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11-15-2018 , 03:43 PM
"Oh no, other people are using escapism to have fun! Better go **** on their lives to make myself feel better!"
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01-21-2019 , 09:34 PM
Anyone else watch the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix and constantly expect Dan Bilzerian to appear?
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01-22-2019 , 04:48 AM
saw the Hulu one....all these people are idiots and scammers and awful
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01-22-2019 , 04:51 AM
The simple fact that ‘influencer’ has entered everyday parlance is a terrible indictment on modern society.
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02-26-2019 , 12:36 AM
blitzforce photoshop game is strong, see full tweet animation:

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02-26-2019 , 04:20 PM
Are you sure it wasn't cardib's people who did that because it was a joint promotion or something? I doubt blitz personally photoshopped it

Anyone know how his marijuana company (ignite) is doing?

Also, he has not been posting on insta or twitter much as of late.
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02-26-2019 , 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Spin2Win
Are you sure it wasn't cardib's people who did that because it was a joint promotion or something? I doubt blitz personally photoshopped it

Anyone know how his marijuana company (ignite) is doing?

Also, he has not been posting on insta or twitter much as of late.
Did you not see the animation? Cardi B posted the unaltered version to Instagram. That's how people noticed it was photoshopped.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuUKSf2lLFB/
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02-27-2019 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Spin2Win
Are you sure it wasn't cardib's people who did that because it was a joint promotion or something? I doubt blitz personally photoshopped it

Anyone know how his marijuana company (ignite) is doing?

Also, he has not been posting on insta or twitter much as of late.
His cannabis company is having a serious wake-up call on so many fronts.

I predicted it would go busto in 5 years, but man I didnt realize this chump could do so much damage since I posted about this like three months ago.

He pretty much has pissed off so many people in the industry I wonder when the boycott that is developing public will totally be blanketed across the entire industry in both Canada and the States.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3...abis-ads-alive
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02-27-2019 , 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Spin2Win
Are you sure it wasn't cardib's people who did that because it was a joint promotion or something? I doubt blitz personally photoshopped it

. . .
Nice work Inspector Clouseau . .

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02-27-2019 , 04:48 PM
Bilz is like Trump. A narcissist who inherited his wealth from daddy, lives a "baller" life and pretends to be an alpha male, sucks at business (and poker in Bilz's case) and has no real world skills except for promoting himself.
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02-27-2019 , 05:08 PM
did he change girlfriends recently again?
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02-27-2019 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Did you not see the animation? Cardi B posted the unaltered version to Instagram. That's how people noticed it was photoshopped.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuUKSf2lLFB/
Insta link doesn't work but ok and yeah I saw the animation but didn't notice the original pic had originated from cardi's insta. Either way, I'm guessing it was DB's pr rather than he himself who did the photoshop. Kind of inexplicable that he would do that, you'd think it would be her people who would do that type of thing.

Last edited by Spin2Win; 02-27-2019 at 07:31 PM.
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02-27-2019 , 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BoboFettFanBoy
His cannabis company is having a serious wake-up call on so many fronts.

I predicted it would go busto in 5 years, but man I didnt realize this chump could do so much damage since I posted about this like three months ago.

He pretty much has pissed off so many people in the industry I wonder when the boycott that is developing public will totally be blanketed across the entire industry in both Canada and the States.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3...abis-ads-alive
From that article: “Cannabis is not gender specific,” she said. “This is not a male-dominated product. It’s a product that women use. Gay people use. Non-binary people use.”

Wtf are "non binary people"?

That article doesn't really have anything in it to indicate that ignite has been unsuccessful, just that it's pissing off hypersensitive people and using a sleazy marketing campaign. Who really cares if he's using sexual innuendo and half naked women in the advertising though? That his brand and sex has been used to market alcohol and all types of other things for decades.
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02-27-2019 , 07:29 PM
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=133482

Why do you think Dan doesn't play any tournaments? I'd think he'd at least want to play the WSOP main and fire off in some small field high rollers for fun and his image and the potential high profile publicity if he went deep.
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02-27-2019 , 07:42 PM
Wow, you really have a hard-on for Dan, huh?
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02-27-2019 , 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Spin2Win
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=133482

Why do you think Dan doesn't play any tournaments? I'd think he'd at least want to play the WSOP main and fire off in some small field high rollers for fun and his image and the potential high profile publicity if he went deep.
Maybe bc he doesn’t find it fun , and doesn’t need the money?
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02-27-2019 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
Wow, you really have a hard-on for Dan, huh?
lol, just have been curious about some things about him for a while and getting them all out in one flurry.

