pissing myself laughing

Omg omg I am FIRST on this

Doug does a YouTube video for Bluff magazine.

Charges ===$600=== an hour coaching

AND...wait for it....wait for it...says how HE can make moves with top pair on...

...Wait for it......WAIT FOR IT.....



Phil Ivey...


Enjoy the "greatness" of Doug

http://youtu.be/dEs9bOQ0V9o

this....
was....
the hardest......
video.....
Ive ever tried....


to finish without throwing up.

Quote from video

"I will write a book on advanced poker...and HELP OUT THE MASSES"

<awkward pause, stop video, rewind slightly, play, hear quote again>

Only thought that passes my head....




I. Am. The. Masses.


For some reason, I am scared.

I am very scared.

Anyone who needs motivation to play the ME this year must watch that video. Just think... YOUR NOT DRAWING DEAD. IT COULD BE YOU!

Final quote (after saying he makes Phil Ivey fold top pair)

"Now through TV, a lot of people see what I do and now I can't bluff"

Question:

Do a lot of people NOT watch any current TV for the past 8 years but DO watch REPEATEDLY Doug's 15 minutes on Espn?

That is the only method I can see that LOTS of people of people could watch Doug on TV.

Thoughts? Comments?

Hurry though. Have to run to my TV and watch Doug.

Again....

Sounds like he owns Phil....I can't stop laughing!

That video is epic.

Lolest thread of all time. OP gets banned long before this thread ends.

He's just shy, you guys. He sees a camera and feels he has to impress people, I don't think it is his personality as much as it is camera-nerves.

In the words of Larry David "You've got shy/******* confusion, my friend"

lol funny video. 10 clients? I call BS.

i dont have to pay 1k per hour to Jamie Gold anymore..

LOL the first thing that comes out of his mouth in the video is "I have people paying me $600 an hour for coaching." And then "My students are so good that one gave me $3k." Are there any other non-tool box poker players that go around bragging about how they're making mid-3 figures from coaching?

Aren't we getting to the point where we have to wonder whether Doug is just leveling us all?

This guy is ****ing ridiculous. It he really ******ed or just trying to grab media attention?

So bad that is actually good

"A lot of people come up to me asking for coaching and what not".

Easily 90% are trolls from 2p2.

Surely to god we can come up with $2400 for a hour session. Kickstarter away!

http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...

OMFG! Doug Lee's in our heads.. all the time.

This is pure Doug Lee gold.

Speechless... the guy doesn't understand the internet...

Made it to :38 before losing it

Seeing him sputtering total nonsense and repeating himself over and over makes me almost feel bad for the guy. I'd definitely feel bad for him if I could only stop laughing long enough...

i couldn't figure out what he was saying ... the ring mesmerized me

No way that guy's IQ is above 80, absolutely zero chance.

I just don't feel right making fun of someone with such serious mental issues going on.