Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 40 - Poker News

HAHAHAHA wtf is wrong with this clown?? Why does his website have a picture of the Hachem family like 40 years ago?? Taking pictures of framed pictures of other peoples families FTW I guess.

[ ] All fathered by the same guy

05-27-2009 , 08:02 AM

#977

terrible bluff

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 733

his name is doug lee
slowroll/angle your face off
buy his herbs and stuff

doug lee poker canadian superbomber the giant douche toolbox seller ftw

05-27-2009 , 08:24 AM

#978

NL soulja

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 372

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrible bluff

his name is doug lee
slowroll/angle your face off
buy his herbs and stuff

Was that a Doug Lee haiku?

Big ups for starting. Anyone else ready to release some Doug Lee poetry?

05-27-2009 , 08:28 AM

#979

NL soulja

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 372

Doug Lee haiku #2

My name is Doug Lee
Here to take all your money
Yes just like on TV

05-27-2009 , 08:33 AM

#980

Blobbage

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 722

Quote:

Originally Posted by NL soulja

Doug Lee haiku #2

My name is Doug Lee
Here to take all your money
Yes just like on TV

5,7,6 imo

05-27-2009 , 08:54 AM

#981

NL soulja

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 372

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blobbage

5,7,6 imo

Haiku Tutorial

I've often been told that the syllable count doesn't have to be exact. But I guess I could've left out the first syllable of the last line. Do you think it would've been better that way?

Doug Lee Poker. gogogo

05-27-2009 , 12:23 PM

#982

Blobbage

adept

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NL soulja

lol haiku nittage - sorry.

05-27-2009 , 05:28 PM

#983

Chris Colley

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 199

My name is Doug Lee.
I am the biggest toolbox.
See ya on the felt!

05-27-2009 , 05:33 PM

#984

Spimp

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 450

Quote:

Originally Posted by NL soulja

Was that a Doug Lee haiku?

Big ups for starting. Anyone else ready to release some Doug Lee poetry?

See page 64... i was quickly outdone.. or out-ku'ed

05-27-2009 , 07:29 PM

#985

tcash777

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,201

On the day before
I went through the Rio door
Saw toolbox on floor

I witnessed the t-box at the Rio yesterday, but I didn't see him do anything douche baggy, but alas there are still 6 more weeks....

05-27-2009 , 08:41 PM

#986

fishnchipsplease

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 476

I don't know where the whole Doug Lee hate comes from. Yes he has made a few questionable slow roll-esque calls but hes done pretty well in his ventures to the nosebleeds.

I met him at last years WSOP (pic below). I was suprised by how tall he was. The guy was like 18 inches taller than me

05-27-2009 , 09:57 PM

#987

max_em87

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwKxOXSpGE

good job Doug

05-28-2009 , 12:11 AM

#988

The B

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,469

Quote:

Originally Posted by max_em87

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwKxOXSpGE

good job Doug

2:05 - double fistpump from the toolbox

05-28-2009 , 12:56 AM

#989

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by The B

2:05 - double fistpump from the toolbox

also if you just write #t=2m05s at the end of a youtube link it magically transports your viewer to the spot

05-28-2009 , 02:26 AM

#990

Anamul

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 227

From Eskimo Clarks Twitter:

eskimoclark doug lee staked me in 40000 mega sat. busted set over set. doug lee offered lessons for a fee. even i not that desperate

05-28-2009 , 02:33 AM

#991

pokherbum

stranger

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishnchipsplease

05-28-2009 , 03:50 AM

#992

jedi

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,938

Quote:

Originally Posted by max_em87

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwKxOXSpGE

good job Doug

"I tell you when Doug Lee feels good about a hand, your hand is all but dead."

- Norman Chad, (said about Doug's 53 vs. QQ)

"Nice Hand"

- Jennifer Harman

05-28-2009 , 10:51 AM

#993

terrible bluff

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 733

sick poker instincts
when doug lee has that feeling
your gay hand is dead

05-28-2009 , 11:54 AM

#994

tsl82

journeyman

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 202

05-28-2009 , 12:45 PM

#995

mikech

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,799

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrible bluff

sick poker instincts
when doug lee has that feeling
your gay hand is dead

hahahahahaha

"your gay hand is dead" made me lol really hard for some reason

05-28-2009 , 12:50 PM

#996

monkytiltobv

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 165

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikech

hahahahahaha

"your gay hand is dead" made me lol really hard for some reason

maybe because you r a tard, thats why

05-28-2009 , 01:15 PM

#997

longtimenoeat

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 35

pushing all his chips
bold and fearless risk taker
doug is my hero

05-28-2009 , 02:15 PM

#998

EdmontonRounder

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,097

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtimenoeat

pushing all his chips
bold and fearless risk taker
doug is my hero

LOLZ, A+ fo' sho'. The "bold and fearless risk taker" line sounds like something
taken out of some totalitarian leaders propaganda pamphlet.

05-28-2009 , 03:03 PM

#999

GuinnessNH

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The double fist pump video I've seen a million times and it never gets old. What is gross is how quickly he says "What I tell you?" and then quickly says "quads" that he needs the case 3 to come out. Douchebaggery at its best. Then at the end with the handshake how he again says "I told you" is yet another doosheree.