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Maybe bc he doesn’t find it fun , and doesn’t need the money?
Well I guess it must be because he doesn't enjoy them for whatever reason and/or thinks they're -EV for him, but you'd think playing a 100k poker tournament would be fun no matter how much money you have. And just imagine how much exposure he'd get if he shipped a high-roller, and just playing in one would help perpetuate the baller image he's cultivated. It's very unusual for a successful and rich poker player to have only had one tourney cash, even if they focus primarily on cash games.
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02-27-2019 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Spin2Win

That article doesn't really have anything in it to indicate that ignite has been unsuccessful, just that it's pissing off hypersensitive people and using a sleazy marketing campaign. Who really cares if he's using sexual innuendo and half naked women in the advertising though? That his brand and sex has been used to market alcohol and all types of other things for decades.
I work in the cannabis industry in media and I can tell you that a lot of people do care about these sort of things and business practices, including stores, processors, media, and many other types of industry related companies Ignite needs full embracement to succeed.
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02-28-2019 , 01:56 AM
If he plays the 100ks he would need to write off the losses from his "home game" profits. It would look rather odd that all his losing receipts were all public games, whilst his winnings are private.
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02-28-2019 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BoboFettFanBoy
I work in the cannabis industry in media and I can tell you that a lot of people do care about these sort of things and business practices, including stores, processors, media, and many other types of industry related companies Ignite needs full embracement to succeed.


Fair enough I guess the industry is still too borderline legal and filled with progressive types to use alcohol style marketing
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02-28-2019 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Spin2Win
Fair enough I guess the industry is still too borderline legal and filled with progressive types to use alcohol style marketing
Actually its not as 420 models are everywhere and can get pretty crazy. I work with a bunch of models for my brand.

The issue is Blitz is 100% T n A with no real substance, plus he is putting the billboards in the public with kids walking by it. If keep on Instagram and within industry marketing channels like events and magazines it wouldn't be a problem.

Since he is causing problems elsewhere, a lot of people will just use his what he does best to try to take him down.
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03-04-2019 , 09:43 PM
A funny blitz story involving bowel difficulties while on a date: http://www.borispoker.com/boris78/89...-yourself.html
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03-04-2019 , 09:46 PM
Link doesn't work because of profanity in the title. Here's the full transcript:

blitzforce: ok story time
dankness3: gather round kids

blitzforce: so I got food poisoning from some raw oysters and I had to go to the ER

blitzforce: So the girl I went to dinner at Bern's steak house with was a girl who I had ****ed in the past and wanted some deja vu with,

blitzforce:I mean she bought condoms before dinner(I know b/c she asked if she should buy magnums, I assured her that was not the case, and that the finger condoms would do fine), total lay-up..... except I start to feel really sick when I get home so I puke one time trying to preserve the 350 dollar dinner I just bought, but it is no use, I start to really vomit
blitzforce: to make matters worse, my ex-girl/im still sleeping with is sleeping at my house,

blitzforce: so I send girl #1 home(names kept private to protect all parties related), and my ex takes me down to the ER after I puke like over 70 times and proceed to piss out of my ass. I literally crawl into the ER on my hands and knees dry heaving

blitzforce: anyway when I left the ER
blitzforce: I am walking to my car
blitzforce: after puking all night and getting like 5 ivs stuck in me
blitzforce: I gotta piss
blitzforce: so I start pissing by my car
blitzforce: and I feel like I gotta fart

lil stuey: haha

blitzforce: so I do as all men do while pissing but instead of farting all of a sudden I sh.it all over my self, I stand there in awe

lil stuey: no freaking way

blitzforce: just lose all control
blitzforce: of my bowels
blitzforce: yes

dankness3: bahhahaahhaha
dankness3: keep going
dankness3: dont sotp

blitzforce: so im like fu..ck its game time
blitzforce: what do I do
blitzforce: my gf is in the car

lil stuey: I have a lot of respect for you just telling us that

blitzforce: so I take off my pants **** is running down my leg in pure liquid form

dankness3: yea....

