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Old 04-12-2009, 03:18 AM   #676
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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i'm sorry, but you are far from funny
and super close to hilarious!
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:25 AM   #677
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and super close to hilarious!
ruined the thread
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:31 AM   #678
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ruined the thread
no u?
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Old 04-12-2009, 12:13 PM   #679
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and super close to hilarious!
I appreciate you.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:30 PM   #680
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

End of thread I found the definitive answer...

http://www.mahalo.com/answers/humor/...t-toolbox-ever
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Old 04-14-2009, 07:37 PM   #681
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End of thread I found the definitive answer...

http://www.mahalo.com/answers/humor/...t-toolbox-ever
lol chainsaw u are funny sir
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Old 04-14-2009, 08:12 PM   #682
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

This thread continues to never disappoint. Well played.
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Old 04-14-2009, 08:37 PM   #683
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nicely done honey badger
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:28 AM   #684
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uhoh someone else answered now...

http://www.mahalo.com/answers/humor/...t-toolbox-ever
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:37 AM   #685
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:39 AM   #686
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:49 AM   #687
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There should be a whole thread of people asking questions to this site to see what answers they get
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:51 AM   #688
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This is too funny....

Despite popular belief (https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...3/index46.html) recent studies have shown that doug lee in fact, is NOT the biggest toolbox ever.

The mounting research has shown that the biggest toolbox in all of history is actually Allen Kessler (followed by Doug Lee, Hitler, Joe Hachem, and this guy: http://www.dareland.com/hakim/andrehakim.htm of Kessler's accomplishments that have earned him this extinguished title are:

- Stalling tournaments near/on the bubble
- Pointing out to Pokerstars that the blinds get to high relative to stack sizes
late in tournaments (no word yet on why this might be)
- Setting the record for "Most Threads Started About Oneself on an Internet
Message Board"
- Breaking the news to the poker world "Unassigned" on Pokerstars is
Terrance "Not Johnny" Chan
- His playful table banter with Barry Greenstien
- Asking people "Who came up with the nickname chainsaw for Allen Kessler"
- Being a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
- Defending Gonzo (aka Vannessa Russo)
- Responding to his own threads more than everyone else combined
- Referring to himself as "chainsaw"
- Making post to whine about getting knocked out of tournaments in non BBV forums (nominated for Phil Hellmuth "look how bad they have to play to beat me award")
- Bragging about finishing #227 in in the Cardplayer 2008 standings
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:01 PM   #689
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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This is too funny....

Despite popular belief (https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...3/index46.html) recent studies have shown that doug lee in fact, is NOT the biggest toolbox ever.

The mounting research has shown that the biggest toolbox in all of history is actually Allen Kessler (followed by Doug Lee, Hitler, Joe Hachem, and this guy: http://www.dareland.com/hakim/andrehakim.htm of Kessler's accomplishments that have earned him this extinguished title are:

- Stalling tournaments near/on the bubble
- Pointing out to Pokerstars that the blinds get to high relative to stack sizes
late in tournaments (no word yet on why this might be)
- Setting the record for "Most Threads Started About Oneself on an Internet
Message Board"
- Breaking the news to the poker world "Unassigned" on Pokerstars is
Terrance "Not Johnny" Chan
- His playful table banter with Barry Greenstien
- Asking people "Who came up with the nickname chainsaw for Allen Kessler"
- Being a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
- Defending Gonzo (aka Vannessa Russo)
- Responding to his own threads more than everyone else combined
- Referring to himself as "chainsaw"
- Making post to whine about getting knocked out of tournaments in non BBV forums (nominated for Phil Hellmuth "look how bad they have to play to beat me award")
- Bragging about finishing #227 in in the Cardplayer 2008 standings
Allen, is that you?
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:09 PM   #690
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Shhh...(whispering) it appears to be regenerating...

http://www.dougleepoker.com
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:17 PM   #691
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TonyBliar is my new hero
Isnt he the guy who promised to pay people $40k if he does something stupid and then backed out?
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:24 PM   #692
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haha moneymaker has his poker face on... what a tool
dont think that is his poker face I think he isn't very happy to be there
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:53 PM   #693
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:22 PM   #694
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doug lee sighting at costco

Dead serious, I wouldn't be surprised if that toolbox cost like 12k. I remember a guy that worked for mebuying a VERY nice one not quite that big back in like 1992 and it was ~8k I think. I asked him why he didn't just buy a Tercel and carry his tools around in that instead, as he drove a $500 car...
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:25 PM   #695
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

From today's Bellagio $25k championship tourney updates:

Doug Lee Triples Up ... With a Warning

Level 5: 300-600, 75 ante

Doug Lee is all in against Zach Hyman and Jimmy "Gobboboy" Fricke, with about 23,000 already in the pot (no side pot) and the board showing 9spade7spade4heart10diamond on the turn. (Not sure when all the money went in the pot.)

The river card is the Qspade, and Doug Lee claps his hands and celebrates the third spade on the river. A few players complain and ask for a floorperson, who gives Doug Lee a warning for revealing information about his hand with action pending between two other players. If he does it again, he'll receive a penalty.

Hyman and Fricke both quickly check with a lack of enthusiasm, and Fricke sternly says, "I have a ten" and shows the 10club for a pair of tens. Doug Lee excitedly flips over Aspade4spade for the nuts -- the ace-high spade flush. Fricke sarcastically says, "Really?"

As Doug Lee is stacking up his chips, Hyman jokingly says, "I had a feeling you had it."

----------------------------
Shortly thereafter:

Doug Lee Eliminated

Level 5: 300-600, 75 ante

It seems that 23,000 wasn't enough chips for Doug Lee after his triple up, and he was just eliminated from the tournament. His premature celebration takes on new meaning now.


Gobbo u have any comments on the situation? Was it especially toolboxy?
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:32 PM   #696
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Excellent! An yes, Doug Lee is a goofball. I've played with him a couple of times. I picked off one of his bluffs when he was holding Q-7 in HJ. I was BB with A-K. He raised 3.5 I reraised and he insta-shoved. We were the frigging chip leaders with 14 people left in $1000 tournament at Bellagio with 85 entries. I called and of course flop came QQX
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:52 AM   #697
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When I get home I have a story. Doug is the biggest scumbag ever.
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:57 AM   #698
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When I get home I have a story. Doug is the biggest scumbag ever.
When, I think I might stay up for this.
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Old 04-20-2009, 01:10 AM   #699
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When I get home I have a story. Doug is the biggest scumbag ever.
Anxiously awaiting.
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Old 04-20-2009, 01:26 AM   #700
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When I get home I have a story. Doug is the biggest scumbag ever.
Has there ever been a more anticipated post? Gobbo - we will be waiting (and good luck)...
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