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Two quick not so douchebaggish stories, but stuff I remembered from yesterday.

Doug does this thing where he lies about what he's holding literally every single hand he plays unless he has to show down his hand or he had a legitimate holding and lost the pot or got 'unlucky' in some way. If you were to believe him all day, he would have queens about 18 times and aces 20 times (every time he reraises you obviously).

One hand where he makes some stupid small reraise against me when I have 53dd, so I call obviously because he plays terrible. Flop Q66 two diamonds. I check, he bets less than half pot, I call. Turn 4d. I check, he thinks and checks behind. Doug is the biggest bluff monkey ever and literally never has me beat here so I decided to c/r him on the river. Comes an offsuit deuce and I check. He thinks for like 20 seconds and checks behind and I show my flush. He shows me a queen and says 'AQ no good?'

It took every fiber of my being not to immediately say "I will give you $100 if the other card is an ace." As soon as he mucked the card I regretted not doing it.

Part of the reason he was so tilted and wanted to mess around with me was this hand where I raise the HJ with A7o on Dougie's bb because why not, and I get 3 flatters. The flop comes T77r because I'm the ****ing gobboboy and it checks to me. I bet 1800 into 2400, Dougie calls. Turn 3 putting up two diamonds. He checks, I bet 4500. He calls. River is another 3. He checks. I throw out 25k (into 15k) and he snapcalls. My hand is obviously good. He says "should've reraised preflop" and claims he had jacks. Someone asked him "Did you realize how much he bet on the river" and he said "No, I wouldn't have called if I knew it was 25k!" Oh Dougie.

04-20-2009 , 01:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gobbo

Two quick not so douchebaggish stories, but stuff I remembered from yesterday.

Doug does this thing where he lies about what he's holding literally every single hand he plays unless he has to show down his hand or he had a legitimate holding and lost the pot or got 'unlucky' in some way. If you were to believe him all day, he would have queens about 18 times and aces 20 times (every time he reraises you obviously).

One hand where he makes some stupid small reraise against me when I have 53dd, so I call obviously because he plays terrible. Flop Q66 two diamonds. I check, he bets less than half pot, I call. Turn 4d. I check, he thinks and checks behind. Doug is the biggest bluff monkey ever and literally never has me beat here so I decided to c/r him on the river. Comes an offsuit deuce and I check. He thinks for like 20 seconds and checks behind and I show my flush. He shows me a queen and says 'AQ no good?'

It took every fiber of my being not to immediately say "I will give you $100 if the other card is an ace." As soon as he mucked the card I regretted not doing it.

Part of the reason he was so tilted and wanted to mess around with me was this hand where I raise the HJ with A7o on Dougie's bb because why not, and I get 3 flatters. The flop comes T77r because I'm the ****ing gobboboy and it checks to me. I bet 1800 into 2400, Dougie calls. Turn 3 putting up two diamonds. He checks, I bet 4500. He calls. River is another 3. He checks. I throw out 25k (into 15k) and he snapcalls. My hand is obviously good. He says "should've reraised preflop" and claims he had jacks. Someone asked him "Did you realize how much he bet on the river" and he said "No, I wouldn't have called if I knew it was 25k!" Oh Dougie.

So Good

04-20-2009 , 01:34 PM

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Hahaha, all of your stories are pure gold IMO gobbo, thank you for sharing.

04-20-2009 , 02:41 PM

#729

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Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER

and Doug Lee meets David Williams?

I think I just peed myself.

04-20-2009 , 03:13 PM

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so gobbo what i have learned so far from your posts is that you tangled with the superbomber in 3 hu pots and he played 2 of them better than you did. doug makes his living off guys like you.

04-20-2009 , 03:17 PM

#731

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gobbo

Two quick not so douchebaggish stories, but stuff

Part of the reason he was so tilted and wanted to mess around with me was this hand where I raise the HJ with A7o on Dougie's bb because why not, and I get 3 flatters. The flop comes T77r because I'm the ****ing gobboboy and it checks to me. I bet 1800 into 2400, Dougie calls. Turn 3 putting up two diamonds. He checks, I bet 4500. He calls. River is another 3. He checks. I throw out 25k (into 15k) and he snapcalls. My hand is obviously good. He says "should've reraised preflop" and claims he had jacks. Someone asked him "Did you realize how much he bet on the river" and he said "No, I wouldn't have called if I knew it was 25k!" Oh Dougie.

hahahahahahahaha

04-20-2009 , 03:39 PM

#732

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Seriously, who the **** puts Doug Lee into 25k tourneys? Tilts me so hard...

04-20-2009 , 04:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gobbo

Part of the reason he was so tilted and wanted to mess around with me was this hand where I raise the HJ with A7o on Dougie's bb because why not, and I get 3 flatters.

LOL flatters.

04-20-2009 , 04:50 PM

#734

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Gobbo <3

04-20-2009 , 08:20 PM

#735

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epic thread

04-20-2009 , 11:48 PM

#736

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Gobbo, prolly best story in the whole thread...

04-21-2009 , 02:05 AM

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gobbo FTW

04-22-2009 , 03:01 AM

#738

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good stuff mr fricke

Last edited by leprous_hand; 04-22-2009 at 03:02 AM. Reason: spite is the best reason to do anything... gobbpwnd

04-22-2009 , 03:33 AM

#739

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I love Gobbo! Overbetting the river and his "I didn't realize" almost made me cry from laughing.

04-22-2009 , 06:55 AM

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Top 3 anagrams of 'Doug Lee'

ego duel
gee loud
go elude

04-22-2009 , 08:16 AM

#741

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Originally Posted by Gin 'n Tonic

Top 3 anagrams of 'Doug Lee'

ego duel
gee loud
go elude

lol A+

04-22-2009 , 08:17 AM

#742

RoastMaster

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HAHAH!!! Good stuff gobbo! Especially this:

Quote:

I raise the HJ with A7o on Dougie's bb because why not, and I get 3 flatters. The flop comes T77r because I'm the ****ing gobboboy

04-22-2009 , 11:52 AM

#743

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holy god this is the best thread ever....i never bothered to open it b4 but it was well worth the wait

04-22-2009 , 04:06 PM

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holy god this is the best thread ever....i never bothered to open it b4 but it was well worth the wait

You are forgiven.

04-23-2009 , 12:00 AM

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http://www.dougleepoker.com/PhotoAlbum.htm

Links are still alive if you go direct.

*chuckle*

04-23-2009 , 12:02 AM

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"Friendly boomerang contest with the natives of Australia."

"Doug learning how to throw the natives' spear."

04-23-2009 , 12:02 AM

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I'm sorry, I can't stop.

04-23-2009 , 12:05 AM

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