Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 160 - Poker News

Omg omg I am FIRST on this

Doug does a YouTube video for Bluff magazine.

Charges ===$600=== an hour coaching

AND...wait for it....wait for it...says how HE can make moves with top pair on...

...Wait for it......WAIT FOR IT.....

Phil Ivey...

Enjoy the "greatness" of Doug

http://youtu.be/dEs9bOQ0V9o

07-03-2013 , 11:04 PM

#3978

jjnid

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 669

this....
was....
the hardest......
video.....
Ive ever tried....

to finish without throwing up.

07-03-2013 , 11:05 PM

#3979

RonnieG1

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 34

Quote from video

"I will write a book on advanced poker...and HELP OUT THE MASSES"

<awkward pause, stop video, rewind slightly, play, hear quote again>

Only thought that passes my head....

I. Am. The. Masses.

For some reason, I am scared.

I am very scared.

07-03-2013 , 11:09 PM

#3980

JonnyCosMo

adept

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 866

Anyone who needs motivation to play the ME this year must watch that video. Just think... YOUR NOT DRAWING DEAD. IT COULD BE YOU!

07-03-2013 , 11:12 PM

#3981

RonnieG1

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 34

Final quote (after saying he makes Phil Ivey fold top pair)

"Now through TV, a lot of people see what I do and now I can't bluff"

Question:

Do a lot of people NOT watch any current TV for the past 8 years but DO watch REPEATEDLY Doug's 15 minutes on Espn?

That is the only method I can see that LOTS of people of people could watch Doug on TV.

Thoughts? Comments?

Hurry though. Have to run to my TV and watch Doug.

Again....

07-03-2013 , 11:21 PM

#3982

HankZata40

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 231

Sounds like he owns Phil....I can't stop laughing!

07-04-2013 , 01:00 AM

#3983

DayTripping

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,799

That video is epic.

07-04-2013 , 01:20 AM

#3984

galapagos jones

banned

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 5

Lolest thread of all time. OP gets banned long before this thread ends.

07-04-2013 , 01:29 AM

#3985

MichaelScarn

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 647

He's just shy, you guys. He sees a camera and feels he has to impress people, I don't think it is his personality as much as it is camera-nerves.

In the words of Larry David "You've got shy/******* confusion, my friend"

07-04-2013 , 01:32 AM

#3986

samkarmaguy

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 165

lol funny video. 10 clients? I call BS.

07-04-2013 , 01:36 AM

#3987

JumalSander

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 183

i dont have to pay 1k per hour to Jamie Gold anymore..

07-04-2013 , 01:51 AM

#3988

synth_floyd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 7,074

LOL the first thing that comes out of his mouth in the video is "I have people paying me $600 an hour for coaching." And then "My students are so good that one gave me $3k." Are there any other non-tool box poker players that go around bragging about how they're making mid-3 figures from coaching?

07-04-2013 , 02:24 AM

#3989

Loopshot1

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 1,236

Aren't we getting to the point where we have to wonder whether Doug is just leveling us all?

07-04-2013 , 02:34 AM

#3990

TheLove_Below

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 755

This guy is ****ing ridiculous. It he really ******ed or just trying to grab media attention?

07-04-2013 , 03:21 PM

#3991

Quartilho

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 222

So bad that is actually good

07-04-2013 , 05:03 PM

#3992

Johnny Douglas

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 8,480

"A lot of people come up to me asking for coaching and what not".

Easily 90% are trolls from 2p2.

Surely to god we can come up with $2400 for a hour session. Kickstarter away!

07-04-2013 , 11:27 PM

#3993

thehilostud

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 92

http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...

Last edited by Videopro; 07-05-2013 at 12:30 AM. Reason: embed baby

07-04-2013 , 11:32 PM

#3994

BkBozo

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 409

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehilostud

http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...

OMFG! Doug Lee's in our heads.. all the time.

This is pure Doug Lee gold.

07-04-2013 , 11:43 PM

#3995

Masakik

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 359

Speechless... the guy doesn't understand the internet...

07-05-2013 , 12:17 AM

#3996

stlpoker1662

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 121

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehilostud

http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...

Made it to :38 before losing it

07-05-2013 , 12:47 AM

#3997

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehilostud

http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...

Seeing him sputtering total nonsense and repeating himself over and over makes me almost feel bad for the guy. I'd definitely feel bad for him if I could only stop laughing long enough...