Originally Posted by Pro Playa
This post reminds me a lot about that song from Eminem...... i think it goes something like:
Chorus: barry greenstien
My beers's gone warm I'm wondering why I..
I came to play poker at Aria,
the 1/3 nl regs 3betting a lot,
and I can't open wide at all,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over ARIA poker room background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "ALL IN" by dealer
[OP as 'Felt Mountain']
Dear Negreanu, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my twitter, my fb, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the vegas post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your wsop so far?
My friend's playing in the wsop too, I'm bout to rail em
If he wins a bracelet, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name him kid poker
I read about your friend lindgren too I'm sorry
I had a friend marry some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with jennifer harman
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Poker VT too, that **** was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Felt Mountain
{Chorus: barry greenstien
[OP as 'Felt Mountain']
Dear Negreanu, you still ain't facebook'd me or twitted,I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's ****ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside ARIA's poker room
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for my friend
That's my best friend man, he's only 20 years old
We waited near the 1/3 NL tables for you,
10 whole minutes and you just said, "No."
That's pretty ****ty man - you're like his ****ing idol
He wants to be a mtt star just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met at PCA - you said if I'd tweet you
you would tweet me back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my poker skills neither;
I used to always run up my roll to 5/10 and lost it all
I can relate to what you're saying in your poker videos,
so when I have a losing day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even play high stakes drunk to see how much i can bleed
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about kid poker 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Negreanu, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people in canada growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Felt Mountain -- P.S.
We should be play poker together too
{Chorus: barry greenstien
[OP as 'Felt Mountain']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-take a picture-with-My-Fans,
this'll be the last tweet I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no pm - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two tweets,
I wrote the screen names on 'em perfect
So this is my poker video I'm sending you, I hope you watch it
I'm in my room right now, I'm playing 10/20 no limit with regs,
Hey Negreanu, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to play higher?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from going busto
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 dollar downsing, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy picture or a tweet
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Negranue, we coulda played mtts together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Negranue{*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Negreanu, that's my best friend screamin in the back
but I didn't grind limit poker, I just went straight to no limit,see I ain't like you
cause hes got half my action, he'll lose more money, and then he'll go busto too
Well, gotta go, I've almost dumped most of my roll
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this to pokernews?
{Chorus: barry greenstien
[Daniel Negreanu]
Dear Felt Mountain, I meant to post this sooner but I just been busy
You said your best friend's in the wsop main event,how far along is he?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your best friend that
and here's an autograph for your friend,
I wrote it on this poker stars cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the poker room, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you
But what's this **** you said about you like to get drunk and play high stakes?
I say that **** just clowning dog,
c'mon - how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues Felt Mountain, I think you need some poker coaching,
to help your ass from triple barrel bluffing when you get down some
And what's this **** about us playing mtts together?
That type of ****'ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your best friend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you go blow your bankroll, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Felt Mountain
why are you so mad? Try to understand, I was squaring up deals with barry g
I just don't want you to do some crazy ****
I seen this one guy on pokernews a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and and playing high stakes Heads up,
and had his best friend had a piece of him, a small stakes grinder
and when he went busto, they found his screen name in the hand history,
but they didn't say who it was...
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
