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I second this. Stepping on a gondola wearing purchased poker site clothing definitely qualifies as the mostdoucheworthy thing anyone has ever done. Regardless whether gondola is in Venice or Venetian.

1) Doug Lee is not on a gondola, he on a balcony in front of the Bridge of Sighs.

2) Doug Lee did not purchase poker site clothing...he earned them grinding.

07-26-2012 , 08:13 PM

#3627

jjjjudas

grinder

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 654

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnoxVegas Matt

1) Doug Lee is not on a gondola, he on a balcony in front of the Bridge of Sighs.

2) Doug Lee did not purchase poker site clothing...he earned them grinding.

2) THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs hahaha *tears in eyes*

07-26-2012 , 08:13 PM

#3628

Andro

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 7,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnoxVegas Matt

1) Doug Lee is not on a gondola, he on a balcony in front of the Bridge of Sighs.

2) Doug Lee did not purchase poker site clothing...he earned them grinding.

Hi Doug!

07-26-2012 , 08:33 PM

#3629

Shhhhtonk

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 282

Quote:

Originally Posted by pvas

Nit picking, he looks to be on a bridge but still.

I assumed he just got off the blue one. "can you see my stars logos AND the gondola? Ok, take the picture"

07-27-2012 , 07:25 AM

#3630

illious

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 169

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andro

Hi Doug!

Fail!

07-27-2012 , 08:35 AM

#3631

jwa4894

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 260

Quote:

Originally Posted by KnoxVegas Matt

1) Doug Lee is not on a gondola, he on a balcony in front of the Bridge of Sighs.

2) Doug Lee did not purchase poker site clothing...he earned them grinding.

You took that photo didn't you!

08-02-2012 , 06:29 PM

#3632

KnoxVegas Matt

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 178

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeBelieve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPNqg...eature=related

Some people who wanted to show Doug some support because of all the abuse he's been getting.

Gotta say, thought this was a mockery of Doug Lee at first. Then I realized it was about some poor guy who shares a name with that toolbox.

The comments below the video made me LOL.

08-03-2012 , 08:51 PM

#3633

fanapathy

Outside the Box

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,760

^ Pretty sure DL will use that youtube video somehow in the future

- Say he in some strange way gets a date home and turns on the toolness "A few years back when I was sick, my fans and friends made this supporting video for me and put it online"

08-03-2012 , 09:11 PM

#3634

TheTruthSpeaks

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,222

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moneyline

If Hair-Dye Mike was in the game with us I would probably be dressed up as the Joker and shooting up a movie theater right now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by almostsmartenough

Is "Hair-Dye Mike" the guy who wears dark glasses and wants to tell everyone about how he played college hoops for some small school? Goes on and on about that and other mundane things about himself every chance he gets.

Sounds like a "Hair-dye" Mike thread may need to spawn out of this one. Pics and stories need to happen immediately.

08-04-2012 , 07:30 PM

#3635

Bukowskium

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bukowskium

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toolbox

595 thumbs up / 9 thumbs down

^^ 7-14-2012 ^^

676 thumbs up / 10 thumbs down
^^ 8-4-2012 ^^

Above represents three weeks trend, a gain of 81 votes, average increase of 27 per week.

[X] confirmed toolbox.

08-06-2012 , 07:24 AM

#3636

BkBozo

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 409

Houston, we got a toolbox...

08-06-2012 , 08:14 AM

#3637

never fade

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moneyline

For the sake of history I'm compelled to post that Doug Lee and the Iceman were shortstacking the same 2/5 game at the Venetian tonight. The two of them kept tag-teaming logic and reason by sharing progressively ludicrous conspiracy theories. People would get moved into the game from the must-move and last about 5 minutes before either racking up or getting a table change in order to avoid being sucked into the vortex of douche. If Hair-Dye Mike was in the game with us I would probably be dressed up as the Joker and shooting up a movie theater right now.

To avoid being sucked into the vortex of douche.

LMAO. Nice.

08-08-2012 , 02:04 AM

#3638

MauiPunter

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,232

Cliffs on Hair-Dye Mike?? You cant be talking about Crazy Mike at the V?

08-08-2012 , 09:01 AM

#3639

BettOrthanu

banned

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 43

Oh Doug Lee, I remember partying with this guy after the series one night. This guy's head isn't all there to be nice.

08-08-2012 , 01:19 PM

#3640

gus1112

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 988

Quote:

Originally Posted by MauiPunter

Cliffs on Hair-Dye Mike?? You cant be talking about Crazy Mike at the V?

Tall guy, wears darkish shades and douchey shirts. Follows any rule that benefits him, calls floor over minor discrepancies, actively advertises he is an lol live pro (prob beating 2/5 for 20/hr) is generally bad for the game but does practice good table selection and can be moved off hands when deep if need be

08-08-2012 , 01:41 PM

#3641

almostsmartenough

newbie

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 24

Quote:

Originally Posted by gus1112

I think I have figured out all three of the different Mike's in this thread.

Crazy Mike = MrGatorade. I think his real name is Mike Thorpe. He is the guy who sits in small games and goes all-in pf all the time. Also plays in big games.

Hair-Dye Mike = Late 40's guy. Wears a lot Ed Hardy-type shirts. Has really bad hair dye trying to look younger. Has all kinds of cheap necklaces and bracelets on - made out string and leather and beads. Looks rediculous.

Tall Mike = The guy gus is talking about in the above quote. He does stuff like tell everyone he plays $2/5 for living. Shows people his watch and says he bought it as a present for himself for being such a good poker player. Shows people pictures of his girlfriend (or at lease some woman he claims is his girlfriend) from his phone. Talks about his supposed basketball playing.

All of these guys named Mike are good to have in your game because they are delusional on some level.

08-08-2012 , 04:25 PM

#3642

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,268

Who would be the All-Douche Poker Table?

Doug Lee
Iceman
Hair-Dye Mike
Muuwahaha

...Who else?

08-08-2012 , 07:44 PM

#3643

Loose Caboose

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 176

The Sarge?

08-09-2012 , 04:38 AM

#3644

jwa4894

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 260

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Who would be the All-Douche Poker Table?

Doug Lee
Iceman
Hair-Dye Mike
Muuwahaha

...Who else?

Corey Zeidman
Bob Safai

08-09-2012 , 05:17 AM

#3645

Kozaa

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,178

Doctor Nasseri

08-09-2012 , 07:10 AM

#3646

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Who would be the All-Douche Poker Table?

Doug Lee
Iceman
Hair-Dye Mike
Muuwahaha

...Who else?

James McManus

08-09-2012 , 07:18 AM

#3647

sighhhhcall

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 116

this is my fav thread of all time. xxxx

08-09-2012 , 07:29 AM

#3648

Sciolist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 17,526

David Ulliott

08-09-2012 , 08:05 AM

#3649

jwa4894

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 260

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sciolist

David Ulliott

yeah but he gets a pass cause his twitter is so ****in funny

08-09-2012 , 11:18 PM

#3650

cbeaks

adept

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,188

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Who would be the All-Douche Poker Table?

Doug Lee
Iceman
Hair-Dye Mike
Muuwahaha

...Who else?

Andrew Feldman

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