Chainsaw?? Help a brother out!

Update: Went back after dinner, and he was playing $100 a hand. Someone must have told him he was ruining his rep.

Can anyone make "the best of the toolbox" top 10 stories, please?

Thank god. It's almost 5 am here, and now, finally, I can go to sleep.

Will pray for Doug in tomorrow's WSOP event(s). Please lord baby jesus give the man a bracelet or 3.

Ha, I laughed like hell at the words Eskimo Clark's twitter page.

ive spent many hours with doug. ive never seen him twitter. ive seen him litter. and one time he ate a fritter. ive never seen him bitter. he would make a great baby sitter. and when he plays hes not a nitter. he always wears clean sox. and loves being called the toolbox. hes sly, like a fox. tk

really?

cool story bro

FYP

Saw him at Mandalay Bay yesterday using a pay phone.

Was he telling the phone "I'm Doug Lee" over and over again?

+1. LOL

Toolishness confirmed. Had the pleasure of playing a $325 sng with DL. He kept throwing an ante chip into the cards as the dealer was shuffling them "to prevent bad beats" (WTF??), causing the dealer to have to reshuffle several times...which is really cool when levels are approximately 12 seconds long anyway. The dealer was nervously laughing as if this was somehow a good joke on the 5th or 6th time (the guy works on tips, he has to laugh).

Also, we did a save for $500 (obv brag) when we were even in chips, then I lost A8<K9 (Doug's "favorite hand," he tells me after binking a 9) and then tells a friend of his who walks by:

"I just won another sit n go. Oh, but I gave her $500."

How generous.

By friend you mean the first person that looked his way right?

Yet another example to confirm that Doug Lee is "The Toolbox"

Your avatar tilts me so hard.

I was raised in WaWa country, but moved out to sub-par-Sheetz country. I am desperately trying to get back to WaWa country, ASAP.

hahaha im actually in tears reading that, onlyt thibng that could have made it better was if he offered u signed photo after donkbeating u ftw. legit awesome story but srsly ppl need to start asking himn for photos and autographgs and **** when they meet him at the WSOP - that they can post here - more fuel for endless epic thread

Whenever I go to AC it is tradition to stop at WaWa and get a chocolate milk. Best chocolate milk on earth.

OMG, Doug Lee suspended from twitter?

Hold up!
Sorry, the profile you are trying to view has been suspended.

Edit: Apparently it was Joy Kendra Miller who got him suspended.

Best to-order hoagies you will ever get at a glorified convenience store that is open 24/7

What a load of horse manure. Doug Lee was funnier than Conan. I am really beginning to despise this Joy Miller woman.

I would live in Vegas if they'd open some Wawas in Nevada. In n Out helps tho.

Whats the big deal about a WAWA? I assume its some kind of mini-mart or whatever... They sell gas, beer, and junk food, right? What am I missin?

lol @ these kind of updates.

"Saw Doug breathing the other day. It tilted the hell out of me."

doug lee was not @dougleepoker


joy miller was, however, a ****