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Old 05-30-2013, 10:45 PM   #3926
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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I played with Doug lee a year ago (2012) at the LV Caesar's circuit re-entry event at the final table. Interesting dude...so it gets pretty late like 3-4am and he suggests we pause the tournament for tomorrow (same day technically), some agreed but myself and others wanted to play it out. He heard me mention to someone awhile back I was from San Diego so he decides to say as he gives me that awkward stare, "I'm gonna run you and your friends back to san Diego..." my friends who were railing were laughing about it...then this is where something happens that I don't know how it could be explained; a potato falls out of his pocket and a friend is kind enough to pick it up and give it back to him. Lucky charm potato? He put it back into his pocket without saying a word.

Unfortunately, I ended up getting shortstack and run my AK into his KK and out I am, he did run us back to san diego lol.


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-Play with doug lee at final table
-I disagree to pause tournament for the next day so he threatens me with awkward stare to run my friends and I back to san diego.
-a potato slips out of his pocket
-he indeed sends me back to san diego after my AK runs into his KK
Potato part is so good. The more I think about it the harder I laugh. I don't think I've ever seen anyone carrying a potato not in a supermarket, let alone at a casino, at the tail end of a tourney. So he basically had a potato in his pocket for like 12+ hours.
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Old 05-31-2013, 01:23 AM   #3927
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Obviously he used the potato for counting.
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:09 AM   #3928
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Maybe he thought, "Johnny Chan has an orange, I need something as well, to maintain my coolness levels. I know - a potato!"
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:27 AM   #3929
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

The "just not my day" video vs kido pham is possibly GOAT poker video.
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:33 AM   #3930
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

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Maybe he thought, "Johnny Chan has an orange, I need something as well, to maintain my coolness levels. I know - a potato!"
To poor for orange, i get potato

Not real potato, is stone

all family die of starve, is sad
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:49 AM   #3931
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

maybe he was going to use it as a battery
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Old 05-31-2013, 07:01 AM   #3932
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
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Old 06-05-2013, 05:49 PM   #3933
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Someone has been spotted at the Rio.

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Old 06-05-2013, 06:56 PM   #3934
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I really pray this is the beginning of a resurgence of this thread
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Old 06-06-2013, 03:32 PM   #3935
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Fail. No ring visible. Obv a Doug Lee imposter.
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Old 06-06-2013, 03:48 PM   #3936
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Someone has been spotted at the Rio.

Is that a fanny pack, or potato caddy he is wearing?
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Old 06-06-2013, 05:17 PM   #3937
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Great potato story. I will be looking for that potato next time I see him (well, not as in a search), which will certainly be at some VSE or something I'm sure...

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Old 06-06-2013, 05:20 PM   #3938
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Is that a fanny pack, or potato caddy he is wearing?
That's a "DougLeePTOPack" (PotatoeTheoryOptimal) - I just got the Jersey Royal version and now I crush donkaments aswell !
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Old 06-10-2013, 02:33 PM   #3939
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rocking the stripes with plaids itt
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:13 PM   #3940
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Everyone should start rocking the Doug Lee potato.
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Old 06-12-2013, 02:06 PM   #3941
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I looked on Youtube and surprisingly there is only one Doug Lee video there where the word "toolbox" is in the title:



Hilarious! I'm sorry if this has already been posted in the thread. It's hilarious!

Doug Lee: "Not my day."

LOL
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Old 06-12-2013, 02:30 PM   #3942
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

thread should be locked + deleted
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Old 06-12-2013, 02:37 PM   #3943
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thread should be locked + deleted
hi doug! (i've always wanted to do one of those.)
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:32 PM   #3944
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thread should be locked + deleted
should be applied to you for even suggesting this.
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:16 PM   #3945
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Doug has chippies in the $1500 PLO. This thread is about to EXPLODE. ROFL
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Old 06-13-2013, 03:57 AM   #3946
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Doug has chippies in the $1500 PLO. This thread is about to EXPLODE. ROFL
.ROFLMAO EXPLODE
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:06 AM   #3947
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

hope he FT this, will pump blood in to GREATEST thread in history
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Old 06-13-2013, 04:30 PM   #3948
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Truth Doug!
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:21 PM   #3949
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thread should be locked + deleted
can you elaborate on your theorem please
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Old 06-13-2013, 09:22 PM   #3950
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