So, almost a week later and I manage to read through this entire thread. If this isn't a fat slice of fried gold, I don't know what is.
For those that cry internet bullying, I got news for you. He puts himself out there on the web with that ridiculous website, he's asking for it. It's not like someone sat with him at a table and randomly now an entire 39 page/ -4k post thread was made about him. He wanted the limelight, it just backfired on him. If he was just a random douche a table, nobody would care. Poker is full of douches, I could go down to my local dog track and find one at every table. This is not a case of common douchebaggery, this is douchebaggery - TOOLBOX STYLE.
He started a website acting like he's some kind of celeb, angle shooting and doing the "you've probably seen me on TV" line. He brought all this attention on himself. He wanted it, he got it. It's just not the attention he was hoping to get.
After going through page after page and finally reaching the end. I laughed, I cried. I now feel a bit dumber after reading it, but that's ok. Because now I'm aware of the legend that is Doug Lee. Showed this thread, along with vids and photochops (I don't own a photoshop lol) to a few of my friends. We all had several laughs at his expense.
Although now that I'm done reading it, I feel saddened. Saddened cause for the most part this thread is dead.
NEED MORE DOUGH REE STORIES! TEACH ME TO DOUGH REE!
Ok, troll mode off. Thank you 2+2 for yet again another thread of comedy gold. Been a lurker/reader for years. Been a reader of a lot of message boards. The 2+2 community is by far my favorite. You all never fail to deliver the goods.
PS- Seriously thinking about ordering this to add to my collection of stupid coffee mugs. It would have a nice home in my cabinet and I even have a toolbox/douchey friend that comes to my home game. This could very well be his honorary coffee mug.
PPS- DOUG LEE TOOLBOX
<3 2+2
Last edited by Wild John; 03-17-2013 at 03:50 PM.
Reason: Edit: Link doesn't link to the official Urban Dictionary Toolbox coffee mug. =(