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05-30-2013, 10:45 PM
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#3926
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Life Grinder
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Repping Aces @ZepHendrix
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by eddiep68
I played with Doug lee a year ago (2012) at the LV Caesar's circuit re-entry event at the final table. Interesting dude...so it gets pretty late like 3-4am and he suggests we pause the tournament for tomorrow (same day technically), some agreed but myself and others wanted to play it out. He heard me mention to someone awhile back I was from San Diego so he decides to say as he gives me that awkward stare, "I'm gonna run you and your friends back to san Diego..." my friends who were railing were laughing about it...then this is where something happens that I don't know how it could be explained; a potato falls out of his pocket and a friend is kind enough to pick it up and give it back to him. Lucky charm potato? He put it back into his pocket without saying a word.
Unfortunately, I ended up getting shortstack and run my AK into his KK and out I am, he did run us back to san diego lol.
Cliffs:
-Play with doug lee at final table
-I disagree to pause tournament for the next day so he threatens me with awkward stare to run my friends and I back to san diego.
-a potato slips out of his pocket
-he indeed sends me back to san diego after my AK runs into his KK
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Potato part is so good. The more I think about it the harder I laugh. I don't think I've ever seen anyone carrying a potato not in a supermarket, let alone at a casino, at the tail end of a tourney. So he basically had a potato in his pocket for like 12+ hours.
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05-31-2013, 01:23 AM
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#3927
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A Big Deal Around Here
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: @2p2TrollCat
Posts: 12,343
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Obviously he used the potato for counting.
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05-31-2013, 06:09 AM
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#3928
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veteran
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,946
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Maybe he thought, "Johnny Chan has an orange, I need something as well, to maintain my coolness levels. I know - a potato!"
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05-31-2013, 06:27 AM
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#3929
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centurion
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 173
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
The "just not my day" video vs kido pham is possibly GOAT poker video.
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05-31-2013, 06:33 AM
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#3930
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Drugs are bad...
Join Date: May 2011
Location: no
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by steelerian
Maybe he thought, "Johnny Chan has an orange, I need something as well, to maintain my coolness levels. I know - a potato!"
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To poor for orange, i get potato
Not real potato, is stone
all family die of starve, is sad
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05-31-2013, 06:49 AM
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#3931
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 18,279
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
maybe he was going to use it as a battery
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05-31-2013, 07:01 AM
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#3932
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Tallinn
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
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06-05-2013, 05:49 PM
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#3933
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: TPA
Posts: 4,300
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Someone has been spotted at the Rio.
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06-05-2013, 06:56 PM
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#3934
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 7,279
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
I really pray this is the beginning of a resurgence of this thread
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06-06-2013, 03:32 PM
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#3935
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A Big Deal Around Here
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: @2p2TrollCat
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Fail. No ring visible. Obv a Doug Lee imposter.
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06-06-2013, 03:48 PM
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#3936
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by scottc25
Someone has been spotted at the Rio.
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Is that a fanny pack, or potato caddy he is wearing?
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06-06-2013, 05:17 PM
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#3937
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centurion
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 197
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Great potato story. I will be looking for that potato next time I see him (well, not as in a search), which will certainly be at some VSE or something I'm sure...
Last edited by sabrejack; 06-06-2013 at 05:25 PM.
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06-06-2013, 05:20 PM
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#3938
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veteran
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Newquay
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Douglas
Is that a fanny pack, or potato caddy he is wearing?
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That's a "DougLeePTOPack" (PotatoeTheoryOptimal) - I just got the Jersey Royal version and now I crush donkaments aswell !
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06-10-2013, 02:33 PM
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#3939
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unclean
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: General Snus
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
rocking the stripes with plaids itt
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06-10-2013, 04:13 PM
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#3940
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Everyone should start rocking the Doug Lee potato.
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06-12-2013, 02:06 PM
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#3941
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journeyman
Join Date: Apr 2013
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
I looked on Youtube and surprisingly there is only one Doug Lee video there where the word "toolbox" is in the title:
Hilarious! I'm sorry if this has already been posted in the thread. It's hilarious!
Doug Lee: "Not my day."
LOL
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06-12-2013, 02:30 PM
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#3942
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old hand
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
thread should be locked + deleted
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06-12-2013, 02:37 PM
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#3943
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: May 2004
Location: fabulous las vegas
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by CutchaLosses
thread should be locked + deleted
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hi doug! (i've always wanted to do one of those.)
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06-12-2013, 09:32 PM
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#3944
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 5,386
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by CutchaLosses
thread should be locked + deleted
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should be applied to you for even suggesting this.
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06-12-2013, 10:16 PM
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#3945
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enthusiast
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 82
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Doug has chippies in the $1500 PLO. This thread is about to EXPLODE. ROFL
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06-13-2013, 03:57 AM
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#3946
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veteran
Join Date: May 2009
Location: New Jack City
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by Clintonitis91
Doug has chippies in the $1500 PLO. This thread is about to EXPLODE. ROFL
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.ROFLMAO EXPLODE
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06-13-2013, 05:06 AM
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#3947
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newbie
Join Date: May 2013
Location: wyoming
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
hope he FT this, will pump blood in to GREATEST thread in history
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06-13-2013, 04:30 PM
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#3948
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adept
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 806
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Truth Doug!
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06-13-2013, 08:21 PM
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#3949
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veteran
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Newquay
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by CutchaLosses
thread should be locked + deleted
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can you elaborate on your theorem please
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06-13-2013, 09:22 PM
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#3950
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stranger
Join Date: Jun 2013
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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