Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 139 - Poker News

After reading 100 pages of this thread certain points become painfully obvious. Doug lee is a scammer low life piece of rat ****. He has no problem scamming ANYONE wheter it is his "fan" or just a gullible person thinking he is actually a respectable player. I mean on almost every other page on this thread there is a story about doug either scamming or trying to scam somenone. All the stories have the same pattern too.

But this is only after reading the first 100 pages i may be wrong...

ps. Taste me Doug lee. If i ever see u on my table i will slap the **** out u.

02-17-2012 , 12:21 AM

#3452

BackFromABannin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,939

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScratchAce07

Lol this is def one of the better threads in NVG

Some call it the thread that made NVG famous.

I wouldn't go that far myself but 5* nevertheless.

02-17-2012 , 12:25 AM

#3453

jlozan84

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 348

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delgado

[ ] 100 pages

02-17-2012 , 12:29 AM

#3454

Turb0Licious

aka Turb0

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,054

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delgado

ps. Taste me Doug lee. If i ever see u on my table i will slap the **** out u.

[X] Wants Doug Lee to lick his face.

02-17-2012 , 12:34 AM

#3455

jlozan84

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 348

^^ I lol'ed

02-17-2012 , 01:04 AM

#3456

Delgado

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turb0Licious

[X] Wants Doug Lee to lick his face.

I dont want anyone to missunderstand what i'm saying. I want to lick his face with my fist.

02-17-2012 , 02:05 AM

#3457

SrslySirius

Animated Character

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delgado

100 pages of this thread

You're doing it wrong.

02-17-2012 , 02:10 AM

#3458

sketchy1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by SrslySirius

You're doing it wrong.

i had mine set on 25 posts per page up until a month ago when devo made fun of me and changed it to 100 per page on my computer. i was too lazy to go change it back and eventually found it to be rather convenient this way anyway.

02-17-2012 , 01:54 PM

#3459

MNOWAX

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,323

Quote:

Originally Posted by butterfly pony

someone seriously needs provide some sick cliffs.. offer them an undertitle if they compile the best pictures, accounts and stories in one post imo

02-17-2012 , 01:56 PM

#3460

MNOWAX

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,323

Quote:

Originally Posted by sketchy1

yeah but it does make my favorite thread take forever to load....

02-17-2012 , 08:04 PM

#3461

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMagicM

This might have been posted before, still hilarious reaction from Jen Harman after getting knocked out by Doug (again):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wZTh...utu.be&t=8m20s

Watch until at least 8:40.

uggh jesus christ doug is such a ****stick. instead of having a good laugh after knocking jh out and she playfully knocks over a couple of your chips, he pouts like a little bitch and doesn't even crack a smile.

tool. box.

02-18-2012 , 05:58 AM

#3462

Mark275

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,434

lol to the people who say"read the thread"loololol when i wanna know some sort of cliffs. ya you expect someone to read over 200+ pages ok man.

02-18-2012 , 06:13 AM

#3463

Sciolist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 17,526

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark275

lol to the people who say"read the thread"loololol when i wanna know some sort of cliffs. ya you expect someone to read over 200+ pages ok man.

ok man ill go read the thread again so that i can get you cliffs loololoill get right on that.

02-18-2012 , 06:32 AM

#3464

Jack&MarkGetBusy!

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 566

Best of:

-Doug spills Big Gulp on some dude's wife. Instead of apologizing, tells the couple now they have a story to tell their friends.

-Doug cuts in front some dude at the buffet and takes the last piece of fried chicken. When confronted, Doug takes the cap off the dudes head and signs it.

-Kido Pham trolls Doug Lee in a hand by announcing, "I'm going to (Raise, bet, call, etc) you Doug Lee" during every action. Doug loses and sighs "This just isn't my day"

02-18-2012 , 02:42 PM

#3465

ChipzAhoy

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 89

I remember watching Kido do that, so great.

03-18-2012 , 05:58 PM

#3466

beed2

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 194

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack&MarkGetBusy!

ROFL

03-18-2012 , 10:13 PM

#3467

Scott Tom

banned

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 290

WTF, anyone have a link to the deleted wiki of his so I can read the comments?

There are multiple Doug Lee's so it is not as straightforward to find.

Edit: found it. The reason it got deleted is total rubbish. Let's get him back on!

I hope someone with some wikipedia admin rights restores the original. There was no discussion, he must have nominated himself for the discussion. This thread + his WSOP circuit win is more than enough to meet notability.

The guy who deleted it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisTheDude is obviously a poker player. He must be Dougs only friend. Shame on him!

Last edited by Scott Tom; 03-18-2012 at 10:24 PM.

03-19-2012 , 03:07 AM

#3468

Helpme1

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 132

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack&MarkGetBusy!

all true? if not, still hilarious. this would b better if someone would make a cartoon or comic strip

03-19-2012 , 04:38 AM

#3469

Jack&MarkGetBusy!

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 566

The buffet incident is probably the only fabricated one but still funny.

04-01-2012 , 09:25 PM

#3470

beatingyou

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 381

Seriously what about that thing in bridesmaids?

04-18-2012 , 06:11 AM

#3471

ringinabox

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,071

God dammit I just beat him heads up in a small tournament and he said I wanted to lose anyway so I didn't have to file taxes. God dammit I got owned

04-18-2012 , 08:21 AM

#3472

doublegutter11

banned

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 69

Reading this is just WOW. i wanna c this in person now!!

04-18-2012 , 07:28 PM

#3473

SrslySirius

Animated Character

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark275

lol to the people who say"read the thread"loololol when i wanna know some sort of cliffs. ya you expect someone to read over 200+ pages ok man.

Cliffs: Doug Lee is a toolbox.

There's hundreds of stories in this thread. If someone attempted to give short versions of all of them, the cliffs of the cliffs of the cliffs would need cliffs.

Those stories are what make this a great thread. You have to read them to appreciate it. That's why everyone says to do so.