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Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

05-05-2011 , 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by OctoSean
Oh hi doug!
Caught red handed. CajunDragon=Doug Lee. If you look over some of my other posts its obvious

If both of us run in to each other the universe will implode.
05-05-2011 , 10:09 AM
epic thread!
05-05-2011 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark275
in all seriouness can someone give cliff son why this guy is so hated by everyone? and proof? What did he do exactly and dont just say"hes a toolbox" lol
In all seriousness, can you just read the thread?
05-05-2011 , 10:43 AM
Read the 1st few pages, bunch of nothing and then i fast forarded and skimmed it every 30 pages or so, coulnt find him doing anything bad, not spending 5 hrs reading every post, doesnt mean that much to me, i guess I'll never know, ohhh wellllll maybe ill see him in vegas can ask him myself this yr ! loool
05-05-2011 , 11:47 AM
Still waiting on new SryslySerious single Teach Me How to Doug Lee.
THE THING WRITES ITSELF!
05-05-2011 , 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark275
Read the 1st few pages, bunch of nothing and then i fast forarded and skimmed it every 30 pages or so, coulnt find him doing anything bad, not spending 5 hrs reading every post, doesnt mean that much to me, i guess I'll never know, ohhh wellllll maybe ill see him in vegas can ask him myself this yr ! loool
You're doing it wrong.
05-06-2011 , 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark275
in all seriouness can someone give cliff son why this guy is so hated by everyone? and proof? What did he do exactly and dont just say"hes a toolbox" lol
Between keeping a vibrator in his glovebox, choking people, trying to get DN to go along with shipping chips in a tournament, using a multi-account on his own poker site to cheat people out of millions, pressuring the PPA to change their logo and last but not least not sponsoring gobboboy, what's not to hate?
05-06-2011 , 08:42 AM
you could of made that more believable imo ^
05-06-2011 , 09:52 AM
I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend and hope to spot Mr. Toolman himself.

The scary thing I just realized is my name is Doug Lee also (well, Douglas is my middle name).
05-06-2011 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by dvdoughboy
I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend and hope to spot Mr. Toolman himself.

The scary thing I just realized is my name is Doug Lee also (well, Douglas is my middle name).
That will be a good icebreaker, so start the conversation there. I suggest ending it with 'See you on the Felt!'
05-06-2011 , 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by POB666
you could of made that more believable imo ^
How about "he likes pissing in people's drinks when they're not looking".
05-06-2011 , 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Shhhhtonk
That will be a good icebreaker, so start the conversation there. I suggest ending it with 'See you on the Felt!'
Yeah open with 'i remember you from TV cos my middle name is doug'
05-06-2011 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by autodafe20
How about "he likes pissing in people's drinks when they're not looking".
me Doug Lee, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke?
05-07-2011 , 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark275
in all seriouness can someone give cliff son why this guy is so hated by everyone? and proof? What did he do exactly and dont just say"hes a toolbox" lol
He had some televised success early in the Moneymaker age. Winds up introducing himself to everyone as "you know me from TV, what's your name?" Angle shoots a ton. And generally acts "like a toolbox"

