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11-20-2010 , 06:36 PM

#2326

PrimogenitoX

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<3 pa3lsvt

11-20-2010 , 09:55 PM

#2327

JohhnyBlue

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11-21-2010 , 01:47 AM

#2328

toocrispy

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what????

11-21-2010 , 03:13 AM

#2329

o0ch

adept

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OutOfPosition

Your quite clearly a ******. Just a quick FYI, in a NO LIMIT game he can open to whatever he likes therefore 12 ad 17 are quite acceptable

lol, you haven't played much 2/5 have you?

11-21-2010 , 09:48 AM

#2330

PardoG

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doug it's not cool to drug unsuspecting females

11-22-2010 , 01:16 AM

#2331

campfirewest

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JohhnyBlue

Need to rename the thread to Doug Lee, biggest player ever?

11-22-2010 , 05:57 PM

#2332

FLHE

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 135

I ran across this thread again, and it's always good for a laugh.

For grins, I ran Doug in sharkscope and got these impressive results:

Username: Doug Lee
Games Played: 25
Average Profit: -$11,971
Average Stake: $11,675
Average ROI: -100%
Total Profit: -$299,284
Form: Super Tilt
Ability/100: 66
Network: LiveEvents

I particularily like the -100% ROI.

11-22-2010 , 06:25 PM

#2333

Kodfish

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 539

Quote:

Originally Posted by OutOfPosition

Was sat in a 2-5 game at Venetian with 'The toolbox', actually couldnt believe it was him. You know, one of those moments when it hits you that your sitting next to an icon.

I remember Doug opening pots to 11 and 12 and berating people for opening to 15 and 17. One guy snapped back at him and Doug told him basically he better mind his business. This guy then decide to call him 'Bruce' for the next half hour.

'Is that a raise Bruce' or 'Hey Bruce, how much you have behind'. This continued for a while till DL called a floor person to try get the guy removed saying he was abusing him.

Pretty soon this guy started rolling off Bruce Lee quotes like 'A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough' or 'Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind'

After 10 inutes of this Dl stormed away from the table to a chorus of 'See ya Bruce' from everyone.

Epic

This is my favorite Doug lee story (and that says a lot). Heck, it might be one of my all time favorite stories ever. Thanks for sharing!

11-22-2010 , 06:56 PM

#2334

DanteA

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Why is Doug Lee a toolbox?

11-22-2010 , 07:17 PM

#2335

Cosines11

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read the thread moran

11-22-2010 , 07:29 PM

#2336

billstraightener

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bruce story made me re-lol

11-22-2010 , 07:33 PM

#2337

snafoo

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JohhnyBlue

So the chick likes to lick boxes?

11-22-2010 , 08:14 PM

#2338

WorldsBiggestNit

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Pretty sure at the Venetian 2/5 you're only allowed to open in increments of $5...

11-22-2010 , 11:56 PM

#2339

PrimogenitoX

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Ya seriously...I renew my claim of absolute B.S....who
opens to $11 and $12 at 2/5?

11-22-2010 , 11:57 PM

#2340

PrimogenitoX

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Doug Lee toolbox poker Doug Lee tool poker toolbox poker Doug Lee

11-23-2010 , 12:00 AM

#2341

PrimogenitoX

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Hmmm...Doug Lee toolbox is the 4th autocomplete for Doug Lee on Google right now...not too shabby

11-23-2010 , 01:32 AM

#2342

durkadurka33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by snafoo

So the chick likes to lick boxes?

Winnah.

But...box...singular!

11-23-2010 , 05:07 PM

#2343

MauiPunter

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JohhnyBlue

Tool fetish, obv.

11-25-2010 , 12:25 AM

#2344

SrslySirius

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Bump for my all-time favorite thread on 2p2.

11-25-2010 , 12:45 AM

#2345

Resistance

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RickAstleyFan

More stories please! I hope this thread never ends. I hope when you enter "Doug Lee" into google, this thread pops to the top of the list.

Last edited by Resistance; 11-25-2010 at 12:53 AM.

11-25-2010 , 01:03 AM

#2346

meatpies19

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Scenario#1:
He explained to the hot drunk chick that he was Doug Lee, a famous poker player who can be seen on tv. He threw in that he plays high stakes and is totally loaded. Then had a camera already prepared to snap the picture in hope that people wont think of him as a toolbox. It did not work.

Scenario#2:
Drunk chick is drunk as does that randomly because she thinks it's funny to hit on random old asian men - happened to be Doug Lee. Now he carries this picture in his wallet.