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Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

08-05-2008 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by TwoSixSooted
"Yea I've been tearing apart these SNGs. I've played around 35 and won 30 of them." I couldn't help myself and just started laughing.
def a lie b/c doug lee wins at least 35 of the 35.
08-05-2008 , 12:39 PM
Im a big fan of this thread.
08-05-2008 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Fife19
Im a big fan of this thread.
2nd

lets get some more stories
08-05-2008 , 02:05 PM
I wonder if he gave himself the nickname "Super Bomber"...
08-05-2008 , 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by The Harv


It was the Paris event... Yeah, I was too lazy to look it up, my bad. Still looking for the ESPN footage. It's a classic.
Incredible photo, but it gives me some weird green lantern/foot fetish vibe.
08-06-2008 , 05:41 AM
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It's a lot funnier when it's not some random bull**** made up by someone with 2 posts. DUCY?
Does the number of posts / time devoted to this forum add any humor or importance to your post? Also, what's wrong with a bunch of random bull****? What would the what if they didn't play poker thread be without random bull****?
08-06-2008 , 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Doorbread
Does the number of posts / time devoted to this forum add any humor or importance to your post? Also, what's wrong with a bunch of random bull****? What would the what if they didn't play poker thread be without random bull****?
it was a funny story, but i agree with the complainer. just real doug lee stories for now.
08-06-2008 , 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ToTheFelt
lmao. Nice photoshop.
08-06-2008 , 09:08 AM
I was playing a HU PLO8 Sit n go the other day against Doug Lee, and all of a sudden my internet dies.

I look outside the window and see Doug Lee cutting my cable with a ginsu knife, smoking a Newport.

After he saw that i was on to him, he requested TIME, took a dump on my welcome mat, and then jumped into a van driven by none other than Tomer Benvenisti.

When the cable people came to repair the damage, they noticed an autograph on the side of my house and told me that they are a huge fan.
08-06-2008 , 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by PLO8FaceKilla
I was playing a HU PLO8 Sit n go the other day against Doug Lee, and all of a sudden my internet dies.

I look outside the window and see Doug Lee cutting my cable with a ginsu knife, smoking a Newport.

After he saw that i was on to him, he requested TIME, took a dump on my welcome mat, and then jumped into a van driven by none other than Tomer Benvenisti.

When the cable people came to repair the damage, they noticed an autograph on the side of my house and told me that they are a huge fan.
lmao. nice story (real obv). props to the "tomer benvenisti" part too.
08-06-2008 , 01:24 PM
I disagree.

It is sullying the real Toolbox Doug stories and watering down this once-awesome thread.
08-06-2008 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by PLO8FaceKilla
I was playing a HU PLO8 Sit n go the other day against Doug Lee, and all of a sudden my internet dies.

I look outside the window and see Doug Lee cutting my cable with a ginsu knife, smoking a Newport.

After he saw that i was on to him, he requested TIME, took a dump on my welcome mat, and then jumped into a van driven by none other than Tomer Benvenisti.

When the cable people came to repair the damage, they noticed an autograph on the side of my house and told me that they are a huge fan.

omg i cant remember the last time i laughed so hard
08-06-2008 , 07:57 PM
I knew I recognized this character!#!

He used to quite often visit Vancouver,BC where I live and play at River Rock.

He was always hollywooding himself around asking when we were going to have "high limit tables" saying that he sits with the best in the world.

I was lucky enough to sit with him one evening at 1/2NL and took him for $250. He blew a hellmuth style spaz and quickly excited the poker room.

The next time I saw him was a few months later and he challenged me to a 20K heads up game. I told him I do not have 20K and that would not even be possible at River Rock. He told me that he would go buy two brand new laptops (at 3am?!#?) and we can sit just outside the poker room and play on FTP on a wireless signal. My friends were like is this guy for real? I laughed and proceeded to head home.

I cant believe it was him!!
08-07-2008 , 01:27 AM
When I feel down and want a laugh, I read this thread.
08-07-2008 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 99killed
def a lie b/c doug lee wins at least 35 of the 35.
Y is that? Because doug lee is like Chuck Norris?
08-07-2008 , 01:36 AM
*grunch*

He seemed OK when he made the final table at WSOP. How the mighty have fallen I guess.
08-07-2008 , 04:24 AM
I'm now convinced that 2+2 is one big social experiment.

That, or a SEO experiment.
08-07-2008 , 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ajmargarine
*grunch*

He seemed OK when he made the final table at WSOP. How the mighty have fallen I guess.
This was before.

Dudes a complete and utter ****** in real life.

He was one step close to a punch in the face the second night I met him.

Last edited by urfxckd; 08-07-2008 at 05:36 AM.
08-07-2008 , 07:30 AM
Doug Lee raped me
08-07-2008 , 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Black winter day
Doug Lee raped me
At poker? That's probably more embarrasing then the alternative.
08-25-2008 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PLO8FaceKilla
I was playing a HU PLO8 Sit n go the other day against Doug Lee, and all of a sudden my internet dies.

I look outside the window and see Doug Lee cutting my cable with a ginsu knife, smoking a Newport.

After he saw that i was on to him, he requested TIME, took a dump on my welcome mat, and then jumped into a van driven by none other than Tomer Benvenisti.

When the cable people came to repair the damage, they noticed an autograph on the side of my house and told me that they are a huge fan.
QFPOTY
08-25-2008 , 07:44 PM
Cant believe I just read this whole thread... Def. worth it though
08-25-2008 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by urfxckd

He told me that he would go buy two brand new laptops (at 3am?!#?) and we can sit just outside the poker room and play on FTP on a wireless signal. My friends were like is this guy for real? I laughed and proceeded to head home.

I cant believe it was him!!
take the challenge, get on the laptop, win one big pot and literally run away with it out of the lobby.
08-26-2008 , 01:10 AM
I played in a local donkament with Doug Lee a while back. When he got moved to my table I said "oh my god it's the Canadian Superbomber" and he gave me a dirty look and asked me who I was. Good times. I busto'd and played cash, then ran into him later and he told me some crappy bad beat story about how he got knocked out.
08-26-2008 , 01:27 AM
was playing at the poker at the venetian during a coaching session where i was trying to be mentally focused and improve on my live game and this dude goes, i know you...doug lee right? i answered stiffly, "Kim."

needless to say the session was difficult to continue after that.

      
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