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Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

07-16-2010 , 03:12 AM
His Full Tilt gear in the laundry?
07-16-2010 , 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by tiltnonstop
i have read this thread, but i don´t remember any story regarding ace on the river. link please?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...6&postcount=95
07-16-2010 , 05:05 AM

thx for the link

well, this

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A few months ago in the 100-200 at the bellagio the following occured:

Random hand concludes with someone winning the pot due to an ace comming on the river.

Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: Have any of you read that book

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: You should read it, it's a good book

Rest of the Table: .....

Doug Lee [frustrated that nobody has taken his bait]: You know, there is a picture of me in that book

Rest of the Table: .....


Good times...


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this


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i just reread barry´s "ace on the river" and i noticed there´s a picture of doug lee in the book (he´s in the picture with jennifer harman, so it might be a coincidence lol). i´m confident doug lee himself KNOWS there´s a picture of him in that book. i dare everybody who sees doug to take the book, go to him and say sth like "OMG, i saw a picture of YOU in ACE ON THE RIVER", then

a) pretend he´s some other randon asian poker player, i.e. search for tuan le´s picture (there´s a list of photographs at the end of the book) and try to get him to sign it

b) pretend you think he wasn´t actually in the book and wait to see what he will do.

i kinda giggled when i thought about it (yeah, i´m ******ed lol).

should make the toolbomber go beserk, don´t you think?
07-16-2010 , 05:34 AM
[QUOTE=SlightlyMad;20263502]He gave out a little Napoleon Dynamite "yessss"



speaking of napoleon dynamite.... "That asian on the right has long talons"


seriously whats up with the chicken style hand
07-16-2010 , 09:12 AM


I can't believe nobody has yet mentioned he is wearing a sparkly shirt with the Dead Man's Hand on it. That's the sort of thing I would have expected to see in 2005 at a $10 home game tournament.
07-16-2010 , 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by numberline
I can't believe nobody has yet mentioned he is wearing a sparkly shirt with the Dead Man's Hand on it.
I was expecting to read 77 under that flashy "BUSTOUT" to be more accurate.
07-16-2010 , 10:10 AM
Doug and his asian buddy are the reason the nice felt gets stained. Put your drink in the cup holder.




[QUOTE=dirdeestack;20265693]
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Originally Posted by SlightlyMad
He gave out a little Napoleon Dynamite "yessss"



speaking of napoleon dynamite.... "That asian on the right has long talons"


seriously whats up with the chicken style hand
07-16-2010 , 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SlightlyMad


tyty this thread will never die. I can't believe this guy with that shirt. Will try to find shirt on internet...
07-16-2010 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Shhhhtonk
tyty this thread will never die. I can't believe this guy with that shirt. Will try to find shirt on internet...
http://www.bustoutpoker.com/Premium-...-Mans-Hand.php

Well worth the $49.00.
07-16-2010 , 12:50 PM
You guys should keep quoting the picture over and over and over again.
07-16-2010 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pointland32
Great! If you see someone wearing this shirt in Vegas flash me the secret Doug Lee ring of Power salute
07-16-2010 , 01:04 PM
No Op you are the biggest tool box ever for starting such a ridiculous half as thread thats evolved into some monster.And why.I'm a straight up poker junkie and probaly watch troll and read 5xs the poker content of the average player and i barley even know who the hell doug lee even is!
Not to mention i could probaly run of a laundry list of poker posers that are bigger d bags than lee on his worst day.
Threads wack...please mod do all of us this one favor and close it on the ops neck.
07-16-2010 , 01:12 PM
I wonder how many, if even 15%, of these stories are true. Not saying the guy isn't a toolbox, but it kinda just seems people are just naking stuff up now to join in the fun
07-16-2010 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 3betdegen
and i barley even know who the hell doug lee even is!
i hops know who the hell doug lee even is!




07-16-2010 , 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RIVERH8SME
I wonder how many, if even 15%, of these stories are true. Not saying the guy isn't a toolbox, but it kinda just seems people are just naking stuff up now to join in the fun
Spoken like someone who has never played with Doug. The one or two stories in this thread where he didn't do anything tooly are WAYYYYYYY strange for him. Maybe his dog died that day.
07-16-2010 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 3betdegen
No Op you are the biggest tool box ever for starting such a ridiculous half as thread thats evolved into some monster.And why.I'm a straight up poker junkie and probaly watch troll and read 5xs the poker content of the average player and i barley even know who the hell doug lee even is!
Not to mention i could probaly run of a laundry list of poker posers that are bigger d bags than lee on his worst day.
Threads wack...please mod do all of us this one favor and close it on the ops neck.
Worst poster on 2p2
07-16-2010 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbo
You guys should keep quoting the picture over and over and over again.
07-16-2010 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
this one?
07-16-2010 , 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
After seeing this, now the woman's head in the original picture looks photoshopped to me.
07-16-2010 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
I wish Doug Lee had a tv show.
07-16-2010 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Shhhhtonk
After seeing this, now the woman's head in the original picture looks photoshopped to me.
Some people just have no scruples. I thought so too, and as you can see based on the photo I provided I have very advanced photoshopping skills and was able to strip out the false layers to reveal the true image.

Edit: Sorry, forgot to quote image again:

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Originally Posted by King Fish

Last edited by King Fish; 07-16-2010 at 02:58 PM. Reason: Doug Lee toolbox psychic wonderkind
07-16-2010 , 03:16 PM
We need a Doug Lee Toolbar, with patented power ring feature.
07-16-2010 , 03:35 PM
more photoshops plz
07-16-2010 , 03:41 PM
Why is Doug not on Team Bustout? He's already got the shirt. Could get his 50 bucks back

http://www.bustoutpoker.com/Team-Bustout.php
07-16-2010 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 3betdegen
No Op you are the biggest tool box ever for starting such a ridiculous half as thread thats evolved into some monster.And why.I'm a straight up poker junkie and probaly watch troll and read 5xs the poker content of the average player and i barley even know who the hell doug lee even is!
Not to mention i could probaly run of a laundry list of poker posers that are bigger d bags than lee on his worst day.
Threads wack...please mod do all of us this one favor and close it on the ops neck.
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