Awesome observation regarding Michael Scott, so accurate!
He actually does seem like not such a bad guy, just totally oblivious to his own dorkiness and awkwardness.
A. Wear the bracelet and beat down anyone unfortunate enough to ask about it
B. Give it to his friend
C. Put it in a restaurant
D. Have it reconfigured into knuckle rings
You can also factor the fact that he is Canadian, most Canadians I have met have that kind of manner of thinking and talking. It's not stupid or dumb but the comparison to Michael Scott is kind of dead on. They are pretty much slow on the pick up and are more gullible. They are easy to level, and it's easy to see why it could be a level when speaking to them
OMG! I almost choked on my sandwich when I watched that video with him holding up his hand. It was like he was trying to hypnotize you with that ring. He held it up for an uncomfortably/hillariously long time.
****ing hell. How many times can somebody say uh or um in a four and a half minute video? Dude must have been going for the world record.
But Doug, I hope you make a run and win another bracelet or ring. You'd get monies and this thread would explode, so it would be a win-win for everybody involved.