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Originally Posted by limon
Heres what most do:
1. Think up a plausible bustout story to tell your backer
1a. Tweet plausible bustout story to your followers 99% of which have you muted (use hashtag #showers)
2. Walk through cash game floor, get in loud conversation with other tourney bustouts about backpack shopping, Sushi and MMA.
3. Dont take open cash game seat, make it clear you "crush" on bovada.
4. Use 35 minutes between tourney flights to beg last weeks circuit winner for money
5. Enter flight 231 day Q of the super duper mega mega bazillions tourney
6. Ship piles or heaps as the case may be.
#showers talk sushi and MMA lol QFT
Other things to remember:
- You may want to talk about kale smoothies and meditation, and how great/ a charitable person you are, and how you found yourself while on a hike in the mountains.
- Dont forget to tell everyone that you had a piece of X boss who won X tournament and how theyre your boi. Make sure to act big time and be very selective about who youre going on dinner break with, preferably eat with X who won X tournament. Beg for swaps during said dinner.
MORE TIPS:
- Drinan drinks red wine during tournaments, so you should too. If not, you better drink something during last level. Theyre out of red? "No wonder, I DRANK IT ALL."
- Cal wore lime green glasses, so you should too. If not, make sure to pick up some kind of coloured Ray Bans.
- Wear some colourful bead bracelets to let every know you went to EDC
- Stroll into Day 2 telling everyone how hung over you are from blasting off at the strip club the night before. You saw tits? NICE.
- Loudly pronounce your DFS lineup and how X player ****ed it all up for you.
- Did you go to burning man? Yeah its so commercialized now.
- "You know X?" Yeah she owes Cal like 100k. "What about X?" Yeah hes a busto dolt - hookers and blow.
Last edited by bachelder; 12-13-2015 at 06:05 PM.