Read the accounts of playing with Doug Lee from people like Gobbo. Watch his interviews with Marco. They're awesome.
05-07-2011 , 09:28 PM
heard Doug Lee was hiding out cause of DOJ crackdown. Word is he went up to the Caesars roof but the door locked behind him.
05-10-2011 , 06:12 PM
So I'm at the Borgata a couple of weeks back with my girlfriend, getting in a few orbits of 5/10 before I head back home. When guess who comes on over to my table? An asian poker player I now know of as Doug Lee. See at the time I wasn't sure who this guy was, just another asian playing at the Borgata, nothing new to me. He clumsily goes over to sit at my table and swings his left arm knocking a big gulp I had at the table and landing directly in my wifes lap. I can't believe it, how careless this guy could be. My wife is soaked and he turns to us and goes "Atleast now you have a story to tell your friends when you get home!"... I didn't understand it. I stood there puzzled. Then he says to me... "What you don't know who I am? I'm Doug Lee," he says flashing his 2005 circuit event ring at me. I then left upset and went on home in absolute disbelief.
05-10-2011 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by PokersBiggestLoser
So I'm at the Borgata a couple of weeks back with my girlfriend, getting in a few orbits of 5/10 before I head back home. When guess who comes on over to my table? An asian poker player I now know of as Doug Lee. See at the time I wasn't sure who this guy was, just another asian playing at the Borgata, nothing new to me. He clumsily goes over to sit at my table and swings his left arm knocking a big gulp I had at the table and landing directly in my wifes lap. I can't believe it, how careless this guy could be. My wife is soaked and he turns to us and goes "Atleast now you have a story to tell your friends when you get home!"... I didn't understand it. I stood there puzzled. Then he says to me... "What you don't know who I am? I'm Doug Lee," he says flashing his 2005 circuit event ring at me. I then left upset and went on home in absolute disbelief.
Ahahahahahahaha, well he was right. Doug Lee, king of the world. I say Doug Lee for president.
05-10-2011 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by PokersBiggestLoser
So I'm at the Borgata a couple of weeks back with my girlfriend, getting in a few orbits of 5/10 before I head back home. When guess who comes on over to my table? An asian poker player I now know of as Doug Lee. See at the time I wasn't sure who this guy was, just another asian playing at the Borgata, nothing new to me. He clumsily goes over to sit at my table and swings his left arm knocking a big gulp I had at the table and landing directly in my wifes lap. I can't believe it, how careless this guy could be. My wife is soaked and he turns to us and goes "Atleast now you have a story to tell your friends when you get home!"... I didn't understand it. I stood there puzzled. Then he says to me... "What you don't know who I am? I'm Doug Lee," he says flashing his 2005 circuit event ring at me. I then left upset and went on home in absolute disbelief.
You should have kept the big gulp cup and had Doug Lee sign it. Then put it in a glass case and build a shrine for it.
05-10-2011 , 08:37 PM
lol Doug Lee.. knockin over big gulps and flashing WSOP circuit rings
05-10-2011 , 08:55 PM
picture of the big gulp cup would of been epic
05-10-2011 , 09:10 PM
can't wait until this gets more than a million views
05-10-2011 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by PokersBiggestLoser
So I'm at the Borgata a couple of weeks back with my girlfriend, getting in a few orbits of 5/10 before I head back home. When guess who comes on over to my table? An asian poker player I now know of as Doug Lee. See at the time I wasn't sure who this guy was, just another asian playing at the Borgata, nothing new to me. He clumsily goes over to sit at my table and swings his left arm knocking a big gulp I had at the table and landing directly in my wifes lap. I can't believe it, how careless this guy could be. My wife is soaked and he turns to us and goes "Atleast now you have a story to tell your friends when you get home!"... I didn't understand it. I stood there puzzled. Then he says to me... "What you don't know who I am? I'm Doug Lee," he says flashing his 2005 circuit event ring at me. I then left upset and went on home in absolute disbelief.
so u just accepted that he disrespected you and your wife. and just stood there? thats kinda(really) weak. gotta go hit the gym, benching is the new thing ya' heard?

he sounds insanely douchebaggy this guy. i only know him from threads on 2+2. dont think anyone knows who he is rly, except from photoshop threads on here(where he's just a joke)
05-11-2011 , 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by PokersBiggestLoser
So I'm at the Borgata a couple of weeks back with my girlfriend, getting in a few orbits of 5/10 before I head back home. When guess who comes on over to my table? An asian poker player I now know of as Doug Lee. See at the time I wasn't sure who this guy was, just another asian playing at the Borgata, nothing new to me. He clumsily goes over to sit at my table and swings his left arm knocking a big gulp I had at the table and landing directly in my wifes lap. I can't believe it, how careless this guy could be. My wife is soaked and he turns to us and goes "Atleast now you have a story to tell your friends when you get home!"... I didn't understand it. I stood there puzzled. Then he says to me... "What you don't know who I am? I'm Doug Lee," he says flashing his 2005 circuit event ring at me. I then left upset and went on home in absolute disbelief.
I´m glad you made this up lol
05-11-2011 , 02:09 AM
Don't believe the Big Gulp.
05-11-2011 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PokersBiggestLoser
So I'm at the Borgata a couple of weeks back with my girlfriend, getting in a few orbits of 5/10 before I head back home. When guess who comes on over to my table? An asian poker player I now know of as Doug Lee. See at the time I wasn't sure who this guy was, just another asian playing at the Borgata, nothing new to me. He clumsily goes over to sit at my table and swings his left arm knocking a big gulp I had at the table and landing directly in my wifes lap. I can't believe it, how careless this guy could be. My wife is soaked and he turns to us and goes "Atleast now you have a story to tell your friends when you get home!"... I didn't understand it. I stood there puzzled. Then he says to me... "What you don't know who I am? I'm Doug Lee," he says flashing his 2005 circuit event ring at me. I then left upset and went on home in absolute disbelief.
what date are you claiming this happened?

      
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