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Old 05-07-2009, 12:38 PM   #876
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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This is hilarious. I never knew this guy was a douche til I played 2-5 with him at the Belaggio. We got it all in on the flop, I told him I had an overpair. He said I was good. Waited for me to turn my hand over on the river, when he was supposed to go first. Basically making it seem like it was my pot... Waited to see my hand, then turned over the set he turned. I asked him why he waited for me to open my hand, and he replied to a passing dealer "Racks please." Slowrolling, hit and running, douchebag toolbox.
I've been hit 'n' run by the Superbomber myself when he was shortstacking 10/20 at Bellagio years ago.

But slowrolling AND hit 'n' running in one hand?! Can't say I've witnessed that combo before.
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:26 PM   #877
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

This thread is awesome!

Keep the stories coming
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:57 PM   #878
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This is hilarious. I never knew this guy was a douche til I played 2-5 with him at the Belaggio. We got it all in on the flop, I told him I had an overpair. He said I was good. Waited for me to turn my hand over on the river, when he was supposed to go first. Basically making it seem like it was my pot... Waited to see my hand, then turned over the set he turned. I asked him why he waited for me to open my hand, and he replied to a passing dealer "Racks please." Slowrolling, hit and running, douchebag toolbox.
I specificly remember this hand. About 10 minutes prior to this hand I told everyone at the table that that would be my final round. We did get it in on the flop and when you told me you had an over pair I told you that you were good. I spiked a 2 outer and then opened the hand when it was my turn. I racked up and left like I said I was going to. I don't know why everyone likes to exaggerate in this thread. See you on the felt!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:16 PM   #879
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I specificly remember this hand. About 10 minutes prior to this hand I told everyone at the table that that would be my final round. We did get it in on the flop and when you told me you had an over pair I told you that you were good. I spiked a 2 outer and then opened the hand when it was my turn. I racked up and left like I said I was going to. I don't know why everyone likes to exaggerate in this thread. See you on the felt!!
Crikey - give it a rest. You pretending to be Doug Lee was funny a few times. Now it's just annoying. See you on the felt.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:28 PM   #880
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

when's it gonna be my turn to pretend to be doug lee ITT?
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:33 PM   #881
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Please ban B840 if he doesn't stop pretty soon.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:36 PM   #882
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Please ban B840 if he doesn't stop pretty soon.
See ya on the felt!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:43 PM   #883
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I specificly remember this hand. About 10 minutes prior to this hand I told everyone at the table that that would be my final round. We did get it in on the flop and when you told me you had an over pair I told you that you were good. I spiked a 2 outer and then opened the hand when it was my turn. I racked up and left like I said I was going to. I don't know why everyone likes to exaggerate in this thread. See you on the felt!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:29 PM   #884
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Alright. I tried to be nice. I tried to be mature about this. Now it's on.

First off f*%$ your b&%$h and the cards you claim.
Doug Lee when we ride, come equipped with game.
You claim to be a playa but I tooled you twice
I slowroll you suckas, toolbox for life.

Plus Gobbo tryin to see me weak, cards I rip
Gobbo and 2+2, some mark ass b&%$#&s.
I keep on comin, hittin yall with the tools
Steady gunnin for your stack, busting all ya fools.

Iíll let them ni&&as know itís on for life
Donít let the toolbox ride tonight.
2+2ers gettin slowrolled and then hit and run
I do that shizznet just for fun.

Start complainí when you see doug lee
Call the floorman when you see doug lee
You started to slowroll me but you did not finish
Now, you bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Ni&&a, I tool em up.

From now on, if I see a 2+2er on the felt, it's open tool season. You have all been warned.
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:38 PM   #885
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Alright. I tried to be nice. I tried to be mature about this. Now it's on.

First off f*%$ your b&%$h and the cards you claim.
Doug Lee when we ride, come equipped with game.
You claim to be a playa but I tooled you twice
I slowroll you suckas, toolbox for life.

Plus Gobbo tryin to see me weak, cards I rip
Gobbo and 2+2, some mark ass b&%$#&s.
I keep on comin, hittin yall with the tools
Steady gunnin for your stack, busting all ya fools.

