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Old 06-30-2013, 10:02 PM   #3976
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

pissing myself laughing
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:57 PM   #3977
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Omg omg I am FIRST on this

Doug does a YouTube video for Bluff magazine.

Charges ===$600=== an hour coaching

AND...wait for it....wait for it...says how HE can make moves with top pair on...

...Wait for it......WAIT FOR IT.....



Phil Ivey...


Enjoy the "greatness" of Doug

http://youtu.be/dEs9bOQ0V9o
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:04 PM   #3978
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

this....
was....
the hardest......
video.....
Ive ever tried....


to finish without throwing up.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:05 PM   #3979
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Quote from video

"I will write a book on advanced poker...and HELP OUT THE MASSES"

<awkward pause, stop video, rewind slightly, play, hear quote again>

Only thought that passes my head....




I. Am. The. Masses.


For some reason, I am scared.

I am very scared.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:09 PM   #3980
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Anyone who needs motivation to play the ME this year must watch that video. Just think... YOUR NOT DRAWING DEAD. IT COULD BE YOU!
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:12 PM   #3981
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Final quote (after saying he makes Phil Ivey fold top pair)

"Now through TV, a lot of people see what I do and now I can't bluff"

Question:

Do a lot of people NOT watch any current TV for the past 8 years but DO watch REPEATEDLY Doug's 15 minutes on Espn?

That is the only method I can see that LOTS of people of people could watch Doug on TV.

Thoughts? Comments?

Hurry though. Have to run to my TV and watch Doug.

Again....
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:21 PM   #3982
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Sounds like he owns Phil....I can't stop laughing!
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:00 AM   #3983
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

That video is epic.
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:20 AM   #3984
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Lolest thread of all time. OP gets banned long before this thread ends.
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:29 AM   #3985
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

He's just shy, you guys. He sees a camera and feels he has to impress people, I don't think it is his personality as much as it is camera-nerves.

In the words of Larry David "You've got shy/******* confusion, my friend"
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:32 AM   #3986
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

lol funny video. 10 clients? I call BS.
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:36 AM   #3987
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

i dont have to pay 1k per hour to Jamie Gold anymore..
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:51 AM   #3988
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

LOL the first thing that comes out of his mouth in the video is "I have people paying me $600 an hour for coaching." And then "My students are so good that one gave me $3k." Are there any other non-tool box poker players that go around bragging about how they're making mid-3 figures from coaching?
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Old 07-04-2013, 02:24 AM   #3989
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Aren't we getting to the point where we have to wonder whether Doug is just leveling us all?
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Old 07-04-2013, 02:34 AM   #3990
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

This guy is ****ing ridiculous. It he really ******ed or just trying to grab media attention?
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Old 07-04-2013, 03:21 PM   #3991
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So bad that is actually good
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Old 07-04-2013, 05:03 PM   #3992
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

"A lot of people come up to me asking for coaching and what not".

Easily 90% are trolls from 2p2.

Surely to god we can come up with $2400 for a hour session. Kickstarter away!
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:27 PM   #3993
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...


Last edited by Videopro; 07-05-2013 at 12:30 AM. Reason: embed baby
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:32 PM   #3994
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Quote:
Originally Posted by thehilostud View Post
http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...
OMFG! Doug Lee's in our heads.. all the time.

This is pure Doug Lee gold.
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:43 PM   #3995
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Speechless... the guy doesn't understand the internet...
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Old 07-05-2013, 12:17 AM   #3996
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Quote:
Originally Posted by thehilostud View Post
http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...
Made it to :38 before losing it
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Old 07-05-2013, 12:47 AM   #3997
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http://www.bluff.com/news/doug-lee-o...-action-45802/

The toolbox wants to get a lawyer and shut us all down...

Seeing him sputtering total nonsense and repeating himself over and over makes me almost feel bad for the guy. I'd definitely feel bad for him if I could only stop laughing long enough...
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:08 AM   #3998
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

i couldn't figure out what he was saying ... the ring mesmerized me
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:11 AM   #3999
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

No way that guy's IQ is above 80, absolutely zero chance.
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:30 AM   #4000
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I just don't feel right making fun of someone with such serious mental issues going on.
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