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Old 11-23-2013, 03:43 PM   #101
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amazing at how our society worships douchebags like this
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Old 11-23-2013, 03:53 PM   #102
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must be nice to have daddy's secret fund peddle you millions.

Jelly? Yeah sure, but he is still a douchebag with life handed to him
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Old 11-23-2013, 03:56 PM   #103
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this guy is living Grand Theft Auto 5 lol
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Old 11-23-2013, 04:10 PM   #104
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He'll be dead from a hart attack withing 10 years... maybe 5 who knows ?

Surely he must already have a bet about this going on !
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Old 11-23-2013, 04:14 PM   #105
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Old 11-23-2013, 04:35 PM   #106
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The haters are so cute. Lolblitz tho
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Old 11-23-2013, 04:58 PM   #107
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This guy is such a boss!

Haters gonna hate...
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Old 11-23-2013, 05:11 PM   #108
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How come the IRS don't investigate him? There's enough evidence to ask a few questions surely?
He obv pays his taxes or he would be in jail already.
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Old 11-23-2013, 06:55 PM   #109
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you have no idea what the american dream entails. making nothing out of something is not part of it (it's usually the other way around).
Horatio Alger's heroes would be lucky to work at Walmart today. This guy is the archetype of american capitalism afaik. How could there be a better example? He's great PR for the system, gives all the rubes something to impossibly aspire to. Keep them trucking away on the hamster wheel. Dreams can't happen in a wakeful state and that particular one is no different.
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:36 PM   #110
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This guy is such a boss!

Haters gonna hate...
If you're 16, yes. He's a 'boss'.

If you're not a child, your perspective on people like him will be quite different and it has nothing to do with being 'jealous' (in spite of the fact that we'd all love to have tons of disposable income, certain trappings of that are enviable.) The guy is basically just a Walter Mitty fantasist who so happens to have idiot-son inheritor money to indulge his absurd whimsies.

If I had unlimited access to every dime in daddies secret stash, I would not live anything like that... and whoever mentioned the IRS is absolutely correct. He's an audit-bomb with the fuse lit and sparkling down...
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:48 PM   #111
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He obv pays his taxes or he would be in jail already.
You don't understand how the IRS works.

High net worth individuals who are crazy spenders are the brass ring of every IRS-CID agent alive. The fact that they already have daddy's scalp hanging in the office does nothing but magnify him even further and make him an even more desirable target.

The culture in every Federal law enforcement office is the same. It's not "start at the law and find people who break it". It's more like "start at someone you don't like and figure out how to use the law to **** them over". He is an immensely unlikable person who exists well above the fold.

Hope he likes khaki.
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:55 PM   #112
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You don't understand how the IRS works.

High net worth individuals who are crazy spenders are the brass ring of every IRS-CID agent alive. The fact that they already have daddy's scalp hanging in the office does nothing but magnify him even further and make him an even more desirable target.

The culture in every Federal law enforcement office is the same. It's not "start at the law and find people who break it". It's more like "start at someone you don't like and figure out how to use the law to **** them over". He is an immensely unlikable person who exists well above the fold.

Hope he likes khaki.

1. He's in no trouble with the IRS

2. You're a huge idiot
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:58 PM   #113
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1. He's in no trouble with the IRS

2. You're a huge idiot
1. It was a calm and sunny day on September 10th, 2001, Einstein.

2. I've seen this elephant, I have more knowledge about dancing with the IRS in my fingernail clippings than every 'internet theorist' alive.

I'm not saying he is or isn't cool with the IRS. I have no idea... but I do know what the conversations behind closed doors sound like in regards to people like him. You have no ****ing idea, but at least its free to go on the internet and be all like YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

But yeah. No tax entanglements in the Bilzerian money, for sure...

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/02/05/TampaBay/Truce.shtml

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Old 11-23-2013, 08:03 PM   #114
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Old 11-23-2013, 08:08 PM   #115
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[ ] a teenager
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[x] thinks Blitz is ****ing awesome!!!!!

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Old 11-23-2013, 08:08 PM   #116
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it's hardly living free when everything about you depends on lots of money. Take the money away and what's left?
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Old 11-23-2013, 08:09 PM   #117
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Hope he likes khaki.
khaki camo?
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Old 11-23-2013, 08:10 PM   #118
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i just like blitz because he allows us to keep using the phrase "hookers and blow" like its a good thing
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Old 11-23-2013, 08:18 PM   #119
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He has good taste in guns. Those Wilson Combats are the ****.
The Yost on the right side is almost certainly WAY nicer than the Wilsons.
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Old 11-23-2013, 09:22 PM   #120
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I want to be Dan Bilzerians **** for one week.
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:14 PM   #121
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I don't understand the IRS comments...

His dad was an extremely prominent corporate raider in 80s... Google bilzarian, Jeffries sp? Campeau debartola etc.... Sorry some spelling might be off

Didn't his parents own biggest house in Florida... Creditors/lawsuits etc can't take your primary residence in Florida
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Old 11-23-2013, 10:40 PM   #122
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A nice juiced up body and a pleased penis
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Old 11-23-2013, 11:43 PM   #123
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what are all those cans in the background
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:05 AM   #124
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1. It was a calm and sunny day on September 10th, 2001, Einstein.

2. I've seen this elephant, I have more knowledge about dancing with the IRS in my fingernail clippings than every 'internet theorist' alive.

I'm not saying he is or isn't cool with the IRS. I have no idea... but I do know what the conversations behind closed doors sound like in regards to people like him. You have no ****ing idea, but at least its free to go on the internet and be all like YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

But yeah. No tax entanglements in the Bilzerian money, for sure...

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/02/05/TampaBay/Truce.shtml
You are insane or 80 years old, who talks like that? lol
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:08 AM   #125
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