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Originally Posted by Adjusted
a bunch of humorless, Marxist, triggered ****s.
Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce. — some humorless guy, apparently.
Anyway, this is, imo, Norm's great poker joke, which I believe I heard on the 2+2 PokerCast at some point, and I have retold a fair number of times since:
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Norm MacDonald tells the story of an old gambler, who, after many years of being incredibly down on his luck, makes an amazing run and manages to win the World Series of Poker.
So, after he had won some 10 million dollars, a reporter runs up to him and asks him, "Sir, now that you've just won all this money, what are you going to do with your winnings?"
Straight away, the old gambler replies, "Well, I'm going to pay back people I owe money to."
The reporter says, "Oh I see. That is very honorable of you, sir, but what about the rest?"
The old man rubs his beard, looks up and thinks for a minute, before finally replying. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait."