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Old 05-11-2011, 02:03 PM   #2976
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Ok, so I was a little skeptical on the Doug Lee stories until I witnessed the following.

I was playing at the Mandalay Bay poker room when the following occured. A man who looked to be in about his mid 80's was walking with 2 racks of chips over to the cage. The 2 racks were filled with mostly red chips but had a few greens and blacks($100 chips)mixed in as well. Doug Lee was waiting at the cage to buy some chips. All of the sudden the man grabs his chest and drops to the floor. Doug Lee witnesses this and sprints over to a near by defibrillator case. He breaks it open and runs over to the man with the defibrillator. He prepares the defibrillator like a pro, attaches it to the man and activates it. Paramedics arrived on the scene and took over from there. They stated that Doug Lee saved this man's life and he may have not made it if it weren't for him. People were cheering and it was amazing, Doug Lee was a hero. Then as the paramedics were rolling the man away on the stretcher Doug Lee walked over to him. The man said thank you for saving my life, how can I ever thank you? Doug Lee said, "Well I'll tell you what, you give me those 3 or 4 blacks chips you dropped and we'll call it even." The man says sorry but that is my money, how about I buy you dinner sometime. Doug Lee then pushes the 2 paramedics out of the way. He then proceeds to flip over the stretcher and gets on top on the old man. He grabs him up by the collar and says, "You ungrateful piece of crap give me the money, I saved your life. You should be paying me just for being in my presence. I am Doug Lee, 2005 Circuit king, look at my ring you old piece of garbage." Security then sprints over and pulls Doug Lee off and escorts him away.

I could not believe this, I mean what a toolbox. We was about to be considered a hero but then let his ego get the better of him and almost killed this old man right after saving his life.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:18 PM   #2977
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

This is your cover up to your story that was obviously a lie, try to play it off like the other was a funny story as well? There are enough legit Lee stories out there, some goof making up stories to fit in probably isn't very necessary.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:34 PM   #2978
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

Can we all just take a deep breath and get back to business here? Let's focus on getting out there and meeting the real Doug Lee. See you on the felt.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:59 PM   #2979
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I was at the buffet line at the Bellagio. Suddenly, Doug Lee CUTS IN FRONT OF ME and proceeds to take the last piece of fried chicken. I say "Hey, dude what was up with that?" and he takes the hat off my head and signs it.
Seriously just almost died of laughter. This is so fricken funny I cannot put it into words.
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:06 PM   #2980
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Chuck Norris fears Doug Lee
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:58 PM   #2981
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I was at the buffet line at the Bellagio. Suddenly, Doug Lee CUTS IN FRONT OF ME and proceeds to take the last piece of fried chicken. I say "Hey, dude what was up with that?" and he takes the hat off my head and signs it.

LMFAO Hilarious
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Old 05-11-2011, 06:53 PM   #2982
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNqg...eature=related

Some people who wanted to show Doug some support because of all the abuse he's been getting.
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:47 AM   #2983
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNqg...eature=related

Some people who wanted to show Doug some support because of all the abuse he's been getting.

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Old 05-12-2011, 08:05 AM   #2984
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:50 PM   #2985
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

i thinklong enough has gone by now and marco should do a QJ update on the toolbox himself on how he's preparing for his assault on the wsop 2011 satellites?
pls?
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:01 PM   #2986
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so u just accepted that he disrespected you and your wife. and just stood there? thats kinda(really) weak. gotta go hit the gym, benching is the new thing ya' heard?

he sounds insanely douchebaggy this guy. i only know him from threads on 2+2. dont think anyone knows who he is rly, except from photoshop threads on here(where he's just a joke)
he's lying, it's a made up story. Doug has taken a very extended trip to Europe, according to this guys story it was 'a couple of weeks back' Lets stick to true stories in this thread. This kind of crap is ruining it.

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can you change the pic in hand to the one of Doug, Moneymaker, Raymer and Hachem? if so it would be perfect.
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:23 PM   #2987
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is that after she asked "haven't i seen you on tv?"
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:51 PM   #2988
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200 pages...lol
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:02 PM   #2989
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Doug Lee sighting!

