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Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

03-15-2010 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeDiego
Apparently he is in the Poker Hall of Fame and is deceased. RIP Doug Lee!
03-16-2010 , 08:39 AM
Nope not anymore.

Need Screenshots.....
03-16-2010 , 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Daleroxxu
"Doug making good use of his pokerstars FPPs in the vip store"

Whats with the Gondolier guy with the tiny head in the background?

Weird!!
03-16-2010 , 02:55 PM
isnt doug lee the asain ganster on the hangover?
03-16-2010 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DRybes
If you want credit here you'll have to get in a fight with Doug Lee and post pics of the imprint his circuit ring leaves on your face.
Like Lee could land a head shot on anyone over 12 years old. Have you ever seen this pansy in person? It's actually worse than the photos.
03-16-2010 , 06:51 PM
how did this thread get this long lol?
03-16-2010 , 08:34 PM
Just wondering if anyone has ever asked Doug why he wears Pokerstars and FullTilt clothing without a deal?

I mean...I know its bc he's an egomaniac/idiot...but I would love to hear what his response is.
03-16-2010 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by skillsaw777
Just wondering if anyone has ever asked Doug why he wears Pokerstars and FullTilt clothing without a deal?

I mean...I know its bc he's an egomaniac/idiot...but I would love to hear what his response is.
he wants to be one of the guys sooo bad...
03-22-2010 , 12:39 PM
Is that Doug Lee on the left of Johnny Chan ? http://www.johnnychan-poker.com/abou...arly-years.htm

Last edited by loladouglee'sfan; 03-22-2010 at 12:42 PM. Reason: pic :/
03-22-2010 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by loladouglee'sfan
Is that Doug Lee on the left of Johnny Chan ? http://www.johnnychan-poker.com/abou...arly-years.htm
[ ] all Asians look alike
03-22-2010 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by skillsaw777
Just wondering if anyone has ever asked Doug why he wears Pokerstars and FullTilt clothing without a deal?

I mean...I know its bc he's an egomaniac/idiot...but I would love to hear what his response is.
He does it to improve the chances he gets recognized.
03-22-2010 , 05:01 PM
How epic would it be if Doug Lee started wearing one of those "As Seen on TV" t-shirts...
03-22-2010 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug Lee's Shrink
Doug Lee's Shrink looks really bad to publish a story like this without taking 30 seconds to verify whether it's actually PokerNews.com (and it certainly wouldn't take more than 3 seconds to verify).
FYP
03-22-2010 , 07:16 PM
i had dinner with doug at the bellagio 3 nights ago. we were on a poker tourney break and didnt have much time. we spent most of it trying to find a restaurant door that his head would fit thru. worse than that, i had to carry his effen toolbox. next time ill opt for a bag of chips. tk
03-23-2010 , 06:29 AM
Doug Lee Academy?
03-23-2010 , 10:02 AM
More Doug stories, less people trying to be funny and failing miserably.
03-23-2010 , 11:01 AM
I have been privileged to have known Doug Lee since childhood. We went to the same school together and we used to hang out at his house after school.

Back in grade 2, our math teacher made all of us count to 500. Most of us did well. On average we counted to around 250. But Doug Lee counted all the way to 500 with only 3 mistakes. When we went to his house later that day, he proudly told his Mom about it. His Mom said, "You did well because all of us Lee's are smarter than most people."

Later that semester, our English teacher made us memorize and then recite a rather long poem from a Sesame Street book. Most of us were able to recite half the poem. But Doug Lee was able to recite the entire poem with only 5 mistakes. When we went to his house later that day, Doug Lee proudly told his Mom about it. His Mom said, "You did well because like all of us Lees you are smarter than most people."

Shortly after that, in the locker room after PE. We compared the sizes of each other's "you know what". Lee was particularly "well endowed" compared to the rest of us. This made him proud. When we went to his house later that day, he proudly bragged about it to his Mom. "Mom, we compared the sizes of each other's "you know what's" and theirs were really tiny. Mine was 5 times bigger than theirs." His Mom responded, "That's because you're 14 years old!"
03-23-2010 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
More Doug stories, less people trying to be funny and failing miserably.
i love your avatar i saw that live on jimmy fallon or conan i think....that shiit is sexy, please post more, and doug lee is my hero, and the reason i joined 2+2 ...DOUG LEE POKER
03-23-2010 , 04:03 PM
Sweet ass in Hustleman's face...
03-27-2010 , 03:58 PM
FTW!!!

03-27-2010 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ninefouroff
FTW!!!

lol your name is nathan slutzky

Last edited by funkyfood; 03-27-2010 at 05:10 PM. Reason: and your brother's name is charlie slutzky
03-27-2010 , 05:29 PM
Don't let this die! Any recent Doug Lee sightings??
03-27-2010 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Sweet ass in Hustleman's face...
who is it in your avatar?
03-27-2010 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by POB666
who is it in your avatar?
olivia munn
03-27-2010 , 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by capt.crunch
olivia munn
send her to me

      
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