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Originally Posted by HighJaK
Level?
Multi-millionaire: negotiates a BJ with no condom from a booker in Amsterdam for $80.
Hooker: begins performance.
Multi-millionaire: begins playing with hooker boobies and asks for boob play.
Hooker: naked boob play is an extra $20.
Multi-millionaire: Must degrade, break stereo, and/or KILL Hooker!!!!
The sad thing is the story is probably completely fake or highly embellished from a minor incident he had, to this version of a bad X-rated Steven Seagal flick.
Lol, I mean dude has no less then 3 guys just appear and starts throwin round houses on them in or outside a whore house in the district and just bounces. Righhhhhhhht.
Somehow my stomach tells me it went down different if it really happend. Why did he return with his friends if he left the scene "victorious"? To do some more damage over some tatas not being shown??
IMO it most likely went this way instead if true:
3-5 guys: Show up
3-5 guys: beat the **** out of dan
3-5 guys: throw him out telling him to never ever return
Dan: Leaves and returns to the hotel seeking revenge
Dan's friends: Already ****ed up, wondering what happened to Dan.
Dan+Friends: Do some more drugs
Dan+Friends: Do some more alochol
Dan+Friends: Do some more drugs
Dan+Friends: Now knowing that all brothels are closed they decide to return back to the scene to beat up those bastards
Brothel: Closed
Pimps: Sleeping
Hooker: Sleeping
Why didn't they return the next day? Somehow this story stinks.