Iíll let them ni&&as know itís on for life
Donít let the toolbox ride tonight.
2+2ers gettin slowrolled and then hit and run
I do that shizznet just for fun.

Start complainí when you see doug lee
Call the floorman when you see doug lee
You started to slowroll me but you did not finish
Now, you bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Ni&&a, I tool em up.

From now on, if I see a 2+2er on the felt, it's open tool season. You have all been warned.
This should about do it. In before ban.
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Old 05-07-2009, 05:29 PM   #886
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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From now on, if I see a 2+2er on the felt, it's open tool season. You have all been warned.
Did everybody here get tattoos and no one told me? Damn...

See ya on the felt!
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Old 05-07-2009, 05:44 PM   #887
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When I roll to the cardroom, you know I got dem tools
I got some craftsman, dewalt and even snap on for yall fools
I see a couple of you young punks tryin to sit there and diss.
But when you think of the best poker players, you know my name is on your list.

I made so much money just readin peoples faces
My poker game is trump tight just like some braces.
I love letting amateurs think that they won
Then I wait about 10 seconds and show em the nuts just for fun.

If I win a big pot, I gotta get going jack
It just wouldnít be right if I gave you a chance to win it back.
Up to my room, which the casino comps happily,
Why wouldnít they? Iím mothafukin doug lee!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 06:26 PM   #888
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

You know something is wrong when, if faced with the hypothetical decision, you would rather hang out with the real Doug Lee over a dude on 2+2 who continues his pathetic attempts at being funny by posing as Doug Lee.
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Old 05-07-2009, 06:39 PM   #889
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You know something is wrong when, if faced with the hypothetical decision, you would rather hang out with the real Doug Lee over a dude on 2+2 who continues his pathetic attempts at being funny by posing as Doug Lee.
And something is really wrong when while trying a pathetic attempt at being funny by posing as Doug Lee I get called out by a guy with the name Doug Lee's Shrink.
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Old 05-07-2009, 06:41 PM   #890
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You gonna be in Calgary next week doug?
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:43 PM   #891
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And something is really wrong when while trying a pathetic attempt at being funny by posing as Doug Lee I get called out by a guy with the name Doug Lee's Shrink.
Is that wrong, or is that just frustrating for you?
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Old 05-07-2009, 09:36 PM   #892
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Do you guys ever wonder what it would be like being Doug Lee if only for one day (ala being John Malkovich)?

I think it would be pretty awesome, but you might feel dirty afterwards and feel like showering for a week straight.
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:13 PM   #893
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Do you guys ever wonder what it would be like being Doug Lee if only for one day (ala being John Malkovich)?

I think it would be pretty awesome, but you might feel dirty afterwards and feel like showering for a week straight.
Stalker much?
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:29 PM   #894
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And something is really wrong when while trying a pathetic attempt at being funny by posing as Doug Lee I get called out by a guy with the name Doug Lee's Shrink.


hahaha pot and kettle
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:52 PM   #895
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Hey Dougie, if you're in Calgary next week stop by Elbow, everyone there at the 25/50 seems to be a fan and I'd love to meet you. We had a 5/10 PLO game you might like too. I hear your name mentioned at least 4 or 5 times a weekend. Local celeb, f the haters.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:50 AM   #896
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hai Dug - you forgot to mention your Fans in your last three posts - please rectify!
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Old 05-08-2009, 04:33 AM   #897
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hai Dug - you forgot to mention your Fans in your last three posts - PLEASE RESPOND!
FYP
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Old 05-09-2009, 02:46 AM   #898
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HAHAHAHAHA. This is classic! Look at the ad on Craigslist


http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/tls/1161920035.html
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Old 05-09-2009, 09:58 AM   #899
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HAHAHAHAHA. This is classic! Look at the ad on Craigslist


http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/tls/1161920035.html
This thread just keeps on giving. Seriously. Right about when I thought it's run it course, Doug yanks his own Wiki page and...Craigslist tada! You guys are gold pure gold. Thank you.
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Old 05-09-2009, 10:46 AM   #900
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It got taken down already. What did it say?
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