went on to reach the final table in another just a few months later. Doug is certainly a player to look out for in the future.

NOTtherealAntonius · 05-13-2009, 01:08 AM

A 2+2 hall of fame photo. Best budz 4eva! See ya on the felt boyeee!

El P · 05-13-2009, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Trex

Shouldn't someone who has traveled as extensively as you, Mr. Doug Lee, know what a crumpet is?

lol what?

name:
dob:
passport number:
purpose of visit:
do you know what a crumpet is:

Synchronicity II · 05-13-2009, 02:07 AM

SpaceJanitor · 05-13-2009, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WWJfergusonD

Who's a bigger toolbox...

Doug, or the guy pretending to be Doug?

Still Doug. This guy is just annoying.

Lionel Hutz · 05-13-2009, 05:12 AM

It's taken me a week at work to read this thread but i doubt i can ever explain how grateful i am it is here, too funny, ty 2+2 and of course the toolbox.