blitzforce: and I empty the sh..it out of my shoe

dankness3: keep going

blitzforce: so I fold my pants
blitzforce: and wipe my ass with my boxers
blitzforce: I couldn't throw out my jeans b/c I paid like 460 for em
blitzforce: so I put them in the back of my car and get in
blitzforce: so my gf is like where the fu.ck are your pants and why are u naked
blitzforce: I tell her I pissed on my legs
blitzforce: and she gasps and asks what the fu.ck is that smell
blitzforce: I tell her I steped in some dog shi.t on the way to the car and produce the shoe for her to smell

dankness3: BAAHHAHA

blitzforce: she gags and is like wtf that is horrible (how she doesn't put this together I have no idea)

dankness3: hahahhaha
dankness3: this story is *ing incredible

blitzforce: so we are driving home and I have a pool of runny sh..it in my shoe
blitzforce: and im freaking out b.c I wanna fu..ck her that night and I know if she
blitzforce: finds out it will ruin the mood
blitzforce: so I roll down the window
blitzforce: and it brings the waft of the smell
blitzforce: from my sh..it soaked jeans from the back
blitzforce: so I immedatly roll up the window
blitzforce: but now the smell is in the air fresh
blitzforce: and she starts to question my integrity
blitzforce: as far as the dog sh.it I get really nervous and panic
blitzforce: I have no idea what to say so I blow up on her, perform a shift fire
blitzforce: saying it is bad enough I have to go through this, I have dog sh.it on my 500 dollar prada shoes, I don't need to hear ur shi.t too
blitzforce: she apoligizes
blitzforce: I keep my cool except im now
blitzforce: planning my entry into my house
blitzforce: I figure if I run to the back an grab my jeans as long as the sh..it doesn't spill out
blitzforce: ill be ok
blitzforce: so as soon as we get to the house

dannyman4242: oh boy...I dont even want to know what blitz is talkijng about it

blitzforce: I grab my jeans and run into the house like a race horse
blitzforce: she follows and smells the sh..it
blitzforce: however I get to the laundry room first and put them in the washing machine she is confused I get in the shower, she is obviously of lesser intelegence, however her body and submissiveness more than make up for her lack of cerebral activity
blitzforce: well turns out my maid sees all the clothes in the washing machine in the morning
blitzforce: and assumes b.c they are damp that they have been washed and are completely clean
blitzforce: they have been washed but not well enough
blitzforce: so she throws them in the dryer
blitzforce: still with the sh..it still on them
blitzforce: it was aweful
blitzforce: my jeans now have a dried brown shi..t stain right by the d and g on the ass, I threw them out and I hate my self

dankness3: how much yak u do tonight blitz

blitzforce: lol
blitzforce: its a secret

dannyman4242: blitz I wasnt here for ur full story but am I getting the right idea that u * urself?

blitzforce: yes I did

dannyman4242: lol..okay
just checkin
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03-05-2019 , 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by BoboFettFanBoy
His cannabis company is having a serious wake-up call on so many fronts.

I predicted it would go busto in 5 years, but man I didnt realize this chump could do so much damage since I posted about this like three months ago.

He pretty much has pissed off so many people in the industry I wonder when the boycott that is developing public will totally be blanketed across the entire industry in both Canada and the States.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3...abis-ads-alive
You got laughed out of the last thread because of the garbage that came from your keyboard and now you're back and citing a vice article that has nothing to do with how his company is doing. In fact that article is just free advertising for Ignite.
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03-06-2019 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BoboFettFanBoy
I work in the cannabis industry in media and I can tell you that a lot of people do care about these sort of things and business practices, including stores, processors, media, and many other types of industry related companies Ignite needs full embracement to succeed.
Really? I watched the Netflix doc ‘murder mountain’ and they made it seem like the legal cannibus industry is run almost entirely by ex-illegal drug dealers and generally scummy people.
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