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Today's lesson, courtesy of our favorite toolbox:

To all the children out there... Please take a moment and double-check the hands and board before announcing "Drawing Dead".

2011 Rincon Main Event: Doug Lee Bustout

bahahaha instant classic.

03-25-2011 , 02:13 AM

#2828

OaklandExCourier

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,643

That just made my night!

Doug Lee: "Drawing Dead"

Just rolls off the tongue.

03-25-2011 , 03:24 AM

#2829

SrslySirius

Animated Character

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by OaklandExCourier

That just made my night!

Doug Lee: "Drawing Dead"

Just rolls off the tongue.

03-25-2011 , 09:19 AM

#2830

JB-KH

banned

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 262

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farmer Ted

LOLLL +1

When I read the news, I thought "isn't the case 8 still in the deck" and BOOM cocky bitch is out. So brutal hehe.

03-25-2011 , 10:16 AM

#2831

FLHE

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 135

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farmer Ted

Absolutely made my morning. Fantastic

03-25-2011 , 11:06 AM

#2832

dvdoughboy

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 63

Thanks for the Rincon update.
Made my day already

lololololololol

03-25-2011 , 11:35 AM

#2833

SHARPERFOCUS

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 624

Doug probably never blinked so hard in his life after that hand.

03-25-2011 , 12:08 PM

#2834

lew189

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by SrslySirius

That is awesome.

03-25-2011 , 02:23 PM

#2835

apokerplayer

adept

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,044

Quote:

As the table collectively gasped at the big hands shown down, Lee mentioned the words, "Drawing dead."

I just picture Doug being so ecstatic he's just sort of whispering it to himself. That's a brutal beat.

03-25-2011 , 02:37 PM

#2836

OaklandExCourier

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,643

First off- I am just happy this thread made it back to the front page.

"Drawing Dead; The Doug Lee story" completely turn around an otherwise awful week.

I just imagine that one guy with the dramatic voice from movie trailers saying: "It just was not Doug Lee's day"

03-25-2011 , 03:06 PM

#2837

JoeDimaggio

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 528

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farmer Ted

hahahahahah... that is just too perfect

03-27-2011 , 07:30 PM

#2838

vigilanteez

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 178

Doug Lee told me about how he beat Jerry Yang after being down 2-1 in chips. He is never drawing dead...

[x]true story
[x]level

03-28-2011 , 01:54 AM

#2839

dedm

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,155

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtonyk1234

http://www.quadjacks.com/videos/556/...s-interview-2- had dinner with doug lee last night again at wynn. im starting to feel like im in a hostage situation. i havent choked anyone in over a year but i find myself staring at his neck. i need therapy. tk

LMAO too good TK......if your really hangin with Doug you need to put up some pics

04-03-2011 , 11:51 PM

#2840

mustafamond

banned

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 278

a date with doug lee... an auction to charity...

04-04-2011 , 11:49 AM

#2841

poonis

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 590

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honeyboy Wilson

Genius:

All credit to: SinkRox, ItsRainingMen, and asdfhgfpo respectively.

Winningest post in the thread so far (I am WAY behind)

Jesus. Apparently, I really have this thing for Persians...

04-04-2011 , 01:11 PM

#2842

GetOffMyLawn

enthusiast

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 77

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O78ROMs8gBA

maybe not news anymore since it´s been on youtube for 2 months but i think this is hilarious!
he truly deserves the titel of ultimate toolbox.

and look out guys: he´s bluffin more when the blinds are higher (3:55)

04-04-2011 , 01:32 PM

#2843

frzn assets

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367

Quote:

Originally Posted by DcifrThs

everybody who's ragging on gobbo b/c of his weight should shut up.

you don't know what it's like being that heavy and it's NOT easy to change. on the other hand, it's VERY easy to say "oh just eat less and workout." but not everybody's body makes it easy for them.

genetics and lifestyle mean a lot and it's incredibly hard to start a workout regimen without guidance.

it's also in part a psychological illness/disorder/disease (not sure of the right word here).

my dad is very heavy and he had a lapband put in and that didn't even work b/c he didn't have his mental condition in check and somehow still got his stomach to expand and he's back to precisely where he was previously. when he's around me and my brother, he eats salads and "good stuff" but obv more than makes up for it when we're not around.

i put on weight VERY easily but thankfully i also work out a ton and if i put on a few pounds, i take them off immediately so it doesn't snowball.

anyways, my point is, lay off the fat jokes/jibes. it's not easy to change at that point and it's obvious it would take gobbo a vastly disproportionately larger amount of physical and psychological will to lose a significant amt of weight.

Ok, so you put on weight easy, so do you WATCH WHAT YOU EAT???

Fricke is obv not concerned with his health or trying to be healthy at all, he tweets about "food porn" all the time and how he ate some 8 course meal at the Mandalay bay or something that's just riddled with fat laden rich foods. It's gross... I came accross his tweet page that was linked somewhere and he's describing each course of rich buttery foods and I'm reading it and thinking of what he looks like in person and it makes me sick... Why would you do that to yourself?!?!?!?! Then for a couple of days he's tweeting asking if anyone wants to go back to the reastraunt with him and eat the 8 course meal with him again.... All his twitter page is deals with food and reastraunts/food/food porn. DUDE, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE and its not due entirely to metabolism...

Jimmy makes fun of Doug, well who's the bigger toolbox?? someone who is kinda toolish in a social setting or someone who is eating themselves to death leaving behind friends and loved ones to clean up the mess and answer the questions...

Get a hold on your life while you still have it.

http://twitter.com/jvfricke

04-04-2011 , 01:45 PM

#2844

frzn assets

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367

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04-04-2011 , 01:47 PM

#2845

Bluffzorz

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,411

Eating yourself to death doesn't make you a tool. I'd say it makes you a degen of sorts

04-04-2011 , 02:02 PM

#2846

frzn assets

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 367

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluffzorz

Eating yourself to death doesn't make you a tool. I'd say it makes you a degen of sorts

Degenerate: Having declined or deteriorated to a lower mental, moral, or physical level; debased; degraded; corrupt. Having declined, as in function or nature, from a former or original state.

Tool: A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. A person being taken advantage of without realizing it.

Tool>Degenerate IMO

04-04-2011 , 02:13 PM

#2847

SrslySirius

Animated Character

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

I haven't seen anyone mention it yet in this thread, but I thought you'd all like to know. Marco, the man who brought us the Doug Lee interviews, has been banned from 2+2. All of his posts have been deleted.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/265790/

Word on the street is that the powers that be felt he was self-promoting too much. I, for one, am very disappointed at this news. FREE MARCO!

04-04-2011 , 02:23 PM

#2848

Ziplok

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 521

Quote:

Originally Posted by SrslySirius

other than linking his videos I dont really think he brought much of anything to the forums. Im sure he had been warned prior if thats what he was banned for? This probably isnt the thread to discuss his banning though...