Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 158 - Poker News

I played with Doug lee a year ago (2012) at the LV Caesar's circuit re-entry event at the final table. Interesting dude...so it gets pretty late like 3-4am and he suggests we pause the tournament for tomorrow (same day technically), some agreed but myself and others wanted to play it out. He heard me mention to someone awhile back I was from San Diego so he decides to say as he gives me that awkward stare, "I'm gonna run you and your friends back to san Diego..." my friends who were railing were laughing about it...then this is where something happens that I don't know how it could be explained; a potato falls out of his pocket and a friend is kind enough to pick it up and give it back to him. Lucky charm potato? He put it back into his pocket without saying a word.

Unfortunately, I ended up getting shortstack and run my AK into his KK and out I am, he did run us back to san diego lol.

Cliffs:
-Play with doug lee at final table
-I disagree to pause tournament for the next day so he threatens me with awkward stare to run my friends and I back to san diego.
-a potato slips out of his pocket
-he indeed sends me back to san diego after my AK runs into his KK

Potato part is so good. The more I think about it the harder I laugh. I don't think I've ever seen anyone carrying a potato not in a supermarket, let alone at a casino, at the tail end of a tourney. So he basically had a potato in his pocket for like 12+ hours.

05-31-2013 , 01:23 AM

#3927

King Fish

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Obviously he used the potato for counting.

05-31-2013 , 06:09 AM

#3928

steelerian

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Maybe he thought, "Johnny Chan has an orange, I need something as well, to maintain my coolness levels. I know - a potato!"

05-31-2013 , 06:27 AM

#3929

jakethedog

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The "just not my day" video vs kido pham is possibly GOAT poker video.

05-31-2013 , 06:33 AM

#3930

Mr.mmmKay

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerian

Maybe he thought, "Johnny Chan has an orange, I need something as well, to maintain my coolness levels. I know - a potato!"

To poor for orange, i get potato

Not real potato, is stone

all family die of starve, is sad

05-31-2013 , 06:49 AM

#3931

DaycareInferno

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maybe he was going to use it as a battery

05-31-2013 , 07:01 AM

#3932

Sciolist

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A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."

06-05-2013 , 05:49 PM

#3933

scottc25

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Someone has been spotted at the Rio.

06-05-2013 , 06:56 PM

#3934

thethethe

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I really pray this is the beginning of a resurgence of this thread

06-06-2013 , 03:32 PM

#3935

King Fish

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Fail. No ring visible. Obv a Doug Lee imposter.

06-06-2013 , 03:48 PM

#3936

Johnny Douglas

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Quote:

Originally Posted by scottc25

Someone has been spotted at the Rio.

Is that a fanny pack, or potato caddy he is wearing?

06-06-2013 , 05:17 PM

#3937

sabrejack

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Great potato story. I will be looking for that potato next time I see him (well, not as in a search), which will certainly be at some VSE or something I'm sure...

Last edited by sabrejack; 06-06-2013 at 05:25 PM.

06-06-2013 , 05:20 PM

#3938

SW_Kaizer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Douglas

Is that a fanny pack, or potato caddy he is wearing?

That's a "DougLeePTOPack" (PotatoeTheoryOptimal) - I just got the Jersey Royal version and now I crush donkaments aswell !

06-10-2013 , 02:33 PM

#3939

leprous_hand

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rocking the stripes with plaids itt

06-10-2013 , 04:13 PM

#3940

synth_floyd

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Everyone should start rocking the Doug Lee potato.

06-12-2013 , 02:06 PM

#3941

themistocles khan

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I looked on Youtube and surprisingly there is only one Doug Lee video there where the word "toolbox" is in the title:

Doug Lee - Toolbox

Hilarious! I'm sorry if this has already been posted in the thread. It's hilarious!

Doug Lee: "Not my day."

LOL

06-12-2013 , 02:30 PM

#3942

CutchaLosses

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thread should be locked + deleted

06-12-2013 , 02:37 PM

#3943

mikech

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CutchaLosses

thread should be locked + deleted

hi doug! (i've always wanted to do one of those.)

06-12-2013 , 09:32 PM

#3944

TheStuntman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CutchaLosses

thread should be locked + deleted

should be applied to you for even suggesting this.

06-12-2013 , 10:16 PM

#3945

Clintonitis91

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Doug has chippies in the $1500 PLO. This thread is about to EXPLODE. ROFL

06-13-2013 , 03:57 AM

#3946

SovietRussia

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Clintonitis91

Doug has chippies in the $1500 PLO. This thread is about to EXPLODE. ROFL

.ROFLMAO EXPLODE

06-13-2013 , 05:06 AM

#3947

13deadprohets

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hope he FT this, will pump blood in to GREATEST thread in history

06-13-2013 , 04:30 PM

#3948

collincapone

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Truth Doug!

06-13-2013 , 08:21 PM

#3949

SW_Kaizer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CutchaLosses

thread should be locked + deleted

can you elaborate on your theorem please

06-13-2013 , 09:22 PM

#3950

Box of Tools

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