My best friend had his bachelor party in Vegas a few months ago. We went to the Venetian to celebrate at Tao. Before heading in the club upstairs, I went to the bathroom down on the casino floor and while I was pissing I noticed that this asian guy at the sink was looking in the mirror with his head tilted back as if to check the insides of his nostrils. I leaned sideways to get a better angle and sure enough it was Doug Lee! I was about to say what's up and that's when he proceeded to blow his nose into his hand. He then rinses off his hand under the sink and walks out. It was awesome.
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:33 PM   #2990
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

I'm unaware of why people assume my story is a lie? I won't defend it or comment further on it as I have been very busy in my personal life lately, but you all may think what you want. Me and my wife will be looking out for him next time. As for the guy who claims I should have been angry and physical with Mr. Lee, please understand I am a 58 year old retired war vet who has the ability to kill Doug with my bare hands. I don't resort to that type of violence over such an incident.
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:57 PM   #2991
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As for the guy who claims I should have been angry and physical with Mr. Lee, please understand I am a 58 year old retired war vet who has the ability to kill Doug with my bare hands. I don't resort to that type of violence over such an incident.
You and TK should hang out.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:48 PM   #2992
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Ok, so I was a little skeptical on the Doug Lee stories until I witnessed the following.

I was playing at the Mandalay Bay poker room when the following occured. A man who looked to be in about his mid 80's was walking with 2 racks of chips over to the cage. The 2 racks were filled with mostly red chips but had a few greens and blacks($100 chips)mixed in as well. Doug Lee was waiting at the cage to buy some chips. All of the sudden the man grabs his chest and drops to the floor. Doug Lee witnesses this and sprints over to a near by defibrillator case. He breaks it open and runs over to the man with the defibrillator. He prepares the defibrillator like a pro, attaches it to the man and activates it. Paramedics arrived on the scene and took over from there. They stated that Doug Lee saved this man's life and he may have not made it if it weren't for him. People were cheering and it was amazing, Doug Lee was a hero. Then as the paramedics were rolling the man away on the stretcher Doug Lee walked over to him. The man said thank you for saving my life, how can I ever thank you? Doug Lee said, "Well I'll tell you what, you give me those 3 or 4 blacks chips you dropped and we'll call it even." The man says sorry but that is my money, how about I buy you dinner sometime. Doug Lee then pushes the 2 paramedics out of the way. He then proceeds to flip over the stretcher and gets on top on the old man. He grabs him up by the collar and says, "You ungrateful piece of crap give me the money, I saved your life. You should be paying me just for being in my presence. I am Doug Lee, 2005 Circuit king, look at my ring you old piece of garbage." Security then sprints over and pulls Doug Lee off and escorts him away.

I could not believe this, I mean what a toolbox. We was about to be considered a hero but then let his ego get the better of him and almost killed this old man right after saving his life.
you didnt steal your Screenname Troll.....piece of lying ****...some idiots could actual take your story for true ever tought about that?
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:04 PM   #2993
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

If some idiots take his story for real the net result is...who gives a ****ign ****. Jesus christ stop douching on the stories ITT.
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:52 PM   #2994
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Old 05-13-2011, 12:03 AM   #2995
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haha! thats a beauty.

To the 58 year old retired war vet who can still kill with his bare hands - I doubt your story as you stated it was within the last couple of weeks. Doug has been in Europe for quite awhile now. When did this happen?
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:18 AM   #2996
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I am a 58 year old retired war vet who has the ability to kill Doug with my bare hands.
Which puts you on the same level as any 12 year old.
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Old 05-13-2011, 05:30 AM   #2997
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:11 AM   #2998
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If some idiots take his story for real the net result is...who gives a ****ign ****. Jesus christ stop douching on the stories ITT.
Would you be happy if you read BS like this written on the net with your real name revealed?

I geuss not.

if you have a story to tell about Doug Lee well make it a real one it seems there enough of them so no need to make them up like some posters do....they must have alot of time on hand to pull of **** like this.
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Old 05-13-2011, 08:45 PM   #2999
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Yo Zigi, stop being an idiot. Anybody that is in the limelight for any kind of reasoning is subject to criticism and is vulnerable to the same thing that has happened to Doug. It goes along with the fame. You can't have it both ways, he wanted the fame, he's the guy shoving his irrelevant 2005 ring down people's throats, he can take the criticism that comes along with it.
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Old 05-14-2011, 03:12 AM   #3000
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Yo Zigi, stop being an idiot. Anybody that is in the limelight for any kind of reasoning is subject to criticism and is vulnerable to the same thing that has happened to Doug. It goes along with the fame. You can't have it both ways, he wanted the fame, he's the guy shoving his irrelevant 2005 ring down people's throats, he can take the criticism that comes along with it.
agree 100% with you on this...and making jokes etc. all good but some people come on here telling story's that are just lies thats my point....

same happend in the "eskimo clark thread" but after all its NVG so my bad....keep come up with story's it seems to be popular.

Thanks for callin me an idiot based on a post where i want people make to stop telling